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Skeeted & Defeeted
@lastdamnchimp.bsky.social
I am the chimp they forgot in space.
I'm a wannabe writer
Disgraced investigative journalist
Pokemon enthusiast
He/They
Hate fascists.
Honestly can't tell if I'm an ally or nonbinary
Honestly can't tell if I'm an anarchist or communist
This is me if you even care
February 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Is this an album from Champaign, IL c.2004

Or

A Tubi cartoon c. 2004
February 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Real emo hours
January 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I'm a feeteorologist
January 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Eggnog
Cream soda
Lemon curd
Cinnamon
Allspice
Bee pollen/honey
Stir

I call it the "Better Not Embarrass Me in Front of Vanessa"

Happy holidays
December 26, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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December 8, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Cats on cats on cats
December 7, 2024 at 10:38 PM
God I love having a traditional Tubi Christmas
December 7, 2024 at 6:42 AM
This sums up my current era.
December 4, 2024 at 3:21 PM
@eliotetc.bsky.social

I found your anti-christ
December 3, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Have we checked in on that Saudi Orb? I have a feeling it has changed colors to a more ominous hue.
December 1, 2024 at 8:28 PM
IF SPOILING YOUR WIFE IS COOL, CALL ME MILES DAVIS

@misogynytaxes.bsky.social
November 30, 2024 at 5:37 AM
We also need a Matrix based on leftist values.
But the twist is, this man blue pills you into gay
November 30, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Made lamb and carne asada for Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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