Imagine being mad you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re busy stirring up Civil War in your own country.

Watters: I remember you said you can't win a trade war, no one wins a trade war. We just did. What did we give up?

Jessica: The right to have affordable European goods

📌 Hope this soul follows him

everywhere . A true hero 🐥

💔

Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub

WHOA! THIS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED FRAUD.

GOP Rep. Kay Granger (TX-12) has been missing for six months. She was just found by a reporter in a dementia care facility.

Her staff and others have been keeping this a secret from her constituents. So who’s been making these posts?

This sums it up, yes.

R. Kelly Petitions Supreme Court To Watch Him Pee
theonion.com/r-kelly-peti...

Feels like I got to the new club but I don’t know anyone here. Or at least I can’t find them. I’ll be by the bar…. 😵‍💫🧉🍹🍸🥃🍻

One day, like a miracle. ☕️

This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸