Patriot Tomato Comedian
@lanassar.bsky.social
⚠️ Warning, I don't sugar coat shit.⚠️
🇨🇱Texas Democrat: Yes we exist!
Don't give up!"
Defy, Defend, Depose!
Let's make good trouble people.
Trans community, you are not invisible, you are not alone. Love: Dogs, Cats, Fish, reptiles: Tomato Doolittle!
🇨🇱Texas Democrat: Yes we exist!
Don't give up!"
Defy, Defend, Depose!
Let's make good trouble people.
Trans community, you are not invisible, you are not alone. Love: Dogs, Cats, Fish, reptiles: Tomato Doolittle!
Because it's football! You libtards wouldn't understand. The ball needs to get to the end zone. It needs to get there because if it doesn't the opposing team will win. And then they get to light cars on fire and climb light posts. We can't let that happen.😑
October 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Because it's football! You libtards wouldn't understand. The ball needs to get to the end zone. It needs to get there because if it doesn't the opposing team will win. And then they get to light cars on fire and climb light posts. We can't let that happen.😑
As long as they don't do it in public.😅
October 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
As long as they don't do it in public.😅
A difficult woman is a problem. Until she does great things.😑
🫡 Rest in peace you difficult woman.🫡
🫡 Rest in peace you difficult woman.🫡
October 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A difficult woman is a problem. Until she does great things.😑
🫡 Rest in peace you difficult woman.🫡
🫡 Rest in peace you difficult woman.🫡
What files?😂
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a flag
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a flag
media.tenor.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What files?😂
We should ask Bibi to release the Mossad tapes.😂
October 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
We should ask Bibi to release the Mossad tapes.😂
Ok but what's the new news?🤨
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ok but what's the new news?🤨
Too young, for his decrepit ass.🤣
October 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Too young, for his decrepit ass.🤣
Congratulations! You didn't take merch. I'm very impressed.🥱
Now grow a pair and stand your ground.🧐
"History has its eyes on you."
🤣 We're all fucked. 😭
Now grow a pair and stand your ground.🧐
"History has its eyes on you."
🤣 We're all fucked. 😭
October 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Congratulations! You didn't take merch. I'm very impressed.🥱
Now grow a pair and stand your ground.🧐
"History has its eyes on you."
🤣 We're all fucked. 😭
Now grow a pair and stand your ground.🧐
"History has its eyes on you."
🤣 We're all fucked. 😭
Love it. When I was in the Navy dolphins would swim ahead of our brow. It was amazing!
October 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Love it. When I was in the Navy dolphins would swim ahead of our brow. It was amazing!
Soooooooo, what they have been doing already? My leaves are shaking.🤣
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Soooooooo, what they have been doing already? My leaves are shaking.🤣
That's not fair! Manson knew what he was doing!🤣
October 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
That's not fair! Manson knew what he was doing!🤣
Careful now, Nike may be seeing this.
October 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Careful now, Nike may be seeing this.
"No don't." Said the GOP. But it's only a matter of time. Turds always float to the surface.
October 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"No don't." Said the GOP. But it's only a matter of time. Turds always float to the surface.
Hey child rapists need to support each other. When he heard about the sexual allegations against Trump his first thought was. "That's my guy."😅
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hey child rapists need to support each other. When he heard about the sexual allegations against Trump his first thought was. "That's my guy."😅
It hurts me to say it but they hit a majority of the states that deny climate change. Irony is God's favorite sort of humor isn't it.🤣
September 28, 2025 at 10:04 AM
It hurts me to say it but they hit a majority of the states that deny climate change. Irony is God's favorite sort of humor isn't it.🤣
Hey, kids fuck your school lunch!
We got better things to do.🤣
Fuck me! 😤
We got better things to do.🤣
Fuck me! 😤
September 28, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Hey, kids fuck your school lunch!
We got better things to do.🤣
Fuck me! 😤
We got better things to do.🤣
Fuck me! 😤
How did you accomplish that? You are a witch. I hope you pass the drowning test.😑
September 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
How did you accomplish that? You are a witch. I hope you pass the drowning test.😑
I own an American flag. The merch is available.🤣
September 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I own an American flag. The merch is available.🤣
I find the term cunt offense. My dick and balls won't tolerate that kind of language.🤣
September 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I find the term cunt offense. My dick and balls won't tolerate that kind of language.🤣
Amazing, before we had smart phones. People just did things.
September 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Amazing, before we had smart phones. People just did things.
But, Jesus...chose him.🤣
September 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
But, Jesus...chose him.🤣