Laurence, Neasden asylum seeker
@laurenceineu.bsky.social
#FBPE
Escaped from Neasden but still possessed
Distinguishing features:
Overeats awokados in Islington
Former nuclear physicist
Black belt in Judaism
Devout atheist
Born-aghast Jew
Failed bacon-dodger
Thickose intolerant
Brexophobic
Escaped from Neasden but still possessed
Distinguishing features:
Overeats awokados in Islington
Former nuclear physicist
Black belt in Judaism
Devout atheist
Born-aghast Jew
Failed bacon-dodger
Thickose intolerant
Brexophobic
So, Trump's Ukraine peace really *was* translated from the Russian!
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So, Trump's Ukraine peace really *was* translated from the Russian!
Does Barron Trump look like he's stupid, or is just me?
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Does Barron Trump look like he's stupid, or is just me?
@mjtoma.bsky.social I agree wholly with what you've written. But in relation to the extract below, I have to ask: what kind of high school did you attend? Was it for special students? Or did your friend have a subsequent lobotomy?
newrepublic.com/article/2035...
newrepublic.com/article/2035...
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
@mjtoma.bsky.social I agree wholly with what you've written. But in relation to the extract below, I have to ask: what kind of high school did you attend? Was it for special students? Or did your friend have a subsequent lobotomy?
newrepublic.com/article/2035...
newrepublic.com/article/2035...
This is interesting. In particular the extract in the attached image:
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is interesting. In particular the extract in the attached image:
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Don't try to tell me that this is just politics as normal.
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Don't try to tell me that this is just politics as normal.
No self-respecting government should have any further dealings with this pariah state.
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
No self-respecting government should have any further dealings with this pariah state.
Did someone says extrajudicial homicides? And governments who boast about it?
Why should the rest of the world have to tolerate this? It's a blatant and multiply-repeated breach of international and US domestic criminal law.
Why should the rest of the world have to tolerate this? It's a blatant and multiply-repeated breach of international and US domestic criminal law.
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Did someone says extrajudicial homicides? And governments who boast about it?
Why should the rest of the world have to tolerate this? It's a blatant and multiply-repeated breach of international and US domestic criminal law.
Why should the rest of the world have to tolerate this? It's a blatant and multiply-repeated breach of international and US domestic criminal law.
Incompetence, greed, corruption, selfishness and stupidity are hardly strangers to the Tories, but Johnson is probably unique in sacrificing the lives of ~150,000 in the UK who suffered avoidable deaths by turning the pandemic into a vehicle for the enrichment of himself and his friends.
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Incompetence, greed, corruption, selfishness and stupidity are hardly strangers to the Tories, but Johnson is probably unique in sacrificing the lives of ~150,000 in the UK who suffered avoidable deaths by turning the pandemic into a vehicle for the enrichment of himself and his friends.
230,000 COVID deaths in the UK. I've claimed that about ~150k of those were avoidable. They are down to Johnson and his clowns. The report finds his govt "toxic" and his errors "inexcusable".
He has yet to pay *any* price for the loss of lives.
And it cost ~£380bn
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
He has yet to pay *any* price for the loss of lives.
And it cost ~£380bn
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
230,000 COVID deaths in the UK. I've claimed that about ~150k of those were avoidable. They are down to Johnson and his clowns. The report finds his govt "toxic" and his errors "inexcusable".
He has yet to pay *any* price for the loss of lives.
And it cost ~£380bn
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
He has yet to pay *any* price for the loss of lives.
And it cost ~£380bn
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
Mark Epstein, the brother of Jeffrey Epstein, seems interesting. He must know rather a lot of interesting stories.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Mark Epstein, the brother of Jeffrey Epstein, seems interesting. He must know rather a lot of interesting stories.
DonaldTrumpyAss
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
DonaldTrumpyAss
It is possible that, when referring to arse stabbings in London, Trump is thinking of Priti Patel, whose galactic rear end can barely be contained within greater London's boundaries.
Rear *end*? What am I saying? It's finite but seemingly unbounded.
Rear *end*? What am I saying? It's finite but seemingly unbounded.
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It is possible that, when referring to arse stabbings in London, Trump is thinking of Priti Patel, whose galactic rear end can barely be contained within greater London's boundaries.
Rear *end*? What am I saying? It's finite but seemingly unbounded.
Rear *end*? What am I saying? It's finite but seemingly unbounded.
Surely this is straight out of the satirical movie "The Ruling Class":
"But Jack, how do you know that you're God?"
"Simple! Whenever I pray, I find that I'm talking to myself."
"But Jack, how do you know that you're God?"
"Simple! Whenever I pray, I find that I'm talking to myself."
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Surely this is straight out of the satirical movie "The Ruling Class":
"But Jack, how do you know that you're God?"
"Simple! Whenever I pray, I find that I'm talking to myself."
"But Jack, how do you know that you're God?"
"Simple! Whenever I pray, I find that I'm talking to myself."
I don't know how a political commentator can produce such drivel for publication without altogether abandoning their dignity.
And yet Liz Truss still walks amongst us.
And yet Liz Truss still walks amongst us.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I don't know how a political commentator can produce such drivel for publication without altogether abandoning their dignity.
And yet Liz Truss still walks amongst us.
And yet Liz Truss still walks amongst us.
Does Farage actually know the difference between a jurist and a juror?
My, how I hate this supremely ignorant man! It's very obvious why, despite his education at an expensive private school, he didn't go to university.
My, how I hate this supremely ignorant man! It's very obvious why, despite his education at an expensive private school, he didn't go to university.
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Does Farage actually know the difference between a jurist and a juror?
My, how I hate this supremely ignorant man! It's very obvious why, despite his education at an expensive private school, he didn't go to university.
My, how I hate this supremely ignorant man! It's very obvious why, despite his education at an expensive private school, he didn't go to university.
Above refers to the following supremely ignorant drivel from Farage:
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Above refers to the following supremely ignorant drivel from Farage:
My thread got messed up.
It referred to the attached ignorant drivel in Parl. from Farage
First, judges of the ECtHR *must* have advanced qualifications in law, whether they were previously judges or jurists (a jurist has advanced qualifications and is a professional in law).
Secondly, see below:
It referred to the attached ignorant drivel in Parl. from Farage
First, judges of the ECtHR *must* have advanced qualifications in law, whether they were previously judges or jurists (a jurist has advanced qualifications and is a professional in law).
Secondly, see below:
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My thread got messed up.
It referred to the attached ignorant drivel in Parl. from Farage
First, judges of the ECtHR *must* have advanced qualifications in law, whether they were previously judges or jurists (a jurist has advanced qualifications and is a professional in law).
Secondly, see below:
It referred to the attached ignorant drivel in Parl. from Farage
First, judges of the ECtHR *must* have advanced qualifications in law, whether they were previously judges or jurists (a jurist has advanced qualifications and is a professional in law).
Secondly, see below:
This man is a walking sex crime.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This man is a walking sex crime.
When a president says "no one knows what a magnet is", it depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is. (Clinton, 1998)
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
When a president says "no one knows what a magnet is", it depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is. (Clinton, 1998)
How can anyone not love Daly's Mia Carlotta?
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
How can anyone not love Daly's Mia Carlotta?
What is this outrageously absurd rumour that Sir Robbie Kray (formerly of the beat combo known as the Bee Gees) has long plotted to remove Tim Davie as DG of the BBC, so that he can take over?
I've regarded Sir Robbie as a 'diamond geezer' ever since 'e nailed me 'ead to the floor.
I've regarded Sir Robbie as a 'diamond geezer' ever since 'e nailed me 'ead to the floor.
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
What is this outrageously absurd rumour that Sir Robbie Kray (formerly of the beat combo known as the Bee Gees) has long plotted to remove Tim Davie as DG of the BBC, so that he can take over?
I've regarded Sir Robbie as a 'diamond geezer' ever since 'e nailed me 'ead to the floor.
I've regarded Sir Robbie as a 'diamond geezer' ever since 'e nailed me 'ead to the floor.
The thing about aging as a Jewish rebel, as I know to my cost, is that you end up looking just like one of the old Jewish guys against whom you were rebelling.
You either have to grow into the part or else become a walking contradiction. Bob Dylan chose the same path as me.
You either have to grow into the part or else become a walking contradiction. Bob Dylan chose the same path as me.
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The thing about aging as a Jewish rebel, as I know to my cost, is that you end up looking just like one of the old Jewish guys against whom you were rebelling.
You either have to grow into the part or else become a walking contradiction. Bob Dylan chose the same path as me.
You either have to grow into the part or else become a walking contradiction. Bob Dylan chose the same path as me.
On the dangers of using a photo of someone as gorgeous as Kim Jong-un on your bsky profile:
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
On the dangers of using a photo of someone as gorgeous as Kim Jong-un on your bsky profile: