New Year, New Jakespeare
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He/him. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights.
He/him. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights.
Pinned
I would like an emotional support basilisk, and the emotional support would be the basilisk turning douchebags to stone.
Information wants to be free.
February 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Information wants to be free.
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Iโm sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Iโm sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
I finally broke out the SNES to test some of the games I've gotten recently, and all I get is a black screen.
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I finally broke out the SNES to test some of the games I've gotten recently, and all I get is a black screen.
February 3, 2026 at 12:14 AM
By the โaccuse them of what you are guilty ofโ theory, Trump is admitting to rigging the election.
Sad old man calls for other people to solve his intractable problems:
Trump, in an Escalation, Calls for Republicans to โNationalizeโ Elections
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
By the โaccuse them of what you are guilty ofโ theory, Trump is admitting to rigging the election.
Ooo, now I want a sequel with the Choctaw Van Helsing and his crew.
February 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Ooo, now I want a sequel with the Choctaw Van Helsing and his crew.
If you want to make a young D&D player very happy, ask them about their characters. 100% success rating for interacting with kids.
February 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
If you want to make a young D&D player very happy, ask them about their characters. 100% success rating for interacting with kids.
Oh dang, Sammie is the final girl of the movie.
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Oh dang, Sammie is the final girl of the movie.
โItโs Febluberry!โ
โHappy Flebruary!โ
โHappy Flebruary!โ
February 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
โItโs Febluberry!โ
โHappy Flebruary!โ
โHappy Flebruary!โ
Sinners was a damn fine movie.
February 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Sinners was a damn fine movie.
Death of the Outsider was my favorite of the three games, but all the Dishonored games are amazing.
January 31, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Death of the Outsider was my favorite of the three games, but all the Dishonored games are amazing.
Holy carp that was Matt Mercer doing the voiceover!
January 31, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Holy carp that was Matt Mercer doing the voiceover!
Donโt threaten me with a good time.
January 31, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Donโt threaten me with a good time.
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Yesterday, Todd Blanche said that people weren't going to find in the Epstein files what we always suspected.
And while I'm mostly watching what others find in the Epstein files second hand, I keep thinking, are you fucking HIGH? Everything I'm seeing is precisely what we expected.
And while I'm mostly watching what others find in the Epstein files second hand, I keep thinking, are you fucking HIGH? Everything I'm seeing is precisely what we expected.
January 31, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Yesterday, Todd Blanche said that people weren't going to find in the Epstein files what we always suspected.
And while I'm mostly watching what others find in the Epstein files second hand, I keep thinking, are you fucking HIGH? Everything I'm seeing is precisely what we expected.
And while I'm mostly watching what others find in the Epstein files second hand, I keep thinking, are you fucking HIGH? Everything I'm seeing is precisely what we expected.
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I remember you shitposting on LJ!
January 31, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I remember you shitposting on LJ!
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January 31, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
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All this news is really completely confirming all my unfair knee-jerk judgments about a certain cadre of rich/famous douchebags, I gotta say
January 31, 2026 at 5:42 PM
All this news is really completely confirming all my unfair knee-jerk judgments about a certain cadre of rich/famous douchebags, I gotta say
Good morning!
January 31, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Good morning!
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ohhhhhh okay so what we've learned from the epstein mail drop is that the entirety of the fascistic culture war since the 2010s onward was basically wholesale consolidated through the anglosphere bourgeois old boys club network of pedophile rapists
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
ohhhhhh okay so what we've learned from the epstein mail drop is that the entirety of the fascistic culture war since the 2010s onward was basically wholesale consolidated through the anglosphere bourgeois old boys club network of pedophile rapists
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How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 AM
How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago
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I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails