Laurenn
@laurennjoeline.bsky.social
she/her - HTX - Mother of Maisie 🧡🐱
I dumped my X, and I'm better off here 💙
swiftie - I worship at the Chappell of Roan - podcasts and running keep me alive - TCA 🐞
I dumped my X, and I'm better off here 💙
swiftie - I worship at the Chappell of Roan - podcasts and running keep me alive - TCA 🐞
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Laurenn
@laurennjoeline.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Continuing this tradition from the 🐦 app:
Snapchats I receive of my orange tabby from my bf who works-from-home 🧵
Snapchats I receive of my orange tabby from my bf who works-from-home 🧵
Happy to say that the vendor who was selling 🍊 💩 merch at last year's nutcracker market was not there this year. I even sent a scathing email to the board after I witnessed that atrocity.
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Happy to say that the vendor who was selling 🍊 💩 merch at last year's nutcracker market was not there this year. I even sent a scathing email to the board after I witnessed that atrocity.
Nutcracker market really fell off this year. But my wallet is marked safe... other than all the drinks I bought.
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Nutcracker market really fell off this year. But my wallet is marked safe... other than all the drinks I bought.
Rewatching Stranger Things 4 and, I'm so sorry but, Angela deserved that roller skate to the noggin.
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Rewatching Stranger Things 4 and, I'm so sorry but, Angela deserved that roller skate to the noggin.
Has anyone else grown up traumatized by "Lizzie McGuire, you are an outfit repeater"?
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Has anyone else grown up traumatized by "Lizzie McGuire, you are an outfit repeater"?
Reposted by Laurenn
Even if jeffrey epstein never existed not a single person on the planet would be shocked to find out that donald trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Even if jeffrey epstein never existed not a single person on the planet would be shocked to find out that donald trump is a pedophile
I work in Marketing for a civil engineer firm and tell me why everyone who's not in our department thinks they are a graphic design wiz?? 😭
And the worst part is they are putting out AI art slop for their personal LinkedIn pages, and then slapping the company logo on it!
And the worst part is they are putting out AI art slop for their personal LinkedIn pages, and then slapping the company logo on it!
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I work in Marketing for a civil engineer firm and tell me why everyone who's not in our department thinks they are a graphic design wiz?? 😭
And the worst part is they are putting out AI art slop for their personal LinkedIn pages, and then slapping the company logo on it!
And the worst part is they are putting out AI art slop for their personal LinkedIn pages, and then slapping the company logo on it!
Sick or reacting to the sudden drop in temps? 🤧
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Sick or reacting to the sudden drop in temps? 🤧
Took a trip 🍄
Danced till 4am 🕺
Walked home through my beautiful city 🌃
Slept in 😴
Had the best hot pot of my life 🍲
I'm so happy 🥹
Danced till 4am 🕺
Walked home through my beautiful city 🌃
Slept in 😴
Had the best hot pot of my life 🍲
I'm so happy 🥹
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Took a trip 🍄
Danced till 4am 🕺
Walked home through my beautiful city 🌃
Slept in 😴
Had the best hot pot of my life 🍲
I'm so happy 🥹
Danced till 4am 🕺
Walked home through my beautiful city 🌃
Slept in 😴
Had the best hot pot of my life 🍲
I'm so happy 🥹
Last night was a movie. I swear to god I think the timeline reset, that's how good it was.
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Last night was a movie. I swear to god I think the timeline reset, that's how good it was.
Not to be weird but I think this hair and makeup would absolutely eat as a bridal look for tay.
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Not to be weird but I think this hair and makeup would absolutely eat as a bridal look for tay.
Happy Migration Day!
I deleted Twitter off my phone
is this what freedom feels like
is this what freedom feels like
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Happy Migration Day!
I've reached the point in my cleanse where I'm peeing every 10 minutes.
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I've reached the point in my cleanse where I'm peeing every 10 minutes.
After a weekend of partying, a michelada will always get me right 🥲
November 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
After a weekend of partying, a michelada will always get me right 🥲
I know there's a lot of wrong going on in the world, but the fact that Halloween was on a Friday, November 1st is on a Saturday, and we still have the rest of the weekend, just seems like a desperately needed win.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I know there's a lot of wrong going on in the world, but the fact that Halloween was on a Friday, November 1st is on a Saturday, and we still have the rest of the weekend, just seems like a desperately needed win.
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Happy halloween 🎃
a group of people standing in front of trees holding lanterns
ALT: a group of people standing in front of trees holding lanterns
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October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Happy halloween 🎃
Do false lashes ever make anyone else's eyes feel super sleepy??
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Do false lashes ever make anyone else's eyes feel super sleepy??
You put me on and said I was your favorite 🩶
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You put me on and said I was your favorite 🩶
I need a second costume for a house party on Saturday. My Friday costume is part of a group, so wanting something different but from my current stock of costumes. Should I be:
❤️ Vintage Scarlett Witch
🖤 Mia Wallace
👑 Chappell Roan à la TRaFoaMP album cover
❤️ Vintage Scarlett Witch
🖤 Mia Wallace
👑 Chappell Roan à la TRaFoaMP album cover
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I need a second costume for a house party on Saturday. My Friday costume is part of a group, so wanting something different but from my current stock of costumes. Should I be:
❤️ Vintage Scarlett Witch
🖤 Mia Wallace
👑 Chappell Roan à la TRaFoaMP album cover
❤️ Vintage Scarlett Witch
🖤 Mia Wallace
👑 Chappell Roan à la TRaFoaMP album cover
Pray for my skin. The PMS acne and Halloween makeup is about to be a lethal combo.
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Pray for my skin. The PMS acne and Halloween makeup is about to be a lethal combo.
*kicks in door*
FLAMINGO PINK
*shakes champagne bottle
SUNRISE BOULEVARD
*pops cork*
CLINK, CLINK
*sprays the champagne on self*
BEING THIS YOUNG IS ART
FLAMINGO PINK
*shakes champagne bottle
SUNRISE BOULEVARD
*pops cork*
CLINK, CLINK
*sprays the champagne on self*
BEING THIS YOUNG IS ART
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
*kicks in door*
FLAMINGO PINK
*shakes champagne bottle
SUNRISE BOULEVARD
*pops cork*
CLINK, CLINK
*sprays the champagne on self*
BEING THIS YOUNG IS ART
FLAMINGO PINK
*shakes champagne bottle
SUNRISE BOULEVARD
*pops cork*
CLINK, CLINK
*sprays the champagne on self*
BEING THIS YOUNG IS ART
Southern Pageant Drag Queen name: Farm & Glamor
October 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Southern Pageant Drag Queen name: Farm & Glamor
I'm addicted and I have a problem
October 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm addicted and I have a problem
I was late to work because I slept in dreaming that I was at a convenience store picking out road trip snacks.
October 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I was late to work because I slept in dreaming that I was at a convenience store picking out road trip snacks.