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I've gotten to my old man stage- I have opinions about TTRPGs, Wrestling, and life in general.

I come here to shout into the void, and sometimes it shouts back.
Toxic masculinity is terrible branding. It should be called "asshole masculinity".

Asshole masculinity is more obvious that it's "not all men"; just the assholes being an asshole to you.
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My take on the AEW fish tank spot →

As an occasional aquarist I am relieved that no live fish were used or harmed. However, it was a terrible environment for a fish, no substrate, no filter, no heater, and a paltry 10 gallons.
October 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
In that case, speed and stoplight cameras that issue fines should be voided. Not to mention EZPass.
Mike Johnson: "Every executive action signed by the autopen without written authorization should be voided ... including all the pardons that he signed."
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It's that time of year again, when the Stephen King RPG that lives in my head, is scratching like a mad chicken creating a hole in my skull large enough to burst through in a second hatching.
October 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Look it's simple, she said "No, but..." with a fee that high.
One independent promoter who reportedly inquired about booking Mercedes Mone claimed her appearance fee was $25,000.

(Source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter) #AEW
October 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Here's bit of dystopia for you made up entirely from my mind:

The reason that Wil E Coyote's purchases failed is because they were from:

American
Carbide
Manufacturing
Enterprises

A subsidiary of Union Carbide - well known for their corporate negligence.
October 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of the weirder bits in my life is that I sometimes realize that a person that I've followed on various social platforms wrote one of the TTRPG books that I have on my shelf that I picked up independently of knowing them.
October 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A children's cereal based on Hellraiser - CinnaBites.
October 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
October 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Finally thought of a good AI use case that no one will ever do.

When I record a meeting or something, I want it to replace my voice with Burt Reynolds when I'm listening to the play back. Not anyone else, just me, when I'm listening to myself.
October 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Almost as much time has passed from the end of Star Trek: TOS (1969) to Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) than the last of the new series of movies - Star Trek Beyond 2016.

So when are we getting the Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, and Karl Urban in the maroon uniforms?
October 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When I was a kid my pop taught me something I'm going to paraphrase here:

If you are using the cross to sell your work instead of it standing on its own merit, it probably isn't that great of work.

Back in the day, it was about the cross, but I think the flag applies just as much if not more so.
Like I don't know about y'all but my first instinct anymore when I see someone wearing something with the American flag on it or having an American flag up is to immediately not trust them. Like I'm so unpatriotic, especially with the way the USA is going, that I don't trust people who are patriotic
October 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Someone steal this for me, so that I don't give WOTC/Hasbro any money.
September 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I think I'm going to start selling "Tiger Insurance*" on Smackdown.

*Does not protect against Detroit Baseball players, Cereal Mascots, or Peter Parker.
Aires has announced that The Usos vs. Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed at Wrestlepalooza will be the first-ever "EMF friendly" WWE match.

An Aires Lifetune Zone Max will also be present on each ring post during the match.
September 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Chores
September 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Reposted by LAZ the infamous
In Yazeba's Bed & Breakfast, every day is September 15. Join Megan Maverick today through September 29 for the second annual Yazeba's Jam! Visit the link below to see how you can get involved by creating fan art, submitting your own chapters, and composing fanfiction.

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September 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
There are three movies better than the novels/short stories they were based on:

Stand By Me > The Body
Shawshank Redemption > The Rita Hayworth Redemption
Bicentennial Man > Bicentennial Man

Two Stephen King, and one Isaac Asimov.
September 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I think in the next few years, there's going to be a massive slow down of new. That's when the real modern classics will show.
A well known board game designer told me the majority of new games get played ONCE and I have a big problem w/ that. I get that not everything can be a hit, but I feel like something must be missing from design in general if this is happening. Rushed designs? Poor rulebooks? Bad visual design?
September 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If we aren't going to have universal healthcare, I should be able to pay for whoever I want on my health insurance.
September 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Good.
heavens no, surely this cannot be
September 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reposted by LAZ the infamous
Wages of unionized workers are 13% higher than their nonunion counterparts.

But unions also set a higher pay standard that all workers enjoy.

In high-union-density states, median household income is $12,000 higher than in low-union-density states.

This is why unions are vital.
September 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Part of the problem with AI is that we are using the term for several different similar technologies. Some of which are very beneficial, a few that are bad, and a few that are bad because of the way they are being used.
August 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I've been trying to up my game when it comes to mini painting again. I plateaued a long time ago, and stopped trying, because it was so hard and takes so long. However, trying hard at art has been re-invigorating.
August 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Another on my list of Petty Laws:

The school year is the day after Labor Day until the Friday Before Memorial Day.
August 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I can't trust people who don't do crafts.
August 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM