Lardcow, blob in progress
@lardcow.bsky.social
The lardcow, ever growing fat fuck. Alter ego of a certain yeen. Taken. 20s, Any pronouns, gender is a fuck | $lardsome if you wanna fatten up the cow, ask for paypal 🐮 | DMS open~ | No minors |
Breeding mount
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Breeding mount
No clue, I’ve never measured sadly. Guess you gotta go in and see just how wide this fat fuck is
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
No clue, I’ve never measured sadly. Guess you gotta go in and see just how wide this fat fuck is
That’s a lot to sink into and suck on~ better get on it before I’m hungry again 🐮
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
That’s a lot to sink into and suck on~ better get on it before I’m hungry again 🐮
I need my fatpad fucked so bad it’s not even funny. Get your cock in my cave let loose
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I need my fatpad fucked so bad it’s not even funny. Get your cock in my cave let loose
Let’s get it pumping into me~ let the calories flow in while I expand 😵💫
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Let’s get it pumping into me~ let the calories flow in while I expand 😵💫
Finishing off a box of Swiss rolls and zebra cakes like a good food dump 😵💫 I’m insatiably horny and need more asap… I’m an out of control hog tonight 😵💫 nothing else matters but growth
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Finishing off a box of Swiss rolls and zebra cakes like a good food dump 😵💫 I’m insatiably horny and need more asap… I’m an out of control hog tonight 😵💫 nothing else matters but growth
Feed me. Cake more useless lard onto my ruined body. Immobilize me. Fatten me into your perfect fuck blob 🐮
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Feed me. Cake more useless lard onto my ruined body. Immobilize me. Fatten me into your perfect fuck blob 🐮
🔵 - Top 3
🟢- Definite Yes
🟡 - Mostly situational
🟠 - Not really my thing
🔴 - Nope
🟢- Definite Yes
🟡 - Mostly situational
🟠 - Not really my thing
🔴 - Nope
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
🔵 - Top 3
🟢- Definite Yes
🟡 - Mostly situational
🟠 - Not really my thing
🔴 - Nope
🟢- Definite Yes
🟡 - Mostly situational
🟠 - Not really my thing
🔴 - Nope
Can’t stop… must keep eating
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Can’t stop… must keep eating
What it looks like when you’re too far gone and only care about your growth. Doomed, stuck as a gluttonous and growing cow permanently.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What it looks like when you’re too far gone and only care about your growth. Doomed, stuck as a gluttonous and growing cow permanently.
Probably when I broke my brain so badly I could literally only get myself to moo between boosts while I was chugging.. 😵💫 i was a mess aha
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Probably when I broke my brain so badly I could literally only get myself to moo between boosts while I was chugging.. 😵💫 i was a mess aha
I’ve never been one for numbers tbh, it’s always been about the food and size itself, but 1k lbs sounds like a good starting weight…
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’ve never been one for numbers tbh, it’s always been about the food and size itself, but 1k lbs sounds like a good starting weight…
0 😵💫 most clips of my fupa that I post I’m fully hard in, it’s just completely obscured. It’s permaburied 😵💫
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
0 😵💫 most clips of my fupa that I post I’m fully hard in, it’s just completely obscured. It’s permaburied 😵💫
I’ve been chubby most of my life, getting THIS huge is by choice… though I don’t think I could get any smaller if I tried now 😵💫 I’m stuck fattening for good~
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I’ve been chubby most of my life, getting THIS huge is by choice… though I don’t think I could get any smaller if I tried now 😵💫 I’m stuck fattening for good~
I’m helpless to resist the temptation of fattening up and smoking weed. I’m lazier and greedier with each puff and bite 😵💫 I need my fast food and growth addictions enabled so much harder, I need to be worse and worse and fatter, 😵💫😵💫
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’m helpless to resist the temptation of fattening up and smoking weed. I’m lazier and greedier with each puff and bite 😵💫 I need my fast food and growth addictions enabled so much harder, I need to be worse and worse and fatter, 😵💫😵💫
Pure addiction. Chair begging for help, hypno playing while i pour calories down my throat, still begging for more while my cock id buried deeper. I need more, i need to be fatter, fatter, fatter, fatter, fatter 😵💫
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Pure addiction. Chair begging for help, hypno playing while i pour calories down my throat, still begging for more while my cock id buried deeper. I need more, i need to be fatter, fatter, fatter, fatter, fatter 😵💫
Yep! Mostly pred leaning, but definitely don’t mind being prey sometimes
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Yep! Mostly pred leaning, but definitely don’t mind being prey sometimes
I just hope you’d be ready for every pound of this flabby ass on your face~ I’ll definitely need someone to make sure my ass is well loved, even when I’m immobile~
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I just hope you’d be ready for every pound of this flabby ass on your face~ I’ll definitely need someone to make sure my ass is well loved, even when I’m immobile~
Bury it deeper
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Bury it deeper
I’m never really sure how to answer this question except eat more calories than you burn. It’s not the answer a lot of gainers want to hear but it’s the only real rule of thumb imo. Calorie dense food and more carbs usually gets the job done.
And I’ll have to see about recording something like that
And I’ll have to see about recording something like that
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I’m never really sure how to answer this question except eat more calories than you burn. It’s not the answer a lot of gainers want to hear but it’s the only real rule of thumb imo. Calorie dense food and more carbs usually gets the job done.
And I’ll have to see about recording something like that
And I’ll have to see about recording something like that
Just a few of my favorites:
Always hungry
Addicted to food
Eat don’t think
Always getting fatter
Eat eat eat
Always hungry
Addicted to food
Eat don’t think
Always getting fatter
Eat eat eat
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Just a few of my favorites:
Always hungry
Addicted to food
Eat don’t think
Always getting fatter
Eat eat eat
Always hungry
Addicted to food
Eat don’t think
Always getting fatter
Eat eat eat
If I had one, maybe. I don’t know the first thing about sumo wrestling, so I’d have to do some research to avoid appropriating it.
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
If I had one, maybe. I don’t know the first thing about sumo wrestling, so I’d have to do some research to avoid appropriating it.
I’d say so. Most of my time is spent naked or in underwear, I like being exposed~
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I’d say so. Most of my time is spent naked or in underwear, I like being exposed~
Give it a good heft! There’s LOTS of gut to hold, if you have the strength of course
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Give it a good heft! There’s LOTS of gut to hold, if you have the strength of course
Sounds like a pretty normal and ideal day to me~ No amount of work is gonna unbury my cock that way though
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Sounds like a pretty normal and ideal day to me~ No amount of work is gonna unbury my cock that way though