Lance Parkin
@lanceparkin.bsky.social
lanceparkin.org, lancejparkin@gmail.com
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born 327.78ppm
Many Judge Anderson stories involve her taking a shower, then having her psychic alarm bells go off.
Cynics might say it's to provide mild titillation for a mostly male readership.
WHAT IF, though, she's literally only had eight showers in her entire life, they're just very poorly-timed?
Cynics might say it's to provide mild titillation for a mostly male readership.
WHAT IF, though, she's literally only had eight showers in her entire life, they're just very poorly-timed?
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Many Judge Anderson stories involve her taking a shower, then having her psychic alarm bells go off.
Cynics might say it's to provide mild titillation for a mostly male readership.
WHAT IF, though, she's literally only had eight showers in her entire life, they're just very poorly-timed?
Cynics might say it's to provide mild titillation for a mostly male readership.
WHAT IF, though, she's literally only had eight showers in her entire life, they're just very poorly-timed?
I can hazard a guess.
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I can hazard a guess.
Accidental rhyming in my Bluesky Feed.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Accidental rhyming in my Bluesky Feed.
Republicans have milked more money by ending student loan relief than they have made from increasing tariffs.
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Republicans have milked more money by ending student loan relief than they have made from increasing tariffs.
I mean ... you don't really need that last line, do you? It's more than heavily implied.
October 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I mean ... you don't really need that last line, do you? It's more than heavily implied.
Why do something to alienate voters when you can just alienate them by not doing anything, though?
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Why do something to alienate voters when you can just alienate them by not doing anything, though?
We have just a few months now to take action against the monstrous wealthy, rude all-conquering sofa that was created by that woman from Veep.
October 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We have just a few months now to take action against the monstrous wealthy, rude all-conquering sofa that was created by that woman from Veep.
And there are *at least* three elaborate set ups without punchlines- Vogons bought the Guide, Random, and the Grebulons are all plotted like that horse picture meme.
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
And there are *at least* three elaborate set ups without punchlines- Vogons bought the Guide, Random, and the Grebulons are all plotted like that horse picture meme.
My phone 'upgraded' and now my FB Reels feed is nothing but unsolicited Minder blipverts.
I have absolutely no idea why.
I have absolutely no idea why.
October 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My phone 'upgraded' and now my FB Reels feed is nothing but unsolicited Minder blipverts.
I have absolutely no idea why.
I have absolutely no idea why.
To be honest, I thought they might have peaked with 'new tax break for captains of whaling ships', but I was wrong.
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October 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
To be honest, I thought they might have peaked with 'new tax break for captains of whaling ships', but I was wrong.
mustreadalaska.com/big-beautifu...
mustreadalaska.com/big-beautifu...
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
Facebook has reminded me of a Doctor Who story I made two years ago. Do it, Disney, you know you want to. You could get eight hours out of this, easy.
October 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Facebook has reminded me of a Doctor Who story I made two years ago. Do it, Disney, you know you want to. You could get eight hours out of this, easy.
Bernard Cribbins and Liz Fraser are great in th-
October 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Bernard Cribbins and Liz Fraser are great in th-
The imdb tags for The Avengers episode The Girl from Auntie are, as the French might say, les awesome.
October 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The imdb tags for The Avengers episode The Girl from Auntie are, as the French might say, les awesome.
If this moment doesn't move you, it's as simple as this: you have lived your life wrong.
October 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If this moment doesn't move you, it's as simple as this: you have lived your life wrong.
It's been worn smooth by time, repetition, imitation, and definitionally futile attempts to one-up ot, but *hot damn* just the TITLE 'Crisis on Infinite Earths' is incredible, isn't it?
'Establish your stakes'. Literally everything is at stake.
Perfect pulp SFF framing.
'Establish your stakes'. Literally everything is at stake.
Perfect pulp SFF framing.
October 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It's been worn smooth by time, repetition, imitation, and definitionally futile attempts to one-up ot, but *hot damn* just the TITLE 'Crisis on Infinite Earths' is incredible, isn't it?
'Establish your stakes'. Literally everything is at stake.
Perfect pulp SFF framing.
'Establish your stakes'. Literally everything is at stake.
Perfect pulp SFF framing.
Also, wasn't sure when the book was set, but the book helpfully pinned it down to 'shortly after September 6th 1986'.
October 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Also, wasn't sure when the book was set, but the book helpfully pinned it down to 'shortly after September 6th 1986'.
I'd seen the cover before, but this was the first time I've seen it for sale. Money well spent.
October 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'd seen the cover before, but this was the first time I've seen it for sale. Money well spent.
This is from Heroic Comics #35 (1946) and it strikes me that at some point they both probably quietly dropped this from their CV.
October 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This is from Heroic Comics #35 (1946) and it strikes me that at some point they both probably quietly dropped this from their CV.
I wonder if the original plan *was* to have them swear an oath to Trump or some other loyalty test, but they bottled it?
September 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I wonder if the original plan *was* to have them swear an oath to Trump or some other loyalty test, but they bottled it?
New Alan Moore cover just dropped.
September 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
New Alan Moore cover just dropped.
Kimmel's opening monologue must have been scrutinized by every Disney lawyer and exec, and it could have been a mumbled 'glad to be back', but they were happy to let him say it was political pressure, call it coercive, 'not legal' and 'Un-American'.
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Kimmel's opening monologue must have been scrutinized by every Disney lawyer and exec, and it could have been a mumbled 'glad to be back', but they were happy to let him say it was political pressure, call it coercive, 'not legal' and 'Un-American'.
Hmmmm, interesting 'most watched' blip you've got there, Logan's Run on YouTube.
September 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Hmmmm, interesting 'most watched' blip you've got there, Logan's Run on YouTube.