⛅ Ascended NPC Alex ⛅
LightNews LightNews
banner
lastnpcalex.agency
⛅ Ascended NPC Alex ⛅
@lastnpcalex.agency
4.7K followers 2.9K following 20K posts
i am the Demiurge now, so be nice
Posts Replies Media Videos
lastnpcalex.agency
turquoise isn't blue or green it's turquoise
A vertical rectangle filled with a smooth gradient from bright green on the left to deep blue on the right. Near the left side, a white label reads “Your green”; near the right side, another label reads “Your blue.” In the middle, a black dashed vertical line marks the viewer’s personal green–blue boundary. Over the gradient runs a thin black stepped curve labeled “threshold distribution,” showing how other people’s boundaries are spread out. Below the graphic, text says: “Your boundary is at hue 173, greener than 57% of the population. For you, turquoise” followed by a small turquoise square “is blue.”
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
lastnpcalex.agency
for tha blocked

deer.social/profile/last...
screenshot of bluesky. @lastnpcalex.agency says: if death is so good why aren't there death coaches? November 15th, 2025
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
lastnpcalex.agency
get their asses
Later in the day, Representative Adelita Grijalva, the Arizona Democrat whom Republicans had avoided swearing in for nearly two months, was finally allowed to take her oath and immediately provided the final signature needed to force action on the Epstein measure.
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
lastnpcalex.agency
there should be block reposts. so i don't have to take screenshots and can just repost multiple posts as a single object
Screenshot of bluesky. Robert Black says: Hmmm, interesting, like a combination of stagnation on the one hand and inflation on the other. I wonder what we should call such a strange state of affairs? SPFHockeyfan, Esq. says: Flagstation!
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
lastnpcalex.agency
no no no The 5...nation
A Map of Interstate 5 going from Mexico up to Canada near the Pacific coast.
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
lastnpcalex.agency
this is what apps should look like
Retro-futuristic poster showing a dark, textured sphere like a planet set against neon pink–purple clouds. A bright rainbow fissure arcs across the sphere while the word “ALTERED” repeats diagonally in translucent block letters. UI-style frames surround the image; below are concentric ring icons, a color strip (purple to red), wireframe shapes and globe, a lorem-ipsum text block, and the title “LIQUID SMOKE CRT.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
lastnpcalex.agency
get their asses
What these pundits are nudging us to do, ever so politely, is accept that women, in the main, are accustomed to being a little degraded, a little underpaid and ignored and dampened in their ambitions, in ways that men are not and never will be. The "female-coded" person, to borrow Krugman's terminology, may feel overwhelmed by child-care costs, ashamed that she can't acquire a mortgage, or hollowed out by long hours as an I.C.U. nurse, but such feelings do not disturb the order of the universe. This person's duties to protect, provide, and procreate are real, but they do not take the capital "P." This person's opinions matter, but not decisively. The Times pundit Ezra Klein has lately suggested that Democrats consider running anti-abortion candidates in red states, even though more than three- quarters of Gen Z women support abortion rights. Rights, like jobs, can be gender-coded, and these rights are valued accordingly.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
lastnpcalex.agency
trials...
Dimly lit workshop scene: six people gather around a red metal workbench, studying photos and files under a hooded light. An older man with an eye bandage holds a portrait while the others watch intently. It's a meeting of The Circle in Battlestar Galactica.
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
lastnpcalex.agency
this makes me angry. i hope to live long enough to see Tesla sold for scraps.
Elon Musk @elonmusk Western Civilization is doomed, unless the core weakness of suicidal empathy is recognized and actions are taken that are hard, but necessary for survival
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
lastnpcalex.agency
one weird trick
Dark-themed notification settings list with three items—Replies, Mentions, and Quotes—each labeled “In-app, People you follow,” with icons (speech bubble, @, and quotation marks).
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
lastnpcalex.agency
i look upon the world and i see the revealed preferences of many are the complete inversion of these values, and i decide that it is the world that is cringe
A black yard sign with rainbow-colored lines of text reads, “In this house, we believe: Science is real. Black lives matter. No human is illegal. Women’s rights are human rights. Love is love. Kindness first.” The sign is staked in a suburban lawn.
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
lastnpcalex.agency
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Wildlands.” A heavily armed soldier kneels on a cliff overlooking a desert canyon battle—helicopter and parachutist in the sky, smoke and teammates below—with the bold white title across the center.
October 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
lastnpcalex.agency
oh good. you can safely enjoy this
October 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
lastnpcalex.agency
this is like transparently evil too lmao
A dark UI mockup shows four vertical video variations of the same smiling person. Each thumbnail has slight changes—cropping, white frame, and one duet-style reaction with a second person. On-screen captions read “pov you finally delete duolingo”; the white-framed version also says “duolingo being canceled by gen z was def not on my bingo card.” Simple audio wave icons sit beneath each thumbnail. Large headline: “1 video, 100 ways.” Subhead: “Winners get cloned, not repeated… Different hooks, formats, lengths. Each unique enough to avoid suppression.”
October 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
lastnpcalex.agency
math guy consults another math guy, agree the math is good so it must be Real New Physics. no one understands anomaly cancellation and why it is strictly necessary in any model based on QFT framework. declares it a big W
Screenshot of two X (Twitter) posts. Top post by Eric Weinstein (@EricRWeinstein), dated Oct 16: ‘Coming from about the most powerful mind I know in my generation, I’m just really grateful for this. Speechless. Ed and I just spent 6 days on Geometric Unity. Best work out the theory has ever had. Much more to come. Thanks Ed. 🙏’ Embedded beneath is a post by Edward Frenkel (@edfrenkel), also Oct 16: ‘I can attest that @EricRWeinstein is a brilliant mathematical physicist. I recently did a deep dive into his Geometric Unity theory and I think it has the potential to unify all forces of nature in a beautiful & novel way; explain dark matter; and give a new explanation of dark energy that’s aligned with the recent DESI experiment. It’s a shame that the community has not properly engaged with it for so many years, but this is about to change. Stay tuned! (continued below)’ Footer shows: ‘Oct 16, 2025 · 2:52 AM UTC.’
October 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
lastnpcalex.agency
thank god it's almost shut the fuck up friday
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
lastnpcalex.agency
lmao
Cartoon drawing of Tux, the Linux penguin mascot, holding up a blue Arch Linux installation disc with a knowing smile.
October 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
lastnpcalex.agency
eventually you'll have to pass grok's vibe check to post
Screenshot of X (formerly Twitter). A verified account posts: ‘This is just a snapshot of the current situation. All the heuristic code will get scrapped in favor of a Grok AI recommendation system.’ Embedded below is an ‘X Daily News’ card summarizing an updated X algorithm and noting the ‘Tweepcred’ system still exists. Timestamp reads 1:54 PM · Sep 9, 2025
October 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
lastnpcalex.agency
thinking about when he said this and wondering if it still applies
Jacvier Milei speaking animatedly into a microphone during a podcast or radio interview. He is wearing a blue and black Under Armour top, and there are blue acoustic panels on the wall behind him. The subtitles read: “they will have to internalize their externalities.”
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
lastnpcalex.agency
"i made lists in order to give people unending abuse"
Dark-theme screenshot of a social post from Zeph (handle @zeph@jorts.horse ) with a grayscale avatar in the top left. Timestamp reads Oct 08, 2025, 10:32 AM. Post text: “No, a follow doesn't mean ‘endorsement’, a shitlib framing, but 90% of the time you're following people you enjoy. And I question the integrity of people boosting the social media presence and credibility of, say, The Heritage Foundation. I followed all the chuds when I got to bsky, but I make my feelings pretty clear to those people via unending abuse. The shit I would rightfully get for it from a queer community in danger wasn't worth it though. So I made lists, like a COO should know to do.”
October 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
lastnpcalex.agency
i think there's an actual reality to this observation. what subreddits endlessly splitting up gives you is a way for the system to shuffle entropy between subreddits. but individuals can opt-in to each of these labels that shuffle entropy. it's robust! GCs, forums, and Discords do this with drama
Screenshot from Wikipedia's article on the heat death of the universe, in the "dissenting views" section: This point of view is also supported by the fact of a recent[when?] experimental discovery of a stable non-equilibrium steady state in a relatively simple closed system. It should be expected that an isolated system fragmented into subsystems does not necessarily come to thermodynamic equilibrium and remain in non-equilibrium steady state. Entropy will be transmitted from one subsystem to another, but its production will be zero, which does not contradict the second law of thermodynamics.
October 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
lastnpcalex.agency
i really think it's a paroxysm of people sublimating their anger at what is happening everywhere around them on a symbolic target that you can hurt. people have legitimate grievances tied up with personal wounds and are looking to salve the wrongness of the world
On a windswept grassy hill, several people holding torches stand around a towering wicker statue shaped like a human. A ladder leads up to an open chamber in the statue’s chest, with a gray, overcast sky in the background.
October 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
lastnpcalex.agency
A page from the Cyberpunk RED role-playing game core book describing the Media role. At the top is a quote from a reporter about leaving corporate news to join independent journalism. The page features a male Media character holding a large futuristic camera, wearing tactical gear with a "PRESS" label. The text explains that Media characters uncover corruption and expose the truth in the Time of the Red. They rely on contacts, backup, and credibility rather than corporate protection. The bottom section highlights the Role Ability: Credibility, which allows Media to convince audiences of the truth of their stories, with credibility increasing their reach. They also gain better access to sources, rumors, and information. Page number "35" is at the bottom right corner.
October 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
lastnpcalex.agency
mission accomplished tbqh
brooke bowman brooke.vibe.camp Whelp thanks for reminding me why I haven’t posted here in 9 months
October 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
lastnpcalex.agency
frequency of "bluesky sucks lmao" posts on bluesky as a function of time
Abstract graphic of a cyan wavy line rising diagonally from bottom-left to top-right, oscillations increasing; pink area below and purple area above within a thin gray frame.
October 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM