Skeeted & Defeeted
@lastdamnchimp.bsky.social
I am the chimp they forgot in space.
I'm a wannabe writer
Disgraced investigative journalist
Pokemon enthusiast
He/They
Hate fascists.
Honestly can't tell if I'm an ally or nonbinary
Honestly can't tell if I'm an anarchist or communist
I'm a wannabe writer
Disgraced investigative journalist
Pokemon enthusiast
He/They
Hate fascists.
Honestly can't tell if I'm an ally or nonbinary
Honestly can't tell if I'm an anarchist or communist
Pinned
My mom once told Phyllis Schlafly to go fuck herself inside her own home. I think of this every single day of my life and do my best to embody her candor.
This is me if you even care
February 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This is me if you even care
There's not enough Hall & Oates in cyberpunk.
February 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
There's not enough Hall & Oates in cyberpunk.
Is this an album from Champaign, IL c.2004
Or
A Tubi cartoon c. 2004
Or
A Tubi cartoon c. 2004
February 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Is this an album from Champaign, IL c.2004
Or
A Tubi cartoon c. 2004
Or
A Tubi cartoon c. 2004
"Year of the Cat" by Al Stewart is one of the horniest songs of all time.
February 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"Year of the Cat" by Al Stewart is one of the horniest songs of all time.
My wife after I showed her "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead:
"Is this a depression orgasm?"
"Is this a depression orgasm?"
February 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My wife after I showed her "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead:
"Is this a depression orgasm?"
"Is this a depression orgasm?"
Oh her?
That's Princess Beef Queef
We keep her on ice
Because she's so damn slutty.
That's Princess Beef Queef
We keep her on ice
Because she's so damn slutty.
January 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oh her?
That's Princess Beef Queef
We keep her on ice
Because she's so damn slutty.
That's Princess Beef Queef
We keep her on ice
Because she's so damn slutty.
Real emo hours
January 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Real emo hours
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I'll bite a fash on the face like a mishandled chimpanzee.
January 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I'll bite a fash on the face like a mishandled chimpanzee.
This kind of shit would never happen in Donkey Kong Country
January 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This kind of shit would never happen in Donkey Kong Country
I look better through a truck stop glory hole or whatever Magnetic Fields said.
January 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I look better through a truck stop glory hole or whatever Magnetic Fields said.
I'm a feeteorologist
January 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm a feeteorologist
I don't have an inner child. I have an inner Roger from American Dad
December 28, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I don't have an inner child. I have an inner Roger from American Dad
Eggnog
Cream soda
Lemon curd
Cinnamon
Allspice
Bee pollen/honey
Stir
I call it the "Better Not Embarrass Me in Front of Vanessa"
Happy holidays
Cream soda
Lemon curd
Cinnamon
Allspice
Bee pollen/honey
Stir
I call it the "Better Not Embarrass Me in Front of Vanessa"
Happy holidays
December 26, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Eggnog
Cream soda
Lemon curd
Cinnamon
Allspice
Bee pollen/honey
Stir
I call it the "Better Not Embarrass Me in Front of Vanessa"
Happy holidays
Cream soda
Lemon curd
Cinnamon
Allspice
Bee pollen/honey
Stir
I call it the "Better Not Embarrass Me in Front of Vanessa"
Happy holidays
I'm calling all my sluts trollops now.
December 24, 2024 at 3:19 AM
I'm calling all my sluts trollops now.
Ain't no sunshine when she's goth
She needs darkness every day
Ain't no sunshine when she's goth
And she's always goth too long
Everytime that Bauhaus plays
She needs darkness every day
Ain't no sunshine when she's goth
And she's always goth too long
Everytime that Bauhaus plays
December 22, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Ain't no sunshine when she's goth
She needs darkness every day
Ain't no sunshine when she's goth
And she's always goth too long
Everytime that Bauhaus plays
She needs darkness every day
Ain't no sunshine when she's goth
And she's always goth too long
Everytime that Bauhaus plays
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Must be hard for healthcare CEO's to watch Luigi get the kind of security they need rn
December 19, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Must be hard for healthcare CEO's to watch Luigi get the kind of security they need rn
RIP, mom, you would've loved Cobra's Christmas album.
King Cobra JFS - 'Cobra's Crude Christmas Carols' (Complete Album)
YouTube video by Ashton's Moobs II
youtu.be
December 18, 2024 at 4:01 AM
RIP, mom, you would've loved Cobra's Christmas album.
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Making your own comics is the hardest thing in the world, but then on the other hand, it’s also the easiest fucking thing in the world.
December 14, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Making your own comics is the hardest thing in the world, but then on the other hand, it’s also the easiest fucking thing in the world.
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"Killing is never OK", says ruling class of nation arming and abetting genocidal mass murder for the past 430 days.
December 12, 2024 at 5:54 PM
"Killing is never OK", says ruling class of nation arming and abetting genocidal mass murder for the past 430 days.
You can't love John Brown and hate Luigi Mangione
December 14, 2024 at 5:40 AM
You can't love John Brown and hate Luigi Mangione
December 14, 2024 at 1:18 AM
If our healthcare horror stories were coming from Iran, we'd use it as a pretext for invasion.
December 14, 2024 at 1:06 AM
If our healthcare horror stories were coming from Iran, we'd use it as a pretext for invasion.