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@lapanique.bsky.social
Oh hi it's me your pal Panic.

Strident literary feminist. Publishing desk job. Ran one marathon one time.

"Worryingly erotic." "Disagreeable, quite shouty." "Alienating, dangerous, and perverse."

#Toronto
I'm about almost done and it really feels different than I thought it would. I was suspicious, thought "oh please don't ask me to care about some dude's awkward sexuality/relationships/masculinity crisis," especially given all we've been reading about men's sexuality in the past few days.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Eating all the paneer before it can get in the saag: a love story.
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Um, is it THIS pub cat? (I believe his name is The Commander and I know he lives at Seven Stars Holborn because I met him!)
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I was radicalized by Susan Faludi.
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hahahahahah well played, Chia Pet team.
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I was wondering about this!
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
😹
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Grimshaw is a recent favourite of mine. He gets late autumn light just perfect.
October 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Rosedale Valley Road: nicest 2.5km you can run in this city. Best in autumn, spooky vibes going past the cemetery. Bonus for vampire episode of @badbooksbadppl.bsky.social in my ear holes. Another very pleasant day!
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What a nice couple hours riding around the city, over the Valley seeing the foliage, to Spooky Booksale where I bought Saxe Rohmer's Golden Dawn silliness & a film crit mentioned in Johanna Hedva, then took myself for my favourite lunch.
October 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Phew.
October 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is also very bad!
October 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Flashlight was great. Just the kind of multi-generational American saga I like. For enjoyers of Anne Patchett or Min Jin Lee.
October 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Every drop of vitamin D I can get.
October 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Thinking about the Heavy Load Bearing Body today for some related reason. (Funnily enough I think the ground in Berlin and DC is pretty similar. Swampy.)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerb...
October 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Oooh this is interesting. I had to run to my kitchen to see which I had and how lucky I may have been to not have it explode when I put it directly on the gas burner to melt butter (before I had a microwave). Turns out I have the good one.
October 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
October 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Hell House: Angry sex ghosts will fuck you to death. O_o
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is clearly the College St cop shop. Note the "... Child and Family Services" sign. (Can't see the first word in either photo clearly.)
October 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Wind just kicked up. Guess the cold front is coming in. Spooky season can truly commence. Lambrusco on the fire escape.
October 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Finished my favourite horror writer's non fic. Most appreciated explanation of the Highgate vampire incident, which I'd been curious about since our tour guide gave it a passing reference. A nice one to dip in & out. Also, we both love Suede.

Had some molten tofu soup to try and cure my cold.
October 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Still going.
September 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I've had this weird anxiety ever since I moved to Toronto about missing the "last nice day" and I don't know what that is but it's worse now. Anyway, summer is out. I'm on a patio.
September 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Helpful for the weather to play nice on my little long weekend staycation thing.
September 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM