Can confirm the Cisco hold music is still undefeated at the end of 2025.

JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/

Today, we’re excited to announce the launch of our new book, “Tools to Save Our Home Planet.” It’s a collection of timely insights, how-to guides and case studies—all told through the voices of 56 experienced activists we’ve partnered with over the years.

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

The #Trump administration is making plans to illegally reduce and sell off large swaths of our public lands to oil, gas and mining interests. This would bring irreparable harm to the Indigenous stewards of these lands, the outdoor industry and critical ecosystems we all depend on.

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God, I so wish I could read what the Tralfamadorians would say about this God-forsaken time to be alive.

See? The AP gets barred from the Oval Office so it gets to spend its time reporting on good news.

The further we get into 2025, the more I'm rooting for that meteor.

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

This is an actual real bill introduced. This is just embarrassing.
#nottheonion #resist #makeitstop

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States