Lardcow, blob in progress
@lardcow.bsky.social
The lardcow, ever growing fat fuck. Alter ego of a certain yeen. Taken. 20s, Any pronouns, gender is a fuck | $lardsome if you wanna fatten up the cow, ask for paypal 🐮 | DMS open~ | No minors |
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Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
Got asked by quite a few people in dms if I had one, so I made an Amazon wishlist for gains
Pretty barebones rn but I’ll add stuff to it as I see fit
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Pretty barebones rn but I’ll add stuff to it as I see fit
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Lardcow eating streams possibly in the near future 👀💦
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Lardcow eating streams possibly in the near future 👀💦
Nothing like waking up and feeling the slightest bit more crowding in my crotch 🥴
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Nothing like waking up and feeling the slightest bit more crowding in my crotch 🥴
The way my brain melts the instant I taste even a drop of boost on my tongue is insane 🥴
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The way my brain melts the instant I taste even a drop of boost on my tongue is insane 🥴
Getting sent a sheet cake and told to eat it like a hog would fix me tbh
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Getting sent a sheet cake and told to eat it like a hog would fix me tbh
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Breeding mount
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Breeding mount
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Take advantage of my horniness and buried cock and tell me your deepest and darkest desires with me 😈
ngl.link/lardcow
ngl.link/lardcow
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Take advantage of my horniness and buried cock and tell me your deepest and darkest desires with me 😈
ngl.link/lardcow
ngl.link/lardcow
Need a way to livestream so I can let yall control my gluttony like I see in fatfur art. Imagine watching me being forced to chug my 15th boost and eat an r tire box of snack cakes because the donations keep coming in… 😵💫
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Need a way to livestream so I can let yall control my gluttony like I see in fatfur art. Imagine watching me being forced to chug my 15th boost and eat an r tire box of snack cakes because the donations keep coming in… 😵💫
I will only be fat enough when my limbs are completely encased in lard. Fingers buried and never seeing the light again. Feet seemingly gone from my body, retreating into my own fat
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I will only be fat enough when my limbs are completely encased in lard. Fingers buried and never seeing the light again. Feet seemingly gone from my body, retreating into my own fat
Take advantage of my horniness and buried cock and tell me your deepest and darkest desires with me 😈
ngl.link/lardcow
ngl.link/lardcow
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Take advantage of my horniness and buried cock and tell me your deepest and darkest desires with me 😈
ngl.link/lardcow
ngl.link/lardcow
Finishing off a box of Swiss rolls and zebra cakes like a good food dump 😵💫 I’m insatiably horny and need more asap… I’m an out of control hog tonight 😵💫 nothing else matters but growth
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Finishing off a box of Swiss rolls and zebra cakes like a good food dump 😵💫 I’m insatiably horny and need more asap… I’m an out of control hog tonight 😵💫 nothing else matters but growth
Genuinely destroy my body with fat. I need to be quadruple digits maximum at any cost. I need to be *buried* in my own lard
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Genuinely destroy my body with fat. I need to be quadruple digits maximum at any cost. I need to be *buried* in my own lard
Feed me. Cake more useless lard onto my ruined body. Immobilize me. Fatten me into your perfect fuck blob 🐮
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Feed me. Cake more useless lard onto my ruined body. Immobilize me. Fatten me into your perfect fuck blob 🐮
🔵 - Top 3
🟢- Definite Yes
🟡 - Mostly situational
🟠 - Not really my thing
🔴 - Nope
🟢- Definite Yes
🟡 - Mostly situational
🟠 - Not really my thing
🔴 - Nope
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
🔵 - Top 3
🟢- Definite Yes
🟡 - Mostly situational
🟠 - Not really my thing
🔴 - Nope
🟢- Definite Yes
🟡 - Mostly situational
🟠 - Not really my thing
🔴 - Nope
Cowblob mood is hitting so hard today 🐮
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Cowblob mood is hitting so hard today 🐮
Feeeling dumber with each pound, more addicted with each bite, more out of control with each new roll 😵💫 make me a blob
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Feeeling dumber with each pound, more addicted with each bite, more out of control with each new roll 😵💫 make me a blob
Can’t stop… must keep eating
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Can’t stop… must keep eating
Accidentally ate almost 6k calories of snack cakes on top of pizza and boost while watching hypno today…
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Accidentally ate almost 6k calories of snack cakes on top of pizza and boost while watching hypno today…
I’ve been asked this a fuck ton over the past week, so I’ll share it here. This is the tool I use for gainer hypno, throw in your own phrases in the subliminal text and have fun, maybe overlay a photo or video
hypnospiral.vercel.app
hypnospiral.vercel.app
hypnospiral visualizer
Generate a nice, hypnotic spiral~
hypnospiral.vercel.app
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’ve been asked this a fuck ton over the past week, so I’ll share it here. This is the tool I use for gainer hypno, throw in your own phrases in the subliminal text and have fun, maybe overlay a photo or video
hypnospiral.vercel.app
hypnospiral.vercel.app
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What it looks like when you’re too far gone and only care about your growth. Doomed, stuck as a gluttonous and growing cow permanently.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What it looks like when you’re too far gone and only care about your growth. Doomed, stuck as a gluttonous and growing cow permanently.
How are *you* going to make me fatter today? 🐮
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
How are *you* going to make me fatter today? 🐮
Free will is overrated
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Free will is overrated
What it looks like when you’re too far gone and only care about your growth. Doomed, stuck as a gluttonous and growing cow permanently.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What it looks like when you’re too far gone and only care about your growth. Doomed, stuck as a gluttonous and growing cow permanently.
Can’t stop eating today… need greasy calorie slop like crazy 😵💫
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Can’t stop eating today… need greasy calorie slop like crazy 😵💫