LaurelindóreNess 🌿
@lauracnessy.bsky.social
Middle child. Married. Retreats to Malacandra, Rivendell, Rakhat. PNW. she/her.
Warm 106.9 is playing Christmas music already 🥹🥹
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Warm 106.9 is playing Christmas music already 🥹🥹
Cycle syncing, but it's matching up our grocery needs with the Costco coupon book.
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Cycle syncing, but it's matching up our grocery needs with the Costco coupon book.
May all this present badness crumble and fall away so that the good and beautiful can grow in its place.
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
May all this present badness crumble and fall away so that the good and beautiful can grow in its place.
Laura, 41, United States.
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Laura, 41, United States.
Begging the Ainur to clear the freaking skies for the auroras tonight 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Begging the Ainur to clear the freaking skies for the auroras tonight 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Threads is trying to sell Frankenstein to me. It's working.
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Threads is trying to sell Frankenstein to me. It's working.
How many Washington hops points would I lose if I put an ice cube in my beer?
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
How many Washington hops points would I lose if I put an ice cube in my beer?
Pot fullness check. What do we think, @schlazor.bsky.social ?
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Pot fullness check. What do we think, @schlazor.bsky.social ?
No Kings Day. Rise up!
Collective dammit in the stands
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
No Kings Day. Rise up!
Brandi Carlile sang "Black Hole Sun" somewhere over the weekend. Somebody remind me to go look it up after church.
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Brandi Carlile sang "Black Hole Sun" somewhere over the weekend. Somebody remind me to go look it up after church.
Sweet Mary Mother of Boston on a Cart.
Boston on a cart doesn't bode well
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Sweet Mary Mother of Boston on a Cart.
Come to my window.
See the sandwich fly'n by the light of the moon.
Come to my window.
You'll smell like mustard and onion soon.
See the sandwich fly'n by the light of the moon.
Come to my window.
You'll smell like mustard and onion soon.
November 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Come to my window.
See the sandwich fly'n by the light of the moon.
Come to my window.
You'll smell like mustard and onion soon.
See the sandwich fly'n by the light of the moon.
Come to my window.
You'll smell like mustard and onion soon.
"The agent who was hit testified the sandwich exploded on him. He felt the impact through his kevlar vest, and that he had the smell of mustard and onion on his radio." - CBS' Michael Wallace
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"The agent who was hit testified the sandwich exploded on him. He felt the impact through his kevlar vest, and that he had the smell of mustard and onion on his radio." - CBS' Michael Wallace
I just followed Marina Sirtis on IG. What even is reality, that *I* could follow Deanna Troi from my little pocket window??
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I just followed Marina Sirtis on IG. What even is reality, that *I* could follow Deanna Troi from my little pocket window??
Ever After again, I guess.
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Ever After again, I guess.
N.div degree.
(💁🏻♀️ is this anything?)
(💁🏻♀️ is this anything?)
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
N.div degree.
(💁🏻♀️ is this anything?)
(💁🏻♀️ is this anything?)
What car logo is this? Could be the bottom drawing or the far right one. My kid and I can't figure it out. He saw it on an SUV today. Not Buick, Mercury, Volvo.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
What car logo is this? Could be the bottom drawing or the far right one. My kid and I can't figure it out. He saw it on an SUV today. Not Buick, Mercury, Volvo.
The one suspended hour between daylight and standard time is what we gained in the temporal war accords. (Arizona, Hawaii, and U.S. territories -- carry on.)
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The one suspended hour between daylight and standard time is what we gained in the temporal war accords. (Arizona, Hawaii, and U.S. territories -- carry on.)
Jerry embroiled in a paternity test of his own.
Springer got caught.
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jerry embroiled in a paternity test of his own.
What if I got into Brandi Carlile?
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What if I got into Brandi Carlile?
It's called the Department of WAR now, actually. War and Nuke Testing.
Our defense is a catastrophe
November 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It's called the Department of WAR now, actually. War and Nuke Testing.
Changed my profile photo! Don't you forget about me.
November 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Changed my profile photo! Don't you forget about me.
Checking a video for AI.
That arm looks not good.
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Checking a video for AI.
Paid a lady in an alley for these.
October 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Paid a lady in an alley for these.