i hate when people tell me i look cold, that i need to be wearing more layers, etc. i tell them i'm not cold but to no avail. i'm just going to start lying at this point. my mother is a penguin and my father is a polar bear. i was born in Antarctica inside an iceberg. my heart is made of ice. 😐
December 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i hate when people tell me i look cold, that i need to be wearing more layers, etc. i tell them i'm not cold but to no avail. i'm just going to start lying at this point. my mother is a penguin and my father is a polar bear. i was born in Antarctica inside an iceberg. my heart is made of ice. 😐
okay i do have a serious gripe with the CMF Watch calculator function though. WHY does it use scientific notation when i have only 2 decimals? and it can clearly display it fine? this is a pain for doing quick math for a tip or tax calculations because it drops the tenths place for no reason
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
okay i do have a serious gripe with the CMF Watch calculator function though. WHY does it use scientific notation when i have only 2 decimals? and it can clearly display it fine? this is a pain for doing quick math for a tip or tax calculations because it drops the tenths place for no reason
me at work waiting hours for work to show up: omg im so bored i need to do something or else im going to go insane
me when the work shows up: is this abomination bestowed upon me an expression of god's hatred for my soul
me when the work shows up: is this abomination bestowed upon me an expression of god's hatred for my soul
December 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
me at work waiting hours for work to show up: omg im so bored i need to do something or else im going to go insane
me when the work shows up: is this abomination bestowed upon me an expression of god's hatred for my soul
me when the work shows up: is this abomination bestowed upon me an expression of god's hatred for my soul
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when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me
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drawings i made for my bf on noteit
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
drawings i made for my bf on noteit
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finding out AI was in a game i enjoyed feels like when people "prank" vegetarians by sneaking bacon grease into their food or whatever
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
finding out AI was in a game i enjoyed feels like when people "prank" vegetarians by sneaking bacon grease into their food or whatever
about time i retired the Galaxy Watch. it kept having issues connecting to my Nothing phone, on top of incessantly asking for permissions to be granted for the digital assistant i did not want. hopefully this works better for me since the brands align
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
about time i retired the Galaxy Watch. it kept having issues connecting to my Nothing phone, on top of incessantly asking for permissions to be granted for the digital assistant i did not want. hopefully this works better for me since the brands align
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“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. good bye
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. good bye
i just watched a 2½ hour video explaining the Control/Alan Wake universe and i still feel like i need to take a 4 year college course to actually understand it
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i just watched a 2½ hour video explaining the Control/Alan Wake universe and i still feel like i need to take a 4 year college course to actually understand it
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your house:
- stuck-up "above it all" attitude
- immobilized in terror, just standing there like a chump
- 2 floors is bourgeois excess
my house:
- literally surfing
- automatic tactical retreat when the coastline advances
- i didn't need the lower floor anyway
- stuck-up "above it all" attitude
- immobilized in terror, just standing there like a chump
- 2 floors is bourgeois excess
my house:
- literally surfing
- automatic tactical retreat when the coastline advances
- i didn't need the lower floor anyway
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
your house:
- stuck-up "above it all" attitude
- immobilized in terror, just standing there like a chump
- 2 floors is bourgeois excess
my house:
- literally surfing
- automatic tactical retreat when the coastline advances
- i didn't need the lower floor anyway
- stuck-up "above it all" attitude
- immobilized in terror, just standing there like a chump
- 2 floors is bourgeois excess
my house:
- literally surfing
- automatic tactical retreat when the coastline advances
- i didn't need the lower floor anyway
*gestures to self*
i need to throw all this shit away
i need to throw all this shit away
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
*gestures to self*
i need to throw all this shit away
i need to throw all this shit away
dear Samsung Galaxy Watch devs: if i deny the permission for your digital assistant 100 times, i'm not going to approve them the 101st time you ask either. stop prompting me for it. i don't want it
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
dear Samsung Galaxy Watch devs: if i deny the permission for your digital assistant 100 times, i'm not going to approve them the 101st time you ask either. stop prompting me for it. i don't want it
tbh i'm over this whole having a human body thing
can we skip to the part where everything is a crab
can we skip to the part where everything is a crab
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
tbh i'm over this whole having a human body thing
can we skip to the part where everything is a crab
can we skip to the part where everything is a crab
what are you looking forward to most in Kirby AirRiders?
them:
i can't wait to play the new City Trial!
the new Machines and Riders look epic!
the online gameplay is going to be so much fun!
me:
🌽
them:
i can't wait to play the new City Trial!
the new Machines and Riders look epic!
the online gameplay is going to be so much fun!
me:
🌽
October 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
what are you looking forward to most in Kirby AirRiders?
them:
i can't wait to play the new City Trial!
the new Machines and Riders look epic!
the online gameplay is going to be so much fun!
me:
🌽
them:
i can't wait to play the new City Trial!
the new Machines and Riders look epic!
the online gameplay is going to be so much fun!
me:
🌽
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October 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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‘Shining’ 🎨 2025
acrylic painting on canvas
12x12”
acrylic painting on canvas
12x12”
October 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
‘Shining’ 🎨 2025
acrylic painting on canvas
12x12”
acrylic painting on canvas
12x12”
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there should be a little slider on the posting screen where u can set an indicator for how serious a post is
October 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
there should be a little slider on the posting screen where u can set an indicator for how serious a post is
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Koi Pond 24x30 Oil/Gallery Wrapped Canvas/Palette Knife
October 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Koi Pond 24x30 Oil/Gallery Wrapped Canvas/Palette Knife
the first thing i saw was "DoorDash for a year" and i thought that was a requirement for the prize 💀
October 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
the first thing i saw was "DoorDash for a year" and i thought that was a requirement for the prize 💀
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WET PAINT ~ My Stick 16x16 Oil/Panel/Palette Knife
October 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
WET PAINT ~ My Stick 16x16 Oil/Panel/Palette Knife
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?????? dashare.zone ADMIN D-ASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
?????? dashare.zone ADMIN D-ASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
gosh i want some cheam creese frosting right about now
you that read right
you that read right
October 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
gosh i want some cheam creese frosting right about now
you that read right
you that read right