Jakespeare’s Ghost
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He/him. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights.
He/him. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights.
Pinned
I would like an emotional support basilisk, and the emotional support would be the basilisk turning douchebags to stone.
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Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
I have a lot of Plur1bus thoughts.
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I have a lot of Plur1bus thoughts.
repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
repost with an iconic fictional band
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boy are you the gales of november because you definitely came early
girl are you the Edmund Fitzgerald because you’ve definitely gone down with 29 men
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
boy are you the gales of november because you definitely came early
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girl are you the Edmund Fitzgerald because you’ve definitely gone down with 29 men
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
girl are you the Edmund Fitzgerald because you’ve definitely gone down with 29 men
Me, throat still full of ren faire dust: “Batman needs his coffee.”
Sarah: “What kind of coffee does Batman like…”
Me, in full Batvoice: “DARK”
Sarah: “What kind of coffee does Batman like…”
Me, in full Batvoice: “DARK”
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Me, throat still full of ren faire dust: “Batman needs his coffee.”
Sarah: “What kind of coffee does Batman like…”
Me, in full Batvoice: “DARK”
Sarah: “What kind of coffee does Batman like…”
Me, in full Batvoice: “DARK”
Holy carp, Austin has so many game stores! Card games, video games, Magic cards, my Goog map is swarming with games!
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Holy carp, Austin has so many game stores! Card games, video games, Magic cards, my Goog map is swarming with games!
I guess I shouldn’t have worried if brought enough of my meds for my trip, given that I’ve missed taking my meds a few times.
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I guess I shouldn’t have worried if brought enough of my meds for my trip, given that I’ve missed taking my meds a few times.
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
Extra Hot Great just asked the question, “what boy band would you trust to remodel your house?” And my immediate answer was the Saja Boys.
a group of cowboys are dancing in a circle in a dark room .
Alt: a group of cowboys are dancing in a circle in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Extra Hot Great just asked the question, “what boy band would you trust to remodel your house?” And my immediate answer was the Saja Boys.
Nap at the hotel? Or e-bike ride around the park?
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Nap at the hotel? Or e-bike ride around the park?
You know, I liked Facebook better when they made it harder to see politicians and political posts, instead of opening the floodgates to trolls and bots.
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know, I liked Facebook better when they made it harder to see politicians and political posts, instead of opening the floodgates to trolls and bots.
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I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.
January 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.
Trump and Epstein have even more in common than we thought.
🚨 EXPLOSIVE NEW investigation: We uncovered previously undisclosed details about an 18-month money laundering investigation into Jeffrey Epstein that took place alongside the 2007 sex crimes probe, according to emails obtained from Epstein's personal Yahoo account
🎁 www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
🎁 www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
Jeffrey Epstein Went to War Over Money Laundering Probe in 2007 Sex Case
Federal prosecutors opened a financial-crimes investigation into Jeffrey Epstein in 2007 amid their larger sex-trafficking probe. The financier and his legal team waged a war against them, his emails ...
www.bloomberg.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Trump and Epstein have even more in common than we thought.
Klingon Yoda: “Today is a good day to do or do not.”
Klingon chef: "Today is a good day to fry."
Klingon pilot: “today is a good day to fly.”
November 1, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Klingon Yoda: “Today is a good day to do or do not.”
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It's almost Halloween - if you're looking for something thrilling and chilling to read, have you checked out The Vow yet? My partner and I spent 4 years making the evil T4T erotica of our dreams with the fervent hope that it would become a part of your nightmares 🖤🩸
Two people, used only as weapons, are forced together by the shackles of duty to fight a divine foe. Mutual loathing and repressed desires collide, hot and bleeding.
The Vow is a 300 page dark fantasy graphic novel, with art by @feralroyal.bsky.social and words by me. 18+ only.
physical // digital
The Vow is a 300 page dark fantasy graphic novel, with art by @feralroyal.bsky.social and words by me. 18+ only.
physical // digital
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It's almost Halloween - if you're looking for something thrilling and chilling to read, have you checked out The Vow yet? My partner and I spent 4 years making the evil T4T erotica of our dreams with the fervent hope that it would become a part of your nightmares 🖤🩸
I want to know if there is a group chat of people who’ve slept with Paul Rudd called the Ruddfuckers.
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I want to know if there is a group chat of people who’ve slept with Paul Rudd called the Ruddfuckers.
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When modern Christians say “it’s not the government’s job to help the poor,” they’re not echoing Jesus, Paul, the prophets, or the early church.
They’re echoing figures like Ayn Rand, who despised Christianity’s communal ethic of compassion and called altruism a “moral evil.”
They’re echoing figures like Ayn Rand, who despised Christianity’s communal ethic of compassion and called altruism a “moral evil.”
October 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
When modern Christians say “it’s not the government’s job to help the poor,” they’re not echoing Jesus, Paul, the prophets, or the early church.
They’re echoing figures like Ayn Rand, who despised Christianity’s communal ethic of compassion and called altruism a “moral evil.”
They’re echoing figures like Ayn Rand, who despised Christianity’s communal ethic of compassion and called altruism a “moral evil.”
October 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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If you don't hate Nazis by the age of 20 you don't have a heart
If you don't hate Nazis by the age of 40 you are a Nazi
If you don't hate Nazis by the age of 40 you are a Nazi
THE STAGES OF WATCHING THE SCENE FROM "INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE" WHERE INDY SAYS "NAZIS — I HATE THESE GUYS":
AGE 9: I hate Nazis too, Indy!!!!
AGE 19: Yeah, whatever, another Nazi movie
AGE 29: Oh actually that line's hilarious lol
AGE 39: I hate Nazis too, Indy!!!!
AGE 9: I hate Nazis too, Indy!!!!
AGE 19: Yeah, whatever, another Nazi movie
AGE 29: Oh actually that line's hilarious lol
AGE 39: I hate Nazis too, Indy!!!!
NAZIS.
October 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
If you don't hate Nazis by the age of 20 you don't have a heart
If you don't hate Nazis by the age of 40 you are a Nazi
If you don't hate Nazis by the age of 40 you are a Nazi
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I hate packing.
I would apparently much rather play video games than pack in a timely manner.
I would apparently much rather play video games than pack in a timely manner.
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I hate packing.
I would apparently much rather play video games than pack in a timely manner.
I would apparently much rather play video games than pack in a timely manner.
The bit at theof begging of the Prologue to Fellowship of the Ring where the string instruments kick in? The leimotif for the One Ring? I could listen to that over and over.
It's sorrow and grief and power and mystery all at once. It's an amazing theme.
It's sorrow and grief and power and mystery all at once. It's an amazing theme.
October 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The bit at theof begging of the Prologue to Fellowship of the Ring where the string instruments kick in? The leimotif for the One Ring? I could listen to that over and over.
It's sorrow and grief and power and mystery all at once. It's an amazing theme.
It's sorrow and grief and power and mystery all at once. It's an amazing theme.