Patriot Tomato Comedian
@lanassar.bsky.social
⚠️ Warning, I don't sugar coat shit.⚠️
🇨🇱Texas Democrat: Yes we exist!
Don't give up!"
Defy, Defend, Depose!
Let's make good trouble people.
Trans community, you are not invisible, you are not alone. Love: Dogs, Cats, Fish, reptiles: Tomato Doolittle!
🇨🇱Texas Democrat: Yes we exist!
Don't give up!"
Defy, Defend, Depose!
Let's make good trouble people.
Trans community, you are not invisible, you are not alone. Love: Dogs, Cats, Fish, reptiles: Tomato Doolittle!
The president told us it was, and when has he ever lied.
September 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The president told us it was, and when has he ever lied.
Our vote in certain states, might not push the needle, but our vote with the Almighty dollar seems to do the trick!
September 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Our vote in certain states, might not push the needle, but our vote with the Almighty dollar seems to do the trick!
🤤 ok I'm sold. When is dinner?
September 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
🤤 ok I'm sold. When is dinner?
Aww, she thinks Antifa is not an organization. It's just a sentiment that random people of their own accord believe. Fascism is wrong.
I know how dare they say something so controversial?
The 1st Amendment is the first right in our Constitution for a reason.
Don't shoot the messanger. Too late.
I know how dare they say something so controversial?
The 1st Amendment is the first right in our Constitution for a reason.
Don't shoot the messanger. Too late.
September 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Aww, she thinks Antifa is not an organization. It's just a sentiment that random people of their own accord believe. Fascism is wrong.
I know how dare they say something so controversial?
The 1st Amendment is the first right in our Constitution for a reason.
Don't shoot the messanger. Too late.
I know how dare they say something so controversial?
The 1st Amendment is the first right in our Constitution for a reason.
Don't shoot the messanger. Too late.
The post above was poorly worded.The one below was perfect, in every way.
We love our great leader Trump is his name don't wear it out or I'll tell you the same. Now can we all agree to suck Trumps dick.
We love our great leader Trump is his name don't wear it out or I'll tell you the same. Now can we all agree to suck Trumps dick.
September 20, 2025 at 8:51 AM
The post above was poorly worded.The one below was perfect, in every way.
We love our great leader Trump is his name don't wear it out or I'll tell you the same. Now can we all agree to suck Trumps dick.
We love our great leader Trump is his name don't wear it out or I'll tell you the same. Now can we all agree to suck Trumps dick.
It's what Charlie would have wanted.
September 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It's what Charlie would have wanted.
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I died, wait no that wasn't me.🤔
I died, wait no that wasn't me.🤔
September 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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I died, wait no that wasn't me.🤔
I died, wait no that wasn't me.🤔
No they didn't. That was my whole point. There was lead in the wine. Lead has a certain effect on the human brain...like "madness".
Today we call it the GOP effect.
Today we call it the GOP effect.
September 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
No they didn't. That was my whole point. There was lead in the wine. Lead has a certain effect on the human brain...like "madness".
Today we call it the GOP effect.
Today we call it the GOP effect.
Trump, leadership.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
September 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Trump, leadership.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Elon should go get it.
September 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Elon should go get it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died. Just from the 1st Amendment, not the 2nd.
September 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died. Just from the 1st Amendment, not the 2nd.
The Trump administration will not fall because of legality issues. It will fall because fast food will no longer be affordable.🤣
September 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The Trump administration will not fall because of legality issues. It will fall because fast food will no longer be affordable.🤣
Wonderful work! It is funny that biologists were also artists in their own right. I was once required by my aquatic entomology professor to draw my specimens. My response was "Why? We have cameras." I did it begrudgingly, needless to say. But it gave me a huge waste of time. But you never know.
August 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Wonderful work! It is funny that biologists were also artists in their own right. I was once required by my aquatic entomology professor to draw my specimens. My response was "Why? We have cameras." I did it begrudgingly, needless to say. But it gave me a huge waste of time. But you never know.
I'm with Penguin Oliver on this one.
April 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I'm with Penguin Oliver on this one.
History repeats itself.
February 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
History repeats itself.
Fuck You! Putin!
I know what you read, but I am not biased in the least.
I know what you read, but I am not biased in the least.
January 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Fuck You! Putin!
I know what you read, but I am not biased in the least.
I know what you read, but I am not biased in the least.
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I died.
I died.
January 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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I died.
I died.
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I died!
I died!
January 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I died!
I died!
Boycott for democracy.
January 23, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Boycott for democracy.
How to deal with a Nazi.
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January 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
How to deal with a Nazi.
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I didn't do it but whoever did it is on point.
January 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I didn't do it but whoever did it is on point.
My patron Saint says it will be ok. The pendulum swings both ways. 😈
January 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
My patron Saint says it will be ok. The pendulum swings both ways. 😈