LancePuns
@lancepuns.bsky.social
A nerd, sports fans, and a musician walk into a bar. That's a joke, I don't drink.
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It's been years, but I believe it was this at one point - "In the Royal Garden"
It's been years, but I believe it was this at one point - "In the Royal Garden"
December 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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It's been years, but I believe it was this at one point - "In the Royal Garden"
It's been years, but I believe it was this at one point - "In the Royal Garden"
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Just my take on the #USMNT, but international football is indeed political. The national team's performances reflect the vibe of the nation right now. Pulisic's "Trump dance" isn't aging well. 🤔
March 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just my take on the #USMNT, but international football is indeed political. The national team's performances reflect the vibe of the nation right now. Pulisic's "Trump dance" isn't aging well. 🤔
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the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
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I think Felix would be obsessed with kissing Annette thank u goodnight
March 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I think Felix would be obsessed with kissing Annette thank u goodnight
The Galaxy can not get out of their own way in this game. They do not look like defending champions.
February 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Galaxy can not get out of their own way in this game. They do not look like defending champions.
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Birthright citizenship order - BLOCKED.
Federal funding cut off - BLOCKED.
Illegal feds resignation plan - BLOCKED.
Access to Treasury's vital data system - BLOCKED.
Firing 2000 USAID workers - BLOCKED.
Drastic NIH Grant Cuts - BLOCKED.
Removing public health websites - BLOCKED.
Federal funding cut off - BLOCKED.
Illegal feds resignation plan - BLOCKED.
Access to Treasury's vital data system - BLOCKED.
Firing 2000 USAID workers - BLOCKED.
Drastic NIH Grant Cuts - BLOCKED.
Removing public health websites - BLOCKED.
February 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Birthright citizenship order - BLOCKED.
Federal funding cut off - BLOCKED.
Illegal feds resignation plan - BLOCKED.
Access to Treasury's vital data system - BLOCKED.
Firing 2000 USAID workers - BLOCKED.
Drastic NIH Grant Cuts - BLOCKED.
Removing public health websites - BLOCKED.
Federal funding cut off - BLOCKED.
Illegal feds resignation plan - BLOCKED.
Access to Treasury's vital data system - BLOCKED.
Firing 2000 USAID workers - BLOCKED.
Drastic NIH Grant Cuts - BLOCKED.
Removing public health websites - BLOCKED.
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No, using an em dash a lot isn’t a sign of AI because the em dash is not punctuation, it’s a vibe. It’s a feeling. You don’t use it because it makes grammatical sense — you use it because your heart tells you to. AI couldn’t possibly do it well because it lacks one.
February 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
No, using an em dash a lot isn’t a sign of AI because the em dash is not punctuation, it’s a vibe. It’s a feeling. You don’t use it because it makes grammatical sense — you use it because your heart tells you to. AI couldn’t possibly do it well because it lacks one.
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Show the NFL you’re paying attention. Don’t watch the Super Bowl—make the ratings tank. Instead, listen on the radio. Money talks, and so do numbers. Stand against those who bend the knee to fascism. Tune out, speak up, and hit them where it counts. #BoycottNFL #TurnItOff #ListenDontWatch
February 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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this is making the rounds on facebook so i thought id bring it here for u m'lord
January 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
this is making the rounds on facebook so i thought id bring it here for u m'lord
ban stutter step penalties
November 25, 2024 at 12:14 AM
ban stutter step penalties
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It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.
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The #USMNT and national media promote the slogan “One Nation. One Team.” New coach Mauricio Pochettino recently called it “Everyone’s National Team.” If that’s the message, it should be upheld. If the federation doesn’t believe in it, then they should have avoided using such marketing altogether.
November 19, 2024 at 5:21 PM
The #USMNT and national media promote the slogan “One Nation. One Team.” New coach Mauricio Pochettino recently called it “Everyone’s National Team.” If that’s the message, it should be upheld. If the federation doesn’t believe in it, then they should have avoided using such marketing altogether.
I love the bluesky sports trend because it often becomes "yeah this is where I live".
Then there's weirdos like me who like teams from all over the place and look so odd:
San Diego
LA
Pittsburgh
Boston
Then there's weirdos like me who like teams from all over the place and look so odd:
San Diego
LA
Pittsburgh
Boston
November 18, 2024 at 9:47 AM
I love the bluesky sports trend because it often becomes "yeah this is where I live".
Then there's weirdos like me who like teams from all over the place and look so odd:
San Diego
LA
Pittsburgh
Boston
Then there's weirdos like me who like teams from all over the place and look so odd:
San Diego
LA
Pittsburgh
Boston
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Serebii Update: The second Pokémon feat. Hatsune Miku Project Voltage Trade Remix song has been announced to release tomorrow, November 13th at 10:00 UTC.
This song is Journey's Prequels, Journey's Traces (tabitabi Remix)
www.serebii.net/music/projec...
This song is Journey's Prequels, Journey's Traces (tabitabi Remix)
www.serebii.net/music/projec...
November 12, 2024 at 9:33 AM
Serebii Update: The second Pokémon feat. Hatsune Miku Project Voltage Trade Remix song has been announced to release tomorrow, November 13th at 10:00 UTC.
This song is Journey's Prequels, Journey's Traces (tabitabi Remix)
www.serebii.net/music/projec...
This song is Journey's Prequels, Journey's Traces (tabitabi Remix)
www.serebii.net/music/projec...
This is such an interesting concept. I would love to see an FM mod that used this structure (and fixed the roster rules to be playable) to get a feel for how good this would be.
Our own Tom Pinzone takes a look at revamping MLS' schedule with a 30th team entering play in 2025
www.theblazingmusket.com/p/pinzone-ti...
www.theblazingmusket.com/p/pinzone-ti...
Pinzone: Time to Revamp the MLS Schedule
The arrival of San Diego FC in 2025 gives MLS an opportunity to put forth an entirely new schedule...
www.theblazingmusket.com
November 12, 2024 at 3:44 AM
This is such an interesting concept. I would love to see an FM mod that used this structure (and fixed the roster rules to be playable) to get a feel for how good this would be.
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Twitter provocateurs (or, “assholes”) are joining en masse, so it’s a good time to remind you that blocking here is easy, fun, and nuclear.
Heated discourse is great and can educate people, but there’s simply no point in entertaining anyone who’s just looking to cause harm.
Heated discourse is great and can educate people, but there’s simply no point in entertaining anyone who’s just looking to cause harm.
November 9, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Twitter provocateurs (or, “assholes”) are joining en masse, so it’s a good time to remind you that blocking here is easy, fun, and nuclear.
Heated discourse is great and can educate people, but there’s simply no point in entertaining anyone who’s just looking to cause harm.
Heated discourse is great and can educate people, but there’s simply no point in entertaining anyone who’s just looking to cause harm.
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Idk who made this but it’s funny as hell.
November 10, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Idk who made this but it’s funny as hell.
Amazing how he somehow got all of the West R1 right but literally nothing in East R1 right.
November 10, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Amazing how he somehow got all of the West R1 right but literally nothing in East R1 right.
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And on the other side, one of LA, LAFC, Minnesota, or that team from up north will be in the MLS Cup final.
50% chance of a repeat of the World Series (LA vs NY) for MLS Cup
50% chance of a repeat of the World Series (LA vs NY) for MLS Cup
November 10, 2024 at 3:16 AM
And on the other side, one of LA, LAFC, Minnesota, or that team from up north will be in the MLS Cup final.
50% chance of a repeat of the World Series (LA vs NY) for MLS Cup
50% chance of a repeat of the World Series (LA vs NY) for MLS Cup
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Messi is currently getting outplayed by Dax McCarty.....MLS is the greatest league in the world
November 10, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Messi is currently getting outplayed by Dax McCarty.....MLS is the greatest league in the world
I can't believe Dax McCarty is shutting down Lionil Messi. MLS is awesome dude.
November 10, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I can't believe Dax McCarty is shutting down Lionil Messi. MLS is awesome dude.
As soon as we get out of the Orlando vs Charlotte game and into the final game of the night, 3 goals are scored in 5 minutes in the Miami vs Atlanta game.
November 10, 2024 at 1:35 AM
As soon as we get out of the Orlando vs Charlotte game and into the final game of the night, 3 goals are scored in 5 minutes in the Miami vs Atlanta game.
I'm thinking next year I'll be doing that thing where I talk about every game I finish in 2025.
November 10, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I'm thinking next year I'll be doing that thing where I talk about every game I finish in 2025.