LaurelindóreNess 🌿
@lauracnessy.bsky.social
Middle child. Married. Retreats to Malacandra, Rivendell, Rakhat. PNW. she/her.
Step Up 6 :
Doubters can step offffff
January 26, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Step Up 6 :
Princess Diaries 3 :
Now shut up about Sam, the ginger prince!!
January 26, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Princess Diaries 3 :
"Mom, is Santa real?"
We say Nick
January 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
"Mom, is Santa real?"
Someone tell me why the opportunity to practice the new skills I learned at the parenting conference is happening while I have multiple dinner items on the stove, in the oven, and in the toaster oven??
January 21, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Someone tell me why the opportunity to practice the new skills I learned at the parenting conference is happening while I have multiple dinner items on the stove, in the oven, and in the toaster oven??
David writing the Psalms.
Jesus, they are calling every foul on us...
January 17, 2026 at 4:38 AM
David writing the Psalms.
What should I make for dinner?
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
What should I make for dinner?
"Hey kiddo, did you learn any more words that start with L today?"
Larb.
Larbule.
Larb.
Larbule.
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
"Hey kiddo, did you learn any more words that start with L today?"
Larb.
Larbule.
Larb.
Larbule.
I may have signed up for a writers group at my church and maybe workshopped a poem about Renee Good.
January 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I may have signed up for a writers group at my church and maybe workshopped a poem about Renee Good.
The Game of Life: Doomsday Expansion Pack.
This is just way sad now.
January 12, 2026 at 4:09 AM
The Game of Life: Doomsday Expansion Pack.
Me, putting in my fancy earrings.
High level hoops so far
January 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Me, putting in my fancy earrings.
I am four eels.
Acceptable Mike Jackson
January 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I am four eels.
I loaded the boombox with a Sister Hazel CD, and my spouse asked, "Who's this?" 😱😱😱 WHO'S THIS???
Oh honey, today you're gonna LEARN and maybe CRY.
Oh honey, today you're gonna LEARN and maybe CRY.
January 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I loaded the boombox with a Sister Hazel CD, and my spouse asked, "Who's this?" 😱😱😱 WHO'S THIS???
Oh honey, today you're gonna LEARN and maybe CRY.
Oh honey, today you're gonna LEARN and maybe CRY.
Hi Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov and Maria Cantwell @cantwell.senate.gov , Washington State resident and voter here. What are you doing to stop the federal government from running rampant against its people?? Please list at least one thing you are currently, actively doing.
January 8, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Hi Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov and Maria Cantwell @cantwell.senate.gov , Washington State resident and voter here. What are you doing to stop the federal government from running rampant against its people?? Please list at least one thing you are currently, actively doing.
So you're telling me that Chicago-style deep dish pizza has the sauce OUTSIDE the cheese? What in the Vecna are we doing here, guys??
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
So you're telling me that Chicago-style deep dish pizza has the sauce OUTSIDE the cheese? What in the Vecna are we doing here, guys??
First and last selfies of 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
First and last selfies of 2025.
NSYNC intro be like:
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
NSYNC intro be like:
I put on the NSYNC Christmas album to expose my kids to some culture, and it's like a sleeper cell of song lyrics just awoke in my body.
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I put on the NSYNC Christmas album to expose my kids to some culture, and it's like a sleeper cell of song lyrics just awoke in my body.
I made Scandinavian stars with the kids today. Some people cried about it, but mine turned out pretty cute.
December 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I made Scandinavian stars with the kids today. Some people cried about it, but mine turned out pretty cute.
What a Baptist swear jar is called.
Dang penalty
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
What a Baptist swear jar is called.
For those of you on the worship team, what special Christmas songs are you guys performing this week? I want to know!
December 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
For those of you on the worship team, what special Christmas songs are you guys performing this week? I want to know!
We have a whole house, so why do my kids need to fight over the same 2 ft³ of space?
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We have a whole house, so why do my kids need to fight over the same 2 ft³ of space?
My family is NOT appreciating the Point of Grace Christmas album 😤
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My family is NOT appreciating the Point of Grace Christmas album 😤
Me, c. 2012, clocking out of the coffee shop.
A shift has occurred.
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Me, c. 2012, clocking out of the coffee shop.
The hardest part about social media is remembering what my friends post on which platform, because I want to preserve the vibes.
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The hardest part about social media is remembering what my friends post on which platform, because I want to preserve the vibes.
You will be visited by three ghosts.
December 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You will be visited by three ghosts.