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Department of Homeland Security is just so adorable!
Looking forward to those hype videos of Santa swooping down the chimney and dragging out children, set to festive death metal carols.
He knows all the children have been bad this year. Ho ho ho!
#DHS #trump #ICE #borderpatrol #holidays
Looking forward to those hype videos of Santa swooping down the chimney and dragging out children, set to festive death metal carols.
He knows all the children have been bad this year. Ho ho ho!
#DHS #trump #ICE #borderpatrol #holidays
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Department of Homeland Security is just so adorable!
Looking forward to those hype videos of Santa swooping down the chimney and dragging out children, set to festive death metal carols.
He knows all the children have been bad this year. Ho ho ho!
#DHS #trump #ICE #borderpatrol #holidays
Looking forward to those hype videos of Santa swooping down the chimney and dragging out children, set to festive death metal carols.
He knows all the children have been bad this year. Ho ho ho!
#DHS #trump #ICE #borderpatrol #holidays
Oh there's more 'gold' lettering on the White House now, quelle surprise.
I hadn't realized the signage was 3D and glued on, which is even tackier than painted letters.
And that clumsy spacing!
It looks SO shitty 👎😵
#trump #whitehouse
I hadn't realized the signage was 3D and glued on, which is even tackier than painted letters.
And that clumsy spacing!
It looks SO shitty 👎😵
#trump #whitehouse
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Oh there's more 'gold' lettering on the White House now, quelle surprise.
I hadn't realized the signage was 3D and glued on, which is even tackier than painted letters.
And that clumsy spacing!
It looks SO shitty 👎😵
#trump #whitehouse
I hadn't realized the signage was 3D and glued on, which is even tackier than painted letters.
And that clumsy spacing!
It looks SO shitty 👎😵
#trump #whitehouse
With trump you can't tell if he's referring to drugs or immigrants. Probably both.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
With trump you can't tell if he's referring to drugs or immigrants. Probably both.
Pete's head is shaped like a dented-up muscle car.
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Pete's head is shaped like a dented-up muscle car.
We're pretty sure it will be called Le "Arc" de Trump, pourquoi pas?
Trump: We're doing ballrooms. We're doing arcs. You probably heard about it, the arc that we're looking at by the bridge near Arlington
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
We're pretty sure it will be called Le "Arc" de Trump, pourquoi pas?
In Becca Rothfeld's review, you find yourself wishing she'd written Nuzzi's book instead. Very well done ✔️
🎁 gift link
🎁 gift link
“There could have been a version of this book in which she dared to interpret her fall from grace as continuous with the country’s — in which she, too, was shocked to find herself seduced by charismatic vulgarity, in which she admitted to ugliness or inelegance.” Now that’s a book I would have read.
Review | Olivia Nuzzi tries and fails to save her reputation in ‘American Canto’
The flashy reporter who lost her job at New York magazine over a relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. returns with a memoir light on gossip — and reckoning
wapo.st
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
In Becca Rothfeld's review, you find yourself wishing she'd written Nuzzi's book instead. Very well done ✔️
🎁 gift link
🎁 gift link
Drop something MIRRORED
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Drop something MIRRORED
You mean the "invaders" who grew and picked everything on your Thanksgiving table?
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
You mean the "invaders" who grew and picked everything on your Thanksgiving table?
Random Miles Davis mood:
All Blues, one of the most famous compositions in jazz, from the landmark album Kind of Blue (1959).
youtu.be/lKoybkBF9Ik?...
All Blues, one of the most famous compositions in jazz, from the landmark album Kind of Blue (1959).
youtu.be/lKoybkBF9Ik?...
All Blues
YouTube video by Miles Davis - Topic
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Random Miles Davis mood:
All Blues, one of the most famous compositions in jazz, from the landmark album Kind of Blue (1959).
youtu.be/lKoybkBF9Ik?...
All Blues, one of the most famous compositions in jazz, from the landmark album Kind of Blue (1959).
youtu.be/lKoybkBF9Ik?...
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
- Reed and Malloy don't miss.
Who's coming to save you?
- Reed and Malloy don't miss.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
- Reed and Malloy don't miss.
Who's coming to save you?
- Reed and Malloy don't miss.
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
AI has plagiarized recipes and entire websites - even photos of the cooks' families, altering their faces. And the recipes themselves are screwed up and unusable.
AI slop recipes now dominate all food-related web traffic by 25% to 80%.
AI slop recipes now dominate all food-related web traffic by 25% to 80%.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
AI has plagiarized recipes and entire websites - even photos of the cooks' families, altering their faces. And the recipes themselves are screwed up and unusable.
AI slop recipes now dominate all food-related web traffic by 25% to 80%.
AI slop recipes now dominate all food-related web traffic by 25% to 80%.
Migrating turkey vultures "kettling" above a desert park in Lancaster, CA.
Traveling southeast from Tehachapi to the Victorville area.
#birding #birds #migration
Traveling southeast from Tehachapi to the Victorville area.
#birding #birds #migration
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Migrating turkey vultures "kettling" above a desert park in Lancaster, CA.
Traveling southeast from Tehachapi to the Victorville area.
#birding #birds #migration
Traveling southeast from Tehachapi to the Victorville area.
#birding #birds #migration
Let's take a relaxing drive down the Wilshire Boulevard of 75 years ago. 🚗 🌴
An unhurried look at the shops, cars, billboards and people on the Miracle Mile in 1951.
#travel #nostalgia #1950s #LosAngeles
youtu.be/JKqOXRX7imY?...
An unhurried look at the shops, cars, billboards and people on the Miracle Mile in 1951.
#travel #nostalgia #1950s #LosAngeles
youtu.be/JKqOXRX7imY?...
Los Angeles 1950s, Wilshire Blvd | 4k and Remastered
YouTube video by Vivid History
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Let's take a relaxing drive down the Wilshire Boulevard of 75 years ago. 🚗 🌴
An unhurried look at the shops, cars, billboards and people on the Miracle Mile in 1951.
#travel #nostalgia #1950s #LosAngeles
youtu.be/JKqOXRX7imY?...
An unhurried look at the shops, cars, billboards and people on the Miracle Mile in 1951.
#travel #nostalgia #1950s #LosAngeles
youtu.be/JKqOXRX7imY?...
Rainfall totals from almost 100 locations across SoCal. And light snow is falling in the San Gabriels :)
#LosAngeles #weather #LARain 🌧
#LosAngeles #weather #LARain 🌧
Southern California storm brings more than 3 inches of rain to some areas
Southern California storm brings more than 3 inches of rain to some areas
The latest storm to soak Southern California dropped more than 2 inches of rain in some areas — and even 3 inches in others — with showers still falling Friday morning. Westminster recorded 3 inche…
ktla.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Rainfall totals from almost 100 locations across SoCal. And light snow is falling in the San Gabriels :)
#LosAngeles #weather #LARain 🌧
#LosAngeles #weather #LARain 🌧
What was the worst Secret Santa gift you ever got?
At my last corporate gig the gift had a $20 limit; my Santa thoughtfully gave me a dirty old set of bongos from his closet. Surprise! 😆
#Christmas #giftidea #secretsanta
At my last corporate gig the gift had a $20 limit; my Santa thoughtfully gave me a dirty old set of bongos from his closet. Surprise! 😆
#Christmas #giftidea #secretsanta
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What was the worst Secret Santa gift you ever got?
At my last corporate gig the gift had a $20 limit; my Santa thoughtfully gave me a dirty old set of bongos from his closet. Surprise! 😆
#Christmas #giftidea #secretsanta
At my last corporate gig the gift had a $20 limit; my Santa thoughtfully gave me a dirty old set of bongos from his closet. Surprise! 😆
#Christmas #giftidea #secretsanta
I'm going to have half a jar of mincemeat mix leftover when I add apples for pie, so I checked out recipes for mince cookies to use the rest (probably will halve the ingredients🤞) Adding raisins, nuts and extra spice. Mmm 🍪
#holiday #baking #Thanksgiving #cookies
www.cooks.com/recipe/mq8z5...
#holiday #baking #Thanksgiving #cookies
www.cooks.com/recipe/mq8z5...
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'm going to have half a jar of mincemeat mix leftover when I add apples for pie, so I checked out recipes for mince cookies to use the rest (probably will halve the ingredients🤞) Adding raisins, nuts and extra spice. Mmm 🍪
#holiday #baking #Thanksgiving #cookies
www.cooks.com/recipe/mq8z5...
#holiday #baking #Thanksgiving #cookies
www.cooks.com/recipe/mq8z5...
I was thinking of making fruitcake (old '60s Family Circle recipe is very good), but I might make fruitcake cookies instead.
Besides the candied fruit they have raisins and nuts, therefore similar to the oatmeal raisin cookies we always had at Xmas.
Y/N?
www.beautycookskisses.com/2024/12/chew...
Besides the candied fruit they have raisins and nuts, therefore similar to the oatmeal raisin cookies we always had at Xmas.
Y/N?
www.beautycookskisses.com/2024/12/chew...
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I was thinking of making fruitcake (old '60s Family Circle recipe is very good), but I might make fruitcake cookies instead.
Besides the candied fruit they have raisins and nuts, therefore similar to the oatmeal raisin cookies we always had at Xmas.
Y/N?
www.beautycookskisses.com/2024/12/chew...
Besides the candied fruit they have raisins and nuts, therefore similar to the oatmeal raisin cookies we always had at Xmas.
Y/N?
www.beautycookskisses.com/2024/12/chew...
Hey everyone, Homeland Security says whistles are causing crime.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#QuietPiggy
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#QuietPiggy
Kristi Noem is mad that protesters are blowing whistles at ICE agents.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hey everyone, Homeland Security says whistles are causing crime.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#QuietPiggy
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#QuietPiggy
If he serves a full term, one year out of four will have been spent at a trump property. Two thirds of that playing golf.
#trump #corruption
#trump #corruption
The hardest working man in the politics business. www.pbump.net/o/an-officia...
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If he serves a full term, one year out of four will have been spent at a trump property. Two thirds of that playing golf.
#trump #corruption
#trump #corruption
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM