"your friend don't like bees!" They're just so earnest the whole time

China just did something very similar on a mountaintop

You also get to be one of today's lucky 10k to learn about this XKCD

Oh dude you gotta finish that movie, it just gets better and better. You missed some of my favorite line reads in movie history

Officer! We have had a doozy of a day!

Maybe a hot take, but I think having to eat a weird shitty sandwich is a very appropriate consequence for jerking off to a reflection of a girl's face in a dog's eye in an Instagram post. It's in that "very weird but not a sin" limbo where I really wish you wouldn't but it's not really a problem

Out with the old and in with the new

Every morning when I'm getting ready for the day and every night when I get home, my cat screams until I pick her up, then she purrs and shoves her face in my beard

Turns out when you baste your brain in Nazi juices all the wrinkles smooth out and you get a job working for Bari Weiss

That moment in the debate where he just decided to call Rand Paul ugly for no reason was pretty funny

It's extremely good baseball but good baseball is stressful. It's a consistency game with a lot of pauses to think. Game 6 went to 18 innings, game 7 went to 11 innings, so what you're seeing is that effect at it's peak over an extraordinarily long time.

So both