Luke Hansen 🦖
@lctmh.bsky.social
ask me what it’s like to have myself so figured out
No one told me Meet Me In St Louis had that crazy Halloween segment! Is that really how they celebrated back then?? 💀
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
No one told me Meet Me In St Louis had that crazy Halloween segment! Is that really how they celebrated back then?? 💀
Which Twitter priest was this?
when you LOVE God but HATE the moon
Top quality poetic opening
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Which Twitter priest was this?
I believe in America, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I believe in America, Charlie Brown.
New X dropped on Twitter for @hannahposts.bsky.social from 1857
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digitalcollections.lib.washington.edu/digital/coll...
October 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
New X dropped on Twitter for @hannahposts.bsky.social from 1857
digitalcollections.lib.washington.edu/digital/coll...
digitalcollections.lib.washington.edu/digital/coll...
Petite Maman (2021) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Recommended if you are >30 and feel like weeping on a Saturday afternoon
Recommended if you are >30 and feel like weeping on a Saturday afternoon
April 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Petite Maman (2021) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Recommended if you are >30 and feel like weeping on a Saturday afternoon
Recommended if you are >30 and feel like weeping on a Saturday afternoon
Unprecedented haul at the local disc shoppe
April 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Unprecedented haul at the local disc shoppe
Dives: “well you see, there’s a Catholic teaching called ordo amoris that clearly teaches that I should care for the guests at my banquet first. Let the dogs care for Lazarus.”
March 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Dives: “well you see, there’s a Catholic teaching called ordo amoris that clearly teaches that I should care for the guests at my banquet first. Let the dogs care for Lazarus.”
His & Hers library holds
March 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
His & Hers library holds
Ok yes, I bought an Italian Blu-ray of Zorro (1975) on Amazon.it without knowing whether it has English subtitles. Or (for certain) whether my Blu-ray layer can play it.
It has an extra 5 minutes of runtime!
It has an extra 5 minutes of runtime!
March 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Ok yes, I bought an Italian Blu-ray of Zorro (1975) on Amazon.it without knowing whether it has English subtitles. Or (for certain) whether my Blu-ray layer can play it.
It has an extra 5 minutes of runtime!
It has an extra 5 minutes of runtime!
Maybe I’ll wait to file my taxes until April… just to make sure there’s someone left to pay it to.
February 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Maybe I’ll wait to file my taxes until April… just to make sure there’s someone left to pay it to.
Notification I get from the library when something is way overdue
imagine finding a dead borrower
February 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Notification I get from the library when something is way overdue
Sudoku finally clicked for me this week. I can finally do one without feeling completely lost.
October 2, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Sudoku finally clicked for me this week. I can finally do one without feeling completely lost.
Yesterday a coworker messaged me “Hey, do you like lamb? My parents just had a few slaughtered.”
So now I’m leaving work with $100 of lamb.
So now I’m leaving work with $100 of lamb.
September 28, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Yesterday a coworker messaged me “Hey, do you like lamb? My parents just had a few slaughtered.”
So now I’m leaving work with $100 of lamb.
So now I’m leaving work with $100 of lamb.
My hazelnut shrub grew exactly five nuts this year, three made it to harvest earlier this month, and I et them today 😊
September 22, 2023 at 5:42 PM
My hazelnut shrub grew exactly five nuts this year, three made it to harvest earlier this month, and I et them today 😊
Briefly considered reinventing myself before just copying my Twitter profile over here.
September 20, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Briefly considered reinventing myself before just copying my Twitter profile over here.