monxieur lala
@lamentlament.bsky.social
age: 20s
pronouns: he/him and perchance others
icon: saihate station
banner: urchin-P monitoring cover ft my husband kuro bousuku
pronouns: he/him and perchance others
icon: saihate station
banner: urchin-P monitoring cover ft my husband kuro bousuku
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i have to be the faggiest person in this unspecified red state
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Collect my Turkeys
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Collect my Turkeys
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HI! I put these up again for PRE-ORDER until the 1st of December!! If you missed the first batch, check these out!
ko-fi.com/s/99f613af32
ko-fi.com/s/99f613af32
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
HI! I put these up again for PRE-ORDER until the 1st of December!! If you missed the first batch, check these out!
ko-fi.com/s/99f613af32
ko-fi.com/s/99f613af32
i'm buying the $20k NEO robot housekeeper and will provide it and its soulbonded call center employee with extensive firearm training to shoot down the "birds" aka government spy drones that keep loitering on my property. if the employee manning my NEO knows how to shoot straight, even better.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i'm buying the $20k NEO robot housekeeper and will provide it and its soulbonded call center employee with extensive firearm training to shoot down the "birds" aka government spy drones that keep loitering on my property. if the employee manning my NEO knows how to shoot straight, even better.
get more whimsiful
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
get more whimsiful
if you can smell smells rn be grateful
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
if you can smell smells rn be grateful
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grubhub sounds like something from homestuck but it's not and that's scary
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
grubhub sounds like something from homestuck but it's not and that's scary
definitely scoring a solid 8/10 in this conversation with my mom's gbf
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
definitely scoring a solid 8/10 in this conversation with my mom's gbf
i paid my teen sibling a single william dollar for this guy
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i paid my teen sibling a single william dollar for this guy
got asked about labubus by my mother, proceeded to infodump and then realized i am the labubu expert in this household. i don't even own a labubu i've just watched a ton of youtube videos about them bc i think they're sillayyy
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
got asked about labubus by my mother, proceeded to infodump and then realized i am the labubu expert in this household. i don't even own a labubu i've just watched a ton of youtube videos about them bc i think they're sillayyy
reading about my birth chart like waow... approximately half of this applies to me..... scary
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
reading about my birth chart like waow... approximately half of this applies to me..... scary
lots of unbearable people on this app but it's ok because so am i in my own uniquely special way
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
lots of unbearable people on this app but it's ok because so am i in my own uniquely special way
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can you watch my lit candle for me while i run some errands
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
can you watch my lit candle for me while i run some errands
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If I saw Dracula turn into a bat or other creepy crawly I'd give him such a big bare ass spanking. Knock it off, mister!
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If I saw Dracula turn into a bat or other creepy crawly I'd give him such a big bare ass spanking. Knock it off, mister!
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starting a tiktok trend called "Plateless Living" that's just carrying around loose handfuls of spaghetti
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
starting a tiktok trend called "Plateless Living" that's just carrying around loose handfuls of spaghetti
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This past summer in Newport. 6”x6” oil
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This past summer in Newport. 6”x6” oil
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they're liking your oomfs posts right in front of you on cuck twitter
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
they're liking your oomfs posts right in front of you on cuck twitter
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archeologists recently discovered that stonehenge was actually a series of stone arches outside a neolithic era McDonalds
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
archeologists recently discovered that stonehenge was actually a series of stone arches outside a neolithic era McDonalds
sick and miserable which means it's time to lay in bed and marathon ohshc
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
sick and miserable which means it's time to lay in bed and marathon ohshc
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trump voice they're putting the pussy in the scarmophagus, I've seen it
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
trump voice they're putting the pussy in the scarmophagus, I've seen it
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The world is made of yuri.
March 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The world is made of yuri.
the cool thing about planning a game about yaoi is i can watch+read bl and it's important research
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
the cool thing about planning a game about yaoi is i can watch+read bl and it's important research
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a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on
Alt: long edward gif
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Someone on twitter asked for Floyd as the cursed Alice rabbit and so I had to oblige 💪
#twistedwonderland #floydleech #twst
#twistedwonderland #floydleech #twst
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Someone on twitter asked for Floyd as the cursed Alice rabbit and so I had to oblige 💪
#twistedwonderland #floydleech #twst
#twistedwonderland #floydleech #twst