Lu
@laurrrrita.bsky.social
Crim-imm defense attorney by day, DIY enthusiast by night 🪴🌈☪️ she/her
Our aunt sent my brother’s new baby a beautiful quilt.
Unfortunately, her name is Claire Kristen.
Unfortunately, her name is Claire Kristen.
May 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Our aunt sent my brother’s new baby a beautiful quilt.
Unfortunately, her name is Claire Kristen.
Unfortunately, her name is Claire Kristen.
The neighborhood Presbyterian church rummage sale is a wholesome event staffed exclusively by octogenarians. Bless them.
May 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The neighborhood Presbyterian church rummage sale is a wholesome event staffed exclusively by octogenarians. Bless them.
Once time, in 2017, I saw this cake in a store window. In 2025, I still exclusively rate my well-being on a scale from top to bottom panda.
April 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Once time, in 2017, I saw this cake in a store window. In 2025, I still exclusively rate my well-being on a scale from top to bottom panda.
Today I was clearing out invasive English Ivy and found this (also non-native, but naturalized) Lazarus Lizard 10 feet up in a tree. He hung with me for 15 minutes and even let me pet his back.
April 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Today I was clearing out invasive English Ivy and found this (also non-native, but naturalized) Lazarus Lizard 10 feet up in a tree. He hung with me for 15 minutes and even let me pet his back.
Menstrual cup users fall right between the sock people and the banana people
April 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Menstrual cup users fall right between the sock people and the banana people
The three types of people
April 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The three types of people
Never forget the time out kooky but sweet neighbor stopped my wife this morning to give her a gift for our then-5-month-old daughter.
It was two cans of sardines.
It was two cans of sardines.
April 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Never forget the time out kooky but sweet neighbor stopped my wife this morning to give her a gift for our then-5-month-old daughter.
It was two cans of sardines.
It was two cans of sardines.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought that Google was consistently offering to translate my email into Polish?
February 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought that Google was consistently offering to translate my email into Polish?
My daughter’s daycare class made leaves and hung them up in the hall. All of them had two eyes. Except one, that had one eye. And my daughter’s, which had three.
It seems we have a craft thief on our hands.
It seems we have a craft thief on our hands.
January 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My daughter’s daycare class made leaves and hung them up in the hall. All of them had two eyes. Except one, that had one eye. And my daughter’s, which had three.
It seems we have a craft thief on our hands.
It seems we have a craft thief on our hands.
Oh, friend, this is a whole category of Mexican memes and I never get tired of them
December 24, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Oh, friend, this is a whole category of Mexican memes and I never get tired of them
If you are less gay than me, here are two different Stone Butch Blues covers.
December 11, 2024 at 3:43 AM
If you are less gay than me, here are two different Stone Butch Blues covers.
As I was driving today, I saw a car with a “Stone Butch Blues” decal and was like “Wow! So gay!!”
It turns out that I am the one who is so gay because this is Michael Myers from Halloween, not Leslie Feinberg.
It turns out that I am the one who is so gay because this is Michael Myers from Halloween, not Leslie Feinberg.
December 11, 2024 at 3:42 AM
As I was driving today, I saw a car with a “Stone Butch Blues” decal and was like “Wow! So gay!!”
It turns out that I am the one who is so gay because this is Michael Myers from Halloween, not Leslie Feinberg.
It turns out that I am the one who is so gay because this is Michael Myers from Halloween, not Leslie Feinberg.
WHAT is this branding?
December 15, 2023 at 12:54 AM
WHAT is this branding?
The rigorous screening that ICE undertakes before detaining a community member.
December 4, 2023 at 7:23 PM
The rigorous screening that ICE undertakes before detaining a community member.
I am tickled by how perfect this Spanish-transliteration-of-English is every time I walk past it. Can a linguistics nerd help me understand why a Spanish R and American T make the same sound?
October 27, 2023 at 12:43 AM
I am tickled by how perfect this Spanish-transliteration-of-English is every time I walk past it. Can a linguistics nerd help me understand why a Spanish R and American T make the same sound?
Ah yes. Llamaween.
Allow me to explain: Hallow
ll ⬅️⬅️ 🟰 Llhaow
a ⬅️⬅️ 🟰 Llahow
w ⤵️ ⬅️⬅️ 🟰 Llamho
h 🚮 n 🟰 Llamlo
l ➡️ 🟰 Llama
And there you go. It’s that simple.
Allow me to explain: Hallow
ll ⬅️⬅️ 🟰 Llhaow
a ⬅️⬅️ 🟰 Llahow
w ⤵️ ⬅️⬅️ 🟰 Llamho
h 🚮 n 🟰 Llamlo
l ➡️ 🟰 Llama
And there you go. It’s that simple.
October 3, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Ah yes. Llamaween.
Allow me to explain: Hallow
ll ⬅️⬅️ 🟰 Llhaow
a ⬅️⬅️ 🟰 Llahow
w ⤵️ ⬅️⬅️ 🟰 Llamho
h 🚮 n 🟰 Llamlo
l ➡️ 🟰 Llama
And there you go. It’s that simple.
Allow me to explain: Hallow
ll ⬅️⬅️ 🟰 Llhaow
a ⬅️⬅️ 🟰 Llahow
w ⤵️ ⬅️⬅️ 🟰 Llamho
h 🚮 n 🟰 Llamlo
l ➡️ 🟰 Llama
And there you go. It’s that simple.