Righteous Fury || Lamb
@lambells.bsky.social
Multiverse Fangirl and Cosplayer. Your friendly neighborhood Insurance Agent by Day, Dungeon Delver by Night, and Efficiency Consultant 24/7.
*VEEP music starts on the upstairs tv*
Me: immediately picks up tea and starts heading upstairs
@wryraconteur.bsky.social "Ah, yes, the song of your people"
Me: immediately picks up tea and starts heading upstairs
@wryraconteur.bsky.social "Ah, yes, the song of your people"
April 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
*VEEP music starts on the upstairs tv*
Me: immediately picks up tea and starts heading upstairs
@wryraconteur.bsky.social "Ah, yes, the song of your people"
Me: immediately picks up tea and starts heading upstairs
@wryraconteur.bsky.social "Ah, yes, the song of your people"
The way you can summon me to consciousness with the sound of certain voices...
Or how @wryraconteur.bsky.social started playing the #Murderbot trailer on her phone only for me to immediately mumble "Big Screen" from beneath my napping pillow & blanket, so we could both watch on the TV
Or how @wryraconteur.bsky.social started playing the #Murderbot trailer on her phone only for me to immediately mumble "Big Screen" from beneath my napping pillow & blanket, so we could both watch on the TV
April 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The way you can summon me to consciousness with the sound of certain voices...
Or how @wryraconteur.bsky.social started playing the #Murderbot trailer on her phone only for me to immediately mumble "Big Screen" from beneath my napping pillow & blanket, so we could both watch on the TV
Or how @wryraconteur.bsky.social started playing the #Murderbot trailer on her phone only for me to immediately mumble "Big Screen" from beneath my napping pillow & blanket, so we could both watch on the TV
April 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Good Best Friends read the books their besties recommend
Evil Best Friends intentionally don't finish the last in the recommended book series so as to torment the bestie who desperately needs them to read it
Evil Best Friends intentionally don't finish the last in the recommended book series so as to torment the bestie who desperately needs them to read it
a close up of a cartoon character 's face and neck
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April 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Good Best Friends read the books their besties recommend
Evil Best Friends intentionally don't finish the last in the recommended book series so as to torment the bestie who desperately needs them to read it
Evil Best Friends intentionally don't finish the last in the recommended book series so as to torment the bestie who desperately needs them to read it
Girls Weekend commences as it always does...
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March 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Girls Weekend commences as it always does...
Y'all, I'm currently in 7th place out of the 25 people in our office.
How? HOW did this happen?!
How? HOW did this happen?!
I cannot stress enough that I do not want to participate in making March Madness brackets as a team building exercise...
a man with a beard says why me
ALT: a man with a beard says why me
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March 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Y'all, I'm currently in 7th place out of the 25 people in our office.
How? HOW did this happen?!
How? HOW did this happen?!
Live footage of my reaction when J asks me about the revelation at the end of a book and I'm like "what revelation? I've assumed that literally this entire time."
a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "
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March 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Live footage of my reaction when J asks me about the revelation at the end of a book and I'm like "what revelation? I've assumed that literally this entire time."
I cannot stress enough that I do not want to participate in making March Madness brackets as a team building exercise...
a man with a beard says why me
ALT: a man with a beard says why me
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March 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I cannot stress enough that I do not want to participate in making March Madness brackets as a team building exercise...
What Messenger said: "Reply?"
What Messenger meant:
"You haven't sent a text in 5hrs. If you don't have a constant conversation running with your besties like it's a virtual monologue are you even alive, Elizabeth???"
...Sir, I did not come here to be attacked for my codependency this morning.
What Messenger meant:
"You haven't sent a text in 5hrs. If you don't have a constant conversation running with your besties like it's a virtual monologue are you even alive, Elizabeth???"
...Sir, I did not come here to be attacked for my codependency this morning.
March 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What Messenger said: "Reply?"
What Messenger meant:
"You haven't sent a text in 5hrs. If you don't have a constant conversation running with your besties like it's a virtual monologue are you even alive, Elizabeth???"
...Sir, I did not come here to be attacked for my codependency this morning.
What Messenger meant:
"You haven't sent a text in 5hrs. If you don't have a constant conversation running with your besties like it's a virtual monologue are you even alive, Elizabeth???"
...Sir, I did not come here to be attacked for my codependency this morning.
Me, on a call with all these Floridians and their tans:
Oh my god, I look like a ghost! Who let this Victorian orphan be on camera?!
Oh my god, I look like a ghost! Who let this Victorian orphan be on camera?!
a man with long black hair wearing a black cape
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March 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Me, on a call with all these Floridians and their tans:
Oh my god, I look like a ghost! Who let this Victorian orphan be on camera?!
Oh my god, I look like a ghost! Who let this Victorian orphan be on camera?!
TFW you're damned if you put too many words in your email thoroughly explaining everything and damned if you don't because humanity is either too impatient or stupid to read
a man in a blue shirt with the words god help me on it
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March 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
TFW you're damned if you put too many words in your email thoroughly explaining everything and damned if you don't because humanity is either too impatient or stupid to read
My wife, rearranging her lego sets to make room for the big ass Rivendell box that just arrived
And by "rearranging," I mean she just relocated one to a different room:
And by "rearranging," I mean she just relocated one to a different room:
March 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My wife, rearranging her lego sets to make room for the big ass Rivendell box that just arrived
And by "rearranging," I mean she just relocated one to a different room:
And by "rearranging," I mean she just relocated one to a different room:
Spontaneously going to see Dune Part 2 (again) on a random Thursday evening is one of the perks of childless adulthood
Dragging your similarly childless friends along is an added benefit
Dragging your similarly childless friends along is an added benefit
February 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Spontaneously going to see Dune Part 2 (again) on a random Thursday evening is one of the perks of childless adulthood
Dragging your similarly childless friends along is an added benefit
Dragging your similarly childless friends along is an added benefit
James mocking me while I nearly bowl him over trying to get to my phone so I can check the dinner timer:
February 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
James mocking me while I nearly bowl him over trying to get to my phone so I can check the dinner timer:
Walked into work this morning to not one but TWO emails this morning praising my work on several complex contract reviews for clients
So...I'll be riding that high from now until the end of the world
So...I'll be riding that high from now until the end of the world
February 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Walked into work this morning to not one but TWO emails this morning praising my work on several complex contract reviews for clients
So...I'll be riding that high from now until the end of the world
So...I'll be riding that high from now until the end of the world
Movie staff, noticing my necklace: Is that Thor's hammer ...as a necklace?
Me: Yes.
Him: Cool. Like Marvel or real Norse?
Me, seated in Cap 4: Um yeah...it's Marvel
Me: Yes.
Him: Cool. Like Marvel or real Norse?
Me, seated in Cap 4: Um yeah...it's Marvel
February 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Movie staff, noticing my necklace: Is that Thor's hammer ...as a necklace?
Me: Yes.
Him: Cool. Like Marvel or real Norse?
Me, seated in Cap 4: Um yeah...it's Marvel
Me: Yes.
Him: Cool. Like Marvel or real Norse?
Me, seated in Cap 4: Um yeah...it's Marvel
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it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in
February 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in
True Love is being able to sleep through hurricanes, earthquakes, and tornados
But not your wife loudly proclaiming her displeasure at the temperature for next week
But not your wife loudly proclaiming her displeasure at the temperature for next week
February 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
True Love is being able to sleep through hurricanes, earthquakes, and tornados
But not your wife loudly proclaiming her displeasure at the temperature for next week
But not your wife loudly proclaiming her displeasure at the temperature for next week
Dear Facebook Messenger,
Never.
Not once.
Never ever
Will I want to make or answer a video call.
Just...NO
Never.
Not once.
Never ever
Will I want to make or answer a video call.
Just...NO
February 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Dear Facebook Messenger,
Never.
Not once.
Never ever
Will I want to make or answer a video call.
Just...NO
Never.
Not once.
Never ever
Will I want to make or answer a video call.
Just...NO
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Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim.
Me, 20 years later: fuck
Me, 20 years later: fuck
February 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim.
Me, 20 years later: fuck
Me, 20 years later: fuck
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Dear the rest of the world: You should absolutely not see the US as reliable for anything at this point, shit, none of us on the inside think we're reliable for anything right now either, you're definitely not alone
February 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Dear the rest of the world: You should absolutely not see the US as reliable for anything at this point, shit, none of us on the inside think we're reliable for anything right now either, you're definitely not alone
Opening to At World's End hitting a little too close to home today 🫠
Right to Freedom of the Press...Suspended
Right to Freedom of the Press...Suspended
February 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Opening to At World's End hitting a little too close to home today 🫠
Right to Freedom of the Press...Suspended
Right to Freedom of the Press...Suspended
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I would like an emotional support basilisk, and the emotional support would be the basilisk turning douchebags to stone.
February 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I would like an emotional support basilisk, and the emotional support would be the basilisk turning douchebags to stone.
Greetings, Owl!
Enjoy my horribly frosted cookie cake for the event I will in no wise be paying any attention to.
Enjoy my horribly frosted cookie cake for the event I will in no wise be paying any attention to.
February 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Greetings, Owl!
Enjoy my horribly frosted cookie cake for the event I will in no wise be paying any attention to.
Enjoy my horribly frosted cookie cake for the event I will in no wise be paying any attention to.
My grandmother randomly texts me photos of me & my Dad through the years.
This was today's
Like father, like daughter...
#yesistillsitlikethiswhenimworking
This was today's
Like father, like daughter...
#yesistillsitlikethiswhenimworking
February 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My grandmother randomly texts me photos of me & my Dad through the years.
This was today's
Like father, like daughter...
#yesistillsitlikethiswhenimworking
This was today's
Like father, like daughter...
#yesistillsitlikethiswhenimworking