Lard ̶c̶o̶w̶ hog 🐽
@lardcow.bsky.social
The lardcow, ever growing fat fuck. Alter ego of a certain yeen. Taken. 20s, Any pronouns, gender is a fuck | $lardsome if you wanna fatten up the cow, ask for paypal 🐮 | DMS open~ | No minors |
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Lard ̶c̶o̶w̶ hog 🐽
@lardcow.bsky.social
· Jul 18
Check out my list on Amazon
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Got asked by quite a few people in dms if I had one, so I made an Amazon wishlist for gains
Pretty barebones rn but I’ll add stuff to it as I see fit
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Pretty barebones rn but I’ll add stuff to it as I see fit
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
In the kitchen, looking for more, where else would I be
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
In the kitchen, looking for more, where else would I be
Gotta get myself drawn up as a fat fucking cow one day
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Gotta get myself drawn up as a fat fucking cow one day
Had a moment where I thought about cutting back again, instinctively shoved a zebra cake in my mouth and started finishing off the box instead 😌
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Had a moment where I thought about cutting back again, instinctively shoved a zebra cake in my mouth and started finishing off the box instead 😌
Need wingstop 😔
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Need wingstop 😔
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November 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Fatter fatter fatter more more more eat eat eat Fatter fatter fatter more more more eat eat eat Fatter fatter fatter more more more eat eat eat Fatter fatter fatter more more more eat eat eat Fatter fatter fatter more more more eat eat eat Fatter fatter fatter more more more eat eat eat
Sometimes I have to stop and think about how insanely gluttonous I am. Sitting back and licking the glaze from my fingers after finishing my fourth box of honeybuns isn’t something even seasoned fat fucks do… I’m spiraling into gluttony insanely fast 😵💫
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sometimes I have to stop and think about how insanely gluttonous I am. Sitting back and licking the glaze from my fingers after finishing my fourth box of honeybuns isn’t something even seasoned fat fucks do… I’m spiraling into gluttony insanely fast 😵💫
Hypnoooooooo 🤤😵💫
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hypnoooooooo 🤤😵💫
I need a vr headset strapped to my face all day so my hypno takes up my entire vision and it's all that I can look at 🥴
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I need a vr headset strapped to my face all day so my hypno takes up my entire vision and it's all that I can look at 🥴
Face down, ass up, shoving pie in messily because this lardass hog can’t help themselves. Fucking fatass…
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Face down, ass up, shoving pie in messily because this lardass hog can’t help themselves. Fucking fatass…
20 boxes of snack cakes…
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
20 boxes of snack cakes…
Sometimes I fill my doordash cart with a mountain of food and try to get off by just how much is in it tbh 💦
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sometimes I fill my doordash cart with a mountain of food and try to get off by just how much is in it tbh 💦
Been a while since I’ve had a reaaally big binge tbh, I’m excited to get looks tomorrow when I stack my plates like crazy 🙂↕️
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Been a while since I’ve had a reaaally big binge tbh, I’m excited to get looks tomorrow when I stack my plates like crazy 🙂↕️
Need to reach megachub status asap. Topping off a decent binge with some liquid calories 😈 can’t believe how out of breath I was here just chugging and wobbling around…
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Need to reach megachub status asap. Topping off a decent binge with some liquid calories 😈 can’t believe how out of breath I was here just chugging and wobbling around…
Really trying to push as hard as possible for bigger so I can get more stretch marks tbh. Mine have all faded and I need to be covered in new ones
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Really trying to push as hard as possible for bigger so I can get more stretch marks tbh. Mine have all faded and I need to be covered in new ones
Everything is getting harder. Getting up from bed, waddling, dressing myself… But I know you’re going to make it worse. I’m helpless to resist the feedings and boost, and you know I’m going to end up immobile. Why not speed up the process and get me a nice binge? 😈
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Everything is getting harder. Getting up from bed, waddling, dressing myself… But I know you’re going to make it worse. I’m helpless to resist the feedings and boost, and you know I’m going to end up immobile. Why not speed up the process and get me a nice binge? 😈
Need to be made into a literal pile of lard ugggh
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Need to be made into a literal pile of lard ugggh
Dick too buried in fatpad to ever top, ass too fat to ever get anything past my wobbly cheeks. Really let myself turn into a total lardass virgin huh?
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Dick too buried in fatpad to ever top, ass too fat to ever get anything past my wobbly cheeks. Really let myself turn into a total lardass virgin huh?
Things I need in life:
Immobility
Permanent feeding hose locked to my mouth
That’s it
Immobility
Permanent feeding hose locked to my mouth
That’s it
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Things I need in life:
Immobility
Permanent feeding hose locked to my mouth
That’s it
Immobility
Permanent feeding hose locked to my mouth
That’s it
I’m practically wasting away here… you know you can fatten up this fat fucking lardpile even more 😈 make me a real hog 🐽
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m practically wasting away here… you know you can fatten up this fat fucking lardpile even more 😈 make me a real hog 🐽
Hog hungry… hog needs fed 🐽 hog needs fattened 🐽 hog needs bred 🐽 hog needs worshipped 🐽
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hog hungry… hog needs fed 🐽 hog needs fattened 🐽 hog needs bred 🐽 hog needs worshipped 🐽
Need my hog lard massaged while being hand fed fatter and fatter. Fetch my fat ass breakfast and get busy, runt 😈🐽
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Need my hog lard massaged while being hand fed fatter and fatter. Fetch my fat ass breakfast and get busy, runt 😈🐽
Listen to my fat gut churn away thousands of calories while you kneel down and worship it, each growl and gurgle making you wanna feed this hog gut even bigger
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Listen to my fat gut churn away thousands of calories while you kneel down and worship it, each growl and gurgle making you wanna feed this hog gut even bigger
That’s the last time that fat fucking cow puts on a cursed pig hood… Guess they need a real hog to take over to show them how fat they can really get 😈 Hope this cow doesn’t mind if I borrow their body and add some weight for a while~ 🐽🐽😈
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That’s the last time that fat fucking cow puts on a cursed pig hood… Guess they need a real hog to take over to show them how fat they can really get 😈 Hope this cow doesn’t mind if I borrow their body and add some weight for a while~ 🐽🐽😈
Time to smoke and watch hypno all night and hope I can chug and eat enough to cum 😵💫
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Time to smoke and watch hypno all night and hope I can chug and eat enough to cum 😵💫
I cannot wait until I park my fat wobbly ass down for the last time and blow up past immobility ugggghh 🥴
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I cannot wait until I park my fat wobbly ass down for the last time and blow up past immobility ugggghh 🥴