Grandfather: During the war, my nan had to scrape mold off the bread because they couldn't let it go to waste.

Me: Grandfather, I still do that...

Grandfather: Why?! There's no war on!

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Why don't we have soundtracks for our lives?
I suppose my running playlist is my soundtrack, but when I mention it to other people, they look at me strangely...
#music

Sometimes I just want to hug a loaf of bread that's been freshly cooked.
It'll burn the living daylights out of me, but the smell and warmth would be welcome.
#thoughts

Conservatives complaining about pronouns is funny because they'll say they don't use them, then use 5 in a single sentence.
#LGBTQIA

Putting your cold feet on your partner is a heinous crime that should be investigated by a Law & Order team.

Additionally, it is one of the most satisfying things to do.

I am both the victim and the perpetrator in this situation.

#relationships

it's called throwback because if you recognize the songs you're likely to throw out your back. not many people know this

"What flavor of LGBTQ+ are you?"

Me: