Requested Midna Malon sketch 🫡

#sketch

Apparently a lot of ppl needs to hear this

#bskycensorship

You should laugh at anyone who says the president should have unlimited power because he was elected. His power has to be limited *because* he's the president. This is fifth grade level social studies

I’m sick of women being sexualized can we please David Bowie some guys already

I assume we've checked whether Sabrina Carpenter is real or not.

What's really annoying on an existential level is knowing that Elon isn't actually destroying the federal government for ideological reasons, he's doing it for the same reason he lies about playing Path of Exile, which is to impress the shitty little dickheads on the website he ruined

Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.

Not sure I’m cut out for this.

I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.