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Lauren
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I’m a fucking delight.
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June 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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May 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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i heard reading is fundamental
May 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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🎯
May 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Seems appropriate still
May 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Having adhd feels like your whole life is a really poorly made free app and every like 35 seconds there’s a pop up ad for a different mobile game
April 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
April 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those little things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean all day in their own little private shells and nevermind I get it now
April 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Let me be clear here. I don’t like being around loud people in public unless, and this is so important, their drama is interesting.
April 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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April 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Happy Liberation Day to all who celebrate the release of money from your retirement accounts into thin air.
April 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Is this the Golden Age or are we still on Liberation Day?
April 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Can we talk about the Choose Your Own Adventure book-reading child to extremely anxious decision-hating adult pipeline
April 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
April 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Not only am I emotionally unavailable, I’m also physically and monetarily unavailable so
March 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Every time I get on my phone to do literally anything
February 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I’m usually pretty good about sticking to a healthy diet unless I’m really sad or celebrating or bored or eating out or ordering in or if it’s the weekend or Monday or if there’s something stressful going on
February 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.

Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
January 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
January 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all
January 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM