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laura-roslins-cat.bsky.social
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@laura-roslins-cat.bsky.social
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Twitter is full of [y’know] now, so here I am. All this has happened before, all this will happen again.

Old enough to think it’s crazy to put your age in your bio. Back in my day, we practiced internet safety!
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A tumblr post from user gorgoroth that says, “Yeah I’ll incorporate into my belief system”. This isn’t included in the photo, but I want you to know that gorgoroth was replying to a post about how semen used to be more “powerful,” and the reason that Michelango and all those artists at that time were so talented because they were swallowing so much of it.
July 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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We’ve seen it before, but she wanted to rewatch the season about the cat. Who am I to refuse?

@dimension20.bsky.social @dropout.tv @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
My beautiful grey cat, Sophie, (small, cute, precious, asymmetrical TNR ears, yellow-green eyes with white eyeliner) sits on the arm of my chair, staring at me (at the camera). In the distant background is my TV, showing Brennan Lee Mulligan in the Dimension 20 dome with blue background lighting. If you really look hard, you can see a mini-screen of Emily Axford, Zac Oyama, and Siobhan Thompson in the lower right corner, indicating that this is the live season of D20: Fantasy High, Sophmore Year.
March 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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🫡
I DM’d them the first chapter of My Immortal, the infamous fanfiction.
February 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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(Especially when that random person is RIGHT.)
That post from Hakeem Jeffries. You know the one. “Presidents come and Presidents go. Through it all. God is still on the throne.”
January 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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All marmalade and oranges
Two purple cans of Wegmans sparkling water, blackberry tangerine flavor, but the second r in blackberry has been drawn over in sharpie to be a d, so now it says Blackberdy Tangerine. (It’s close enough, no one could spell back then.)
January 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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A corn maze stretching to a bright blue horizon. A pumpkin patch on a clear fall day. There are some trees in the far distance, and a blue sky with a few white clouds above. The pond at my apartment! There’s grass in the foreground, some shrubs, and then dark water spotted with a flock of geese. There are trees on the far side. The top of a waterfall and a vast, dense green forest.
January 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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I want you to know that when my cat heard @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social singing, she ran over and started accompanying him.
A closeup of my precious cat, Sophie’s, sweet little face. She is grey and small and looks like she’s wearing white eyeliner.
January 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Well, in that case, please accept this photo of my cat celebrating Christmas as a token of my sympathy. I have a different flavor of medical trauma, but it is so real. I’m sorry you’re in this situation. 🩷🩷
An itty bitty grey cat (preliminary studies suggest she’s the cutest in the entire world), has wedged herself under a curved bit of wrapping paper so that it looks like she’s wearing a snail shell. Her entire backside is covered, and the photo is taken from behind. Only one precious little foot is visible peeking out in front of her body, and her perfect little face is turned towards the camera with a bright, inquisitive look. I have two degrees but have never nailed an assignment as hard as she is nailing being a cat. One of her ears is tipped because she was a TNR rescue, and her little asymmetrical face is so cute it could bring kings and emperors to their knees.
December 30, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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Ed demonstrating OOMPH to Stede by yelling and stabbing his dagger right next to the French captain’s head, with the overlaid text, “Where’s the link - where’s the fucking link!?”
December 19, 2024 at 8:12 AM
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Omg I love him!!! Please tell him when you next see him!

If the lack of cat photos is circumstantial rather than deliberate, I suppose that’s alright!

Here’s Sophie 🥰
A small grey cat with yellow-green eyes and one tipped ear sits in a recliner all to herself, staring intently into the camera. An undecorated Christmas tree is in the background.
December 19, 2024 at 7:56 AM
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You might not like it, but this is what PEAK femininity looks like!
It’s a bird. A closeup of the face and plumage of a female peacock (peahen), to be exact. I’m not even right, but I thought my joke was funny, so here we are. Birds have different sex chromosomes; females are ZW and males are ZZ.
December 18, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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Begging y’all to make “for transgender-related purposes” a new meme.
A close up photo of my kindle screen. It is cropped close and superfluous text is blacked out, so that all that is visible is, “"Have you ever taken hormones (estrogen or testosterone) for transgender-related purposes?"” The study is kind of old, but not nearly old enough for that phrasing to not be hilarious.
December 15, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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aTWOgula!!!
Two little baby sprouts!!
December 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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Ben Affleck smoking meme
December 15, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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UPDATE!! I was mistaken in the image description!! One little baby arugula has arrived!!
A zoomed in photo of an itty bitty green sprout popping up from the dirt amidst the hills and valleys of an egg carton.
December 14, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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Nice! I’m trying to sprout lettuce in my bathroom (it’s the warmest place in the apartment!). I remember all those recalls from the first time around!
An egg carton, open, both sides full of dirt. No little sprouts yet. Some of those yellow sticky traps are around it for gnats (curses).
December 14, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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Geordi LaForge meme where he looks skeptical and refusing at “Hoping that Brian Thompson’s friends or whatever find comfort in this ‘difficult time,” but excited and approving at “Hoping that the person who stepped up to defend us, at the cost of the trauma of taking a life, gets any support they need.”
December 7, 2024 at 8:28 AM
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DONE ZOOMING; I ALREADY FOUND THE BEST ONE!!!
CAT!!!
December 6, 2024 at 11:14 AM
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A job listing for the f’ing space force.
December 5, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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I don’t have tiktok so my phone sent me here when I clicked that link.
An eBay listing for “10cm 2.0 USB Cable A Female Clutch B Mini 5 Pin Trapezoidal Male Short” from BestPlug Shop for €4.99.
December 5, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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Block alert, everybody. Advertising for an AI product - double yuck. @/nofiltergpt.bsky.social
A screenshot of the tagged account’s profile. Its header is “ask me anything” in white text on a black background. Its title is “NoFilterGPT - Uncensored ChatGPT.” It is marked as following me. It lists only 3.7K followers, but 38.8K following. Its bio reads, “NoFilterGPT.com - Official Uncensored, Unfiltered version of ChatGPT ai prompt chatbot. Try it free! - One click[…].” There’s more text on the account but the screenshot cuts off there.
December 3, 2024 at 7:39 AM
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Look how cute! I used to see more, and I was afraid that maybe all his friends died and he was alone, but it turns out they’re just vibing! His buddies have retired from public life but this little dude is out in the world providing for his family! I love him!
A single meerkat sits on half of a hollowed out log (like a little wooden hammock situation), under the red glow of a heat lamp, staring straight at the camera. He exudes the very peak of luxury.
December 1, 2024 at 5:16 AM
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A screenshot of Stede “looting” the library, with the caption, “I’m looting this meme, but I’m replacing it with this one”
November 30, 2024 at 5:33 AM
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Awww I that would actually be really nice! He’s such a sweetie.

(And I really dodged some bullets there, huh!?)
A screenshot of the original gif of a bottle rotating around a circle of OFMD character’s faces like a hand on a clock. The bottle is pointing at Fang, who is in between Calico Jack and Archie.
November 30, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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I’m so sorry. Sometimes the internet really does get in a shit mood. I usually listen to @rottenindenmark.bsky.social ‘s work to feel better. Maybe it’ll work for you too? Here’s a picture of my cat just in case.
It’s honestly not a great picture. Past the denim clad lump of my lower abdomen, my perfect sweet grey cat can be seen from behind. She is laying in my lap, partially curled up, and I’m scratching her neck with my left hand. Her name is Sophie and she is the bestest girl.
November 25, 2024 at 4:00 AM