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if y’all haven’t yet, check out my newest pride house mix.

it’s for the girls who enjoy a good HOLLAR on a house track.

on.soundcloud.com/QTnTo7Qh8Saf...
June 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Really dislike how the gays try to be aloof on the dating apps with these profile-less profiles. No pictures, no bios, no position signifiers - just a blank profile or a close up shot of their body with “looking” as the header. 😭
May 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤣😭🤣😭🤣
May 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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tribe located
I love carrot cake.
May 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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hearing your friends talk about their problems and realizing that they are the problem.
two cats are looking at each other and one is black
ALT: two cats are looking at each other and one is black
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April 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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China said:
April 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Funny, coffee, sex and weed is my jam too
April 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Get you a Sagittarius ♐️
April 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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This a reminder 🪩
March 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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A Drag Queens Worth
March 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Grandmas Hands 👵🏽👊🏽
February 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I’ve been slacking on #ValentinesSpiritWeek.
In honor of it being Skeetheart Gram Day! 🫶🏾🫶🏾 A poem for my crush 😘
February 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Sun flowers are yellow, this pussy is pink, legs on your shoulders, slurping me up like a drink🙂‍↕️
February 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Roses are red, and time is ticking.

look at me like that again, and i’ll go prepare for a dickin
February 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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especially those abhorrent, insanely hideous, eye sore cyber trucks.
I know we listen and don’t judge, but Black people who are still willingly purchasing a Tesla…
a close up of a woman making a funny face on a tv show .
ALT: a close up of a woman making a funny face on a tv show .
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February 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Jennifer Hudson after she dropped “Pocketbook”
February 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Creatives.

What’s stopping you from dropping that completed project that’s sitting in your archives?

If nothing, this is your sign to put it out in the world.
February 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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alicia keys when she wrote “try sleeping with a broken heart”
January 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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so it seems that everyone has had a day today.

let’s have a virtual group hug.
a group of older women are dancing in a living room . one of the women is wearing a pink sweater .
ALT: a group of older women are dancing in a living room . one of the women is wearing a pink sweater .
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January 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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And I’d like it rode right tf now 🗣️
January 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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When I tell you this had me SCREAMING!! 😂😭
January 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM