Laurenn
@laurennjoeline.bsky.social
she/her - HTX - Mother of Maisie 🧡🐱
I dumped my X, and I'm better off here 💙
swiftie - I worship at the Chappell of Roan - podcasts and running keep me alive - TCA 🐞
I dumped my X, and I'm better off here 💙
swiftie - I worship at the Chappell of Roan - podcasts and running keep me alive - TCA 🐞
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Laurenn
@laurennjoeline.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Continuing this tradition from the 🐦 app:
Snapchats I receive of my orange tabby from my bf who works-from-home 🧵
Snapchats I receive of my orange tabby from my bf who works-from-home 🧵
Definitely moving this morning like someone who has just two days of work before a 5 day break 🥱
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Definitely moving this morning like someone who has just two days of work before a 5 day break 🥱
Nothing, and I mean absolutely NOTHING, like waking up after a night of drinking and making a savory plate with alllll the pickled veggies, an extra crispy hash brown, some deli meat and watching Real Housewives.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Nothing, and I mean absolutely NOTHING, like waking up after a night of drinking and making a savory plate with alllll the pickled veggies, an extra crispy hash brown, some deli meat and watching Real Housewives.
Taylor Swift concept album: something along the lines of TLGAD and Clara Bow and it's just song after song about women in history/poo culture and the world's view of them, good or bad, abhorred or admired. Her best work is when she puts herself in someone else's shoes and I think it would be genius.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Taylor Swift concept album: something along the lines of TLGAD and Clara Bow and it's just song after song about women in history/poo culture and the world's view of them, good or bad, abhorred or admired. Her best work is when she puts herself in someone else's shoes and I think it would be genius.
Thai yellow curry, Tiny's Milk & Cookies, and Wicked: For Good
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Thai yellow curry, Tiny's Milk & Cookies, and Wicked: For Good
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MAGA lunatic Karoline Leavitt is by far the worst Press Secretary in US history. She’s a feckless cruel vile trashy immoral pathological liar who uses religion to justify being the mouthpiece of a deranged criminal. She’s disgusting.
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
MAGA lunatic Karoline Leavitt is by far the worst Press Secretary in US history. She’s a feckless cruel vile trashy immoral pathological liar who uses religion to justify being the mouthpiece of a deranged criminal. She’s disgusting.
Yes, I'm from Texas.
Yes, I've worked my whole life to not have a twang, especially with my theatre education.
Yes, my family is redneck as hell.
Yes, I do work with coworkers all across Texas/SE regions.
No, I can't help it if I hop on a call with someone who has a twang and mine comes out.
Yes, I've worked my whole life to not have a twang, especially with my theatre education.
Yes, my family is redneck as hell.
Yes, I do work with coworkers all across Texas/SE regions.
No, I can't help it if I hop on a call with someone who has a twang and mine comes out.
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Yes, I'm from Texas.
Yes, I've worked my whole life to not have a twang, especially with my theatre education.
Yes, my family is redneck as hell.
Yes, I do work with coworkers all across Texas/SE regions.
No, I can't help it if I hop on a call with someone who has a twang and mine comes out.
Yes, I've worked my whole life to not have a twang, especially with my theatre education.
Yes, my family is redneck as hell.
Yes, I do work with coworkers all across Texas/SE regions.
No, I can't help it if I hop on a call with someone who has a twang and mine comes out.
All I can hear is the "literally crying over my nails right now" 😭😭😭
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
All I can hear is the "literally crying over my nails right now" 😭😭😭
Crying because I've finally achieved a career where things slow down instead of multiplying x1000 during the holiday season 🥲
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Crying because I've finally achieved a career where things slow down instead of multiplying x1000 during the holiday season 🥲
Food belongs in the kitchen. I have no idea why this crispy chicken quarter is on my couch.
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Food belongs in the kitchen. I have no idea why this crispy chicken quarter is on my couch.
Happy to say that the vendor who was selling 🍊 💩 merch at last year's nutcracker market was not there this year. I even sent a scathing email to the board after I witnessed that atrocity.
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Happy to say that the vendor who was selling 🍊 💩 merch at last year's nutcracker market was not there this year. I even sent a scathing email to the board after I witnessed that atrocity.
Nutcracker market really fell off this year. But my wallet is marked safe... other than all the drinks I bought.
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Nutcracker market really fell off this year. But my wallet is marked safe... other than all the drinks I bought.
Rewatching Stranger Things 4 and, I'm so sorry but, Angela deserved that roller skate to the noggin.
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Rewatching Stranger Things 4 and, I'm so sorry but, Angela deserved that roller skate to the noggin.
Has anyone else grown up traumatized by "Lizzie McGuire, you are an outfit repeater"?
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Has anyone else grown up traumatized by "Lizzie McGuire, you are an outfit repeater"?
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Even if jeffrey epstein never existed not a single person on the planet would be shocked to find out that donald trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Even if jeffrey epstein never existed not a single person on the planet would be shocked to find out that donald trump is a pedophile
I work in Marketing for a civil engineer firm and tell me why everyone who's not in our department thinks they are a graphic design wiz?? 😭
And the worst part is they are putting out AI art slop for their personal LinkedIn pages, and then slapping the company logo on it!
And the worst part is they are putting out AI art slop for their personal LinkedIn pages, and then slapping the company logo on it!
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I work in Marketing for a civil engineer firm and tell me why everyone who's not in our department thinks they are a graphic design wiz?? 😭
And the worst part is they are putting out AI art slop for their personal LinkedIn pages, and then slapping the company logo on it!
And the worst part is they are putting out AI art slop for their personal LinkedIn pages, and then slapping the company logo on it!
Sick or reacting to the sudden drop in temps? 🤧
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Sick or reacting to the sudden drop in temps? 🤧
Took a trip 🍄
Danced till 4am 🕺
Walked home through my beautiful city 🌃
Slept in 😴
Had the best hot pot of my life 🍲
I'm so happy 🥹
Danced till 4am 🕺
Walked home through my beautiful city 🌃
Slept in 😴
Had the best hot pot of my life 🍲
I'm so happy 🥹
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Took a trip 🍄
Danced till 4am 🕺
Walked home through my beautiful city 🌃
Slept in 😴
Had the best hot pot of my life 🍲
I'm so happy 🥹
Danced till 4am 🕺
Walked home through my beautiful city 🌃
Slept in 😴
Had the best hot pot of my life 🍲
I'm so happy 🥹
Last night was a movie. I swear to god I think the timeline reset, that's how good it was.
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Last night was a movie. I swear to god I think the timeline reset, that's how good it was.
Not to be weird but I think this hair and makeup would absolutely eat as a bridal look for tay.
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Not to be weird but I think this hair and makeup would absolutely eat as a bridal look for tay.
Happy Migration Day!
I deleted Twitter off my phone
is this what freedom feels like
is this what freedom feels like
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Happy Migration Day!
I've reached the point in my cleanse where I'm peeing every 10 minutes.
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I've reached the point in my cleanse where I'm peeing every 10 minutes.
After a weekend of partying, a michelada will always get me right 🥲
November 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
After a weekend of partying, a michelada will always get me right 🥲