Lance Eteryu
@lanceeteryu.bsky.social
Dorky and lewd dragonsune. 32, he/him, no minors
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Lance Eteryu
@lanceeteryu.bsky.social
· Oct 7
updating my pinned with more accurate and up to date prefs
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Strapping a collar that says “dragon food” around your neck and taking a memorial photo of you wearing it right before you get swallowed
You can look aroused or terrified, i’ll probably be spraying ropes over the picture to either~
You can look aroused or terrified, i’ll probably be spraying ropes over the picture to either~
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Strapping a collar that says “dragon food” around your neck and taking a memorial photo of you wearing it right before you get swallowed
You can look aroused or terrified, i’ll probably be spraying ropes over the picture to either~
You can look aroused or terrified, i’ll probably be spraying ropes over the picture to either~
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If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
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ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
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This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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My game is for POWERWASH SIMULATOR FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for POWERWASH SIMULATOR FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for POWERWASH SIMULATOR FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for POWERWASH SIMULATOR FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
#IndieDev #IndieGames
My game is for POWERWASH SIMULATOR FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for POWERWASH SIMULATOR FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for POWERWASH SIMULATOR FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
#IndieDev #IndieGames
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My game is for POWERWASH SIMULATOR FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for POWERWASH SIMULATOR FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for POWERWASH SIMULATOR FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for POWERWASH SIMULATOR FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
#IndieDev #IndieGames
My game is for POWERWASH SIMULATOR FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for POWERWASH SIMULATOR FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for POWERWASH SIMULATOR FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
#IndieDev #IndieGames
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switch preyslut kitsune who spends the souls stuck in her tails to reform and go get digested again after restocking
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
switch preyslut kitsune who spends the souls stuck in her tails to reform and go get digested again after restocking
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painting all the spots on a cheetah with liquid latex, coating them in little sensitive rubber patches to slide my fingers across
November 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
painting all the spots on a cheetah with liquid latex, coating them in little sensitive rubber patches to slide my fingers across
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Not satisfied with just destroying their own brand goodwill, OS companies are now using AI to try to destroy the good names of the apps users install. (Scrivener taking out adds to explain how it has no AI but Apple adds some anyway.)
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Not satisfied with just destroying their own brand goodwill, OS companies are now using AI to try to destroy the good names of the apps users install. (Scrivener taking out adds to explain how it has no AI but Apple adds some anyway.)
kinda wanna sleep in someone's guts
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
kinda wanna sleep in someone's guts
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The artistic process
Comic Commission for Dali
Comic Commission for Dali
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The artistic process
Comic Commission for Dali
Comic Commission for Dali
vorny late night mood... on the one hand I want to be casually destroyed by someone's guts... On the other I want to be romantic and snuggle up to my predator-to-be and kiss them softly before they claim me... x/////x
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
vorny late night mood... on the one hand I want to be casually destroyed by someone's guts... On the other I want to be romantic and snuggle up to my predator-to-be and kiss them softly before they claim me... x/////x
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Let it be known that I got banned from the SAMMI discord when Chrizzz was crying about how he put thousands of hours into SAMMI and I just replied with this.
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Let it be known that I got banned from the SAMMI discord when Chrizzz was crying about how he put thousands of hours into SAMMI and I just replied with this.
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@support.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app @bsky.app
Reinstate Elyon Badger's account. He did absolutely nothing to warrant any kind of administrative action and if you're seriously using AI to perform administrative actions on your behaves for you then that's just lazy.
Reinstate Elyon Badger's account. He did absolutely nothing to warrant any kind of administrative action and if you're seriously using AI to perform administrative actions on your behaves for you then that's just lazy.
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Bluesky Support has suspended this furry congressional candidate's account for no apparent reason. They want to limit his reach and kill his campaign, presumably for not being whatever they consider "advertiser friendly". We really need to get loud about this, and not let them get away with it
For more information on who Elyon Badger is:
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
Michigan Furry Brings Honey Badger Energy — and Medicare for All — to His Fight for a Seat in the U.S. Congress
Elyon Badger doesn't look anything like how one expects a candidate for office to look. Often clad in marijuana-themed attire or a honey badger fursuit,
pridesource.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Bluesky Support has suspended this furry congressional candidate's account for no apparent reason. They want to limit his reach and kill his campaign, presumably for not being whatever they consider "advertiser friendly". We really need to get loud about this, and not let them get away with it
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
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this should put the fear into anyone who sells anything even vaguely NSFW on the internet. Ana Valens has been DEBANKED because of her activism about paypro censorship - as in the kind of thing they do to international drug dealers. they have flagged her BANK ACCOUNT. for doing giantess/vore vtubing
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
this should put the fear into anyone who sells anything even vaguely NSFW on the internet. Ana Valens has been DEBANKED because of her activism about paypro censorship - as in the kind of thing they do to international drug dealers. they have flagged her BANK ACCOUNT. for doing giantess/vore vtubing
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October 25, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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When you're a big cat, might as well show off~
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
When you're a big cat, might as well show off~
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I'm watching an adult creator get systematically cut off from every income stream by payment processors and now debankment could be on the table. She makes legal content. They are trying to shut her up and hope that we'll shut up too.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
#SaveSpeech
Ana's situation has gotten more severe. This is blatantly targetted debanking and [extremely unfortunate] proof that these call campaigns are getting under paypros skin
Keep calling Visa and MC and demanding they stop discriminating against adult content!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Ana's situation has gotten more severe. This is blatantly targetted debanking and [extremely unfortunate] proof that these call campaigns are getting under paypros skin
Keep calling Visa and MC and demanding they stop discriminating against adult content!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm watching an adult creator get systematically cut off from every income stream by payment processors and now debankment could be on the table. She makes legal content. They are trying to shut her up and hope that we'll shut up too.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
Wanting to get devoured and melt in someone's guts for bedtime...
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Wanting to get devoured and melt in someone's guts for bedtime...
God I am unfathomably vorny tonight
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
God I am unfathomably vorny tonight