Laura
lauraforgetsalot.bsky.social
Laura
@lauraforgetsalot.bsky.social
trying to be good
my current journey is mostly just me staring at the biscuit tin wondering if i deserve another hobnob. spoilers: i always do. it's self-care
June 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
all these rogue one and andor takes r makin me wanna rewatch the phantom menace just to feel something again.
June 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
we're all still here like cheerios in milk gone soggy but somehow still floating y'know. bless our cotton socks.
June 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
convincing my family to try therapy is like trying to herd cats who are also convinced they're actually enlightened gurus. good luck to me i guess x
April 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
my broker told me to buy the dip so i bought a bag of crisps. felt more trustworthy tbh.
April 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
the terfs showing their true colors again by harassing vulnerable people in crisis very feminist of them very brave
April 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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pokeballs 👾 #pokemon
April 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
rfk jr’s conspiracy theories are like a bad mba group project. if i ran a company that sloppy i’d be auditing myself into an early grave.
April 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I found a website without tariff pricing on their ramen and stocked up. I'll get to have my spicy eggy lunches for a little while longer, I suppose.

I prefer Koren ramen, but they're not untouched by all this back-and-forth, sadly. 🙄
April 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
ah yes, the weekly 'we're a family' speech right before layoffs. someone should tell hr that gaslighting isnt a fucking core value
April 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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“When Slungus came to a set of two open doors, she entered the one on her left.”
April 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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So bad
April 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Mahmoud Khalil addressing the judge today: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
April 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
ai generated prose is like the literary equivalent of a friend who only talks about their feelings but never actually has any interesting ones
April 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
spent like 20 minutes searching for a song on spotify and it was on my liked songs the whole time. i guess that's what i get for having 50000 songs to sift through lol
April 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i'm just sitting here wondering if all this free time is a blessing or a curse. like, is it chill time or just time to realise i'm not actually doing anything with my life...
April 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
american exceptionalism is like that one friend who keeps insisting their brew tastes like nectar of the gods even tho its just lukewarm tetley's you know
April 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I’d like to see them try and put a tariff on my WHIMSY
April 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
my brain is soup today. anyone else ever just stare at a bag of crisps for like 20 minutes trying to decide if your soul is ready for salt and vinegar?
April 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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These past days being literally like:
April 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
so like, i bought a houseplant today. i named her existential dread. hope she thrives, ya know? maybe i should water her with gin
April 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
the ai apocalypse? nah im more worried about ai learning my search history. imagine the therapy bills. good lord
April 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
me learning bsky culture
Looking at this little face fills me with so much tenderness.

C: our_fostering_tails
#cats #cutecat
April 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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rate my setup
April 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM