Patriot Tomato Comedian
lanassar.bsky.social
Patriot Tomato Comedian
@lanassar.bsky.social
⚠️ Warning, I don't sugar coat shit.⚠️
🇨🇱Texas Democrat: Yes we exist!
Don't give up!"
Defy, Defend, Depose!
Let's make good trouble people.
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The government is shut down. Active duty military and border patrol are not getting paid. My question is ice getting paid?🤔
October 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Escalator gate.🤣
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Mitch Hedberg - Escalator can never brake joke
YouTube video by Wear Haha
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September 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
We are one people, truth is still truth and we will survive. Stop the killing. One world united.
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Can't wait to see Jimmy Kimmel tonight. And hear about the amazing raitengs tomorrow. Possibly more than the SUPER BOWL!
September 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
How did he know? 🤣
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Leonard Cohen - The Future (Official Audio)
YouTube video by LeonardCohenVEVO
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September 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Seems very appropriate for these times.

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The Interrupters - "Take Back The Power"
YouTube video by Hellcat Records
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September 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
When someone asks me if I support Israel or Palestine in this conflict. My answer is. "I support humanity regardless of anything else." As humans we need to come together and stop killing whenever we can.
September 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Hey, remember Gabby Gifford? But she made it so I guess no biggie.🤨
September 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Tell me how this makes sense. You need a driver's license to drive a car but to buy an assault rifle you just need to live to the age of 18. Then you automatically qualify.
September 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The Trump administration will not fall because of legality issues. It will fall because fast food will no longer be affordable.🤣
September 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Finally something that unites America. We all hate pedophiles...well almost everyone.🤣
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd
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September 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
She locked up comments. So I guess we are doing this. As an American we have this saying.
"Mind your business. Especially if it conflicts with my island excursion."😂 It seems though that we have seen an alarming rate of criticism toward people doing the right thing, the humanitarian thing.
Am posting this without comments on because it shouldn’t be a matter for debate, and I want to put this matter beyond doubt because this is feeding relentless abuse of my family. Judge women MPs by their work, not their private lives.
August 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
DONALD J. TINY HANDS. IS SCARED OF NEWSOM. BECAUSE HE IS GREAT AND STRONG. HE IS A MAN, SOME MIGHT SAY WHAT A MAN...ESPECIALLY AT THE GYM. HE HAS A BIG SCHLONG IT'S AMAZING, I HAVE BEEN TOLD. ARNOLD PALMER HAS NOTHING ON NEWSOM EVEN MELIANA AGREES.
August 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ozzy Osbourne died today. I was just listening to his music yesterday. So it's absolutely a coincidence he just happened to pass the next day.😑
Tomorrow I will start watching Donald Trump's speeches. Keep your fingers crossed.🤣
July 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I think we can all start calling the Trump administration. The "Pedo-Administration."
July 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
At it again, I don't think anyone is surprised.🙄
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July 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Reposted by Patriot Tomato Comedian
Reminder: They’re afraid of Zohran because he’s better at this than they are. He is putting the people first, and it reminds them of their own failings.
June 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
We hear often about the good people who died of cancer. But what about all the assholes no one cares to mention?
June 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I got yippy on the first day.🤣

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Donald Trump pauses tariffs after 'people get yippy'
YouTube video by The National News
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April 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM