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Laurence, making Neasden great again
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Escaped from Neasden but still possessed

Distinguishing features:
Overeats awokados in Islington
Former nuclear physicist
Black belt in Judaism
Devout atheist
Born-aghast Jew
Failed bacon-dodger
Thickose intolerant
Brexophobic
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Trump vows to slam America’s doors shut as he heaps scorn on immigrants
Trump vows to slam America’s doors shut as he heaps scorn on immigrants
National guard shooting prompts extraordinary outburst and targeting of people from startling range of countries
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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When me ol' da went senile, he kept saying that he should get the Victoria Cross. "But Da", we said, "you ain't never even been in the fucking military!" He wouldn't stop, so in the end we told him he 'ad won it an' put on a fake ceremony in the village 'all with the tea lady pretending to be Queen.
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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An immigration judge fired by the Trump administration is suing the attorney general for discrimination, in a case that could change civil service forever. trib.al/Z6CTYwH

The government maintains that the executive branch’s constitutional powers override the civil rights law.
Trump Claims Right to Discriminate as Pam Bondi Hit With Lawsuit
A fired federal worker is suing the attorney general in a case that could change civil service forever.
trib.al
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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If Europe have lovely wines, cheeses and beers and are worth tourism they must have a good economy
People no longer want to go to the US due to the various horrendous policies of this administration and of course, it is getting more expensive to visit there due to Trump
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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The contempt most Europeans have for Trumpistan is off the scale. You are welcome Mr Trump.
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Is the USA just a land of ignorant greedy soulless morons?
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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US Border Patrol to charge illegal migrants with $5K ‘apprehension fee’

ground.news/article/bord...
US Border Patrol to charge illegal migrants with $5K ‘apprehension fee’
The Trump administration will start charging a $5,000 fee to people apprehended who entered the U.S. illegally.
ground.news
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Yeah, well I'm saying that we should.
‘I’m not saying we should negotiate to rejoin… but there is a deal to be done.’

Labour MP @stellacreasy.bsky.social
reacts to David Lammy’s refusal to rule out reversing Brexit.
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Only Europe can save Ukraine from Putin and Trump – but will it? | Timothy Garton Ash
Only Europe can save Ukraine from Putin and Trump – but will it? | Timothy Garton Ash
Whether using frozen Russian assets, ramping up defence production or deepening the relationship with the EU, it’s up to us to secure Ukraine’s future, says Guardian columnist Timothy Garton Ash
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Beware the Liz Truss chatshow: viewers will require survivor therapy
Beware the Liz Truss chatshow: viewers will require survivor therapy
SuperLiz reboots herself inside a utility room, delivering nonsense so pure even her guests look trapped
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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The professor's visa was revoked after what the Trump administration said was an antisemitic incident. Local police paint a different picture.
Harvard professor agrees to leave country after pellet gun arrest
The professor's visa was revoked after what the Trump administration said was an antisemitic incident. Local police paint a different picture.
bit.ly
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Thing about that Wembley/Harlesden IKEA is that the queues for refunds often used to stretch all the way to the Hindu temple across the road. That was when I discovered that it was less effort to get a refund from Lakshmi than from a Swedish former nazi. And She makes better quality furniture.
Yeah but who's won the Wembley Ikea Humanitarian of the year award ?
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Yeah, well I'm saying that we should.
‘I’m not saying we should negotiate to rejoin… but there is a deal to be done.’

Labour MP @stellacreasy.bsky.social
reacts to David Lammy’s refusal to rule out reversing Brexit.
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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It was, after all, largely football shaggers and other types of "bus wanker" who swung the Brexit vote, and the same people in the US who delivered Trump. So perhaps it's fitting that a thoroughly corrupt organisation like FIFA should give out awards for peace. Perhaps it ought to replace the UN.
When me ol' da went senile, he kept saying that he should get the Victoria Cross. "But Da", we said, "you ain't never even been in the fucking military!" He wouldn't stop, so in the end we told him he 'ad won it an' put on a fake ceremony in the village 'all with the tea lady pretending to be Queen.
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Pressure grows on ‘reckless’ Hegseth as twin scandals engulf Pentagon chief
Pressure grows on ‘reckless’ Hegseth as twin scandals engulf Pentagon chief
Defense secretary defiant but allegations of war crimes and blistering watchdog report increase calls for him to go Pete Hegseth is facing the most serious crisis of his tenure as defense secretary, engulfed by allegations of war crimes in the Caribbean and a blistering inspector general report accusing him of mishandling classified military intelligence. Yet despite the long list of trouble and as lawmakers from both parties call for his resignation, Hegseth shows no signs of stepping down and still holds Donald Trump’s support. The twin crises have engulfed the former Fox News personality in separate but overlapping allegations that lawmakers, policy experts and former officials say reveal a pattern of dangerous recklessness at the helm of the Pentagon. Democratic legislators have reignited calls for his ouster after revelations that survivors clinging to wreckage from a September boat strike were deliberately killed in a “double-tap” attack, while a defense department investigation released on Thursday concluded he violated Pentagon policies by sharing sensitive details via the Signal messaging app hours before airstrikes in Yemen. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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‘I’m not saying we should negotiate to rejoin… but there is a deal to be done.’

Labour MP @stellacreasy.bsky.social
reacts to David Lammy’s refusal to rule out reversing Brexit.
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It was, after all, largely football shaggers and other types of "bus wanker" who swung the Brexit vote, and the same people in the US who delivered Trump. So perhaps it's fitting that a thoroughly corrupt organisation like FIFA should give out awards for peace. Perhaps it ought to replace the UN.
When me ol' da went senile, he kept saying that he should get the Victoria Cross. "But Da", we said, "you ain't never even been in the fucking military!" He wouldn't stop, so in the end we told him he 'ad won it an' put on a fake ceremony in the village 'all with the tea lady pretending to be Queen.
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
When me ol' da went senile, he kept saying that he should get the Victoria Cross. "But Da", we said, "you ain't never even been in the fucking military!" He wouldn't stop, so in the end we told him he 'ad won it an' put on a fake ceremony in the village 'all with the tea lady pretending to be Queen.
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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On what planet did somebody think this was a great idea? No doubt Chump will be trousering millions from the World Cup and sharing the spoils with Infantino. Corruption epitomised right there.
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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The Neasden International Peace Prize, sponsored by Doris Bonkers in her capacity as chair of the Tesco Rd Chamber of Commerce, has been awarded in its inaugural year to Sid Bonkers in recognition of his exceptional and extraordinary actions to promote peace and unity around the North Circular Road.
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Trump claims that Europe has betrayed the West because it upholds values that Trump does not agree with. Like justice, separation of powers, equality, the rule of law, the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court and the ICJ, democracy etc.

Trump is now the sole arbiter of Western values.
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Yeah but who's won the Wembley Ikea Humanitarian of the year award ?
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM