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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn’t.
💋❤️
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn’t.
💋❤️
You know why pumpkins always end up sitting on porches? No hands to knock on the door.
October 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
You know why pumpkins always end up sitting on porches? No hands to knock on the door.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sunflowers are yellow,
I bet you were expecting something romantic,
but these are just gardening facts. 🌹🌻
Violets are blue,
Sunflowers are yellow,
I bet you were expecting something romantic,
but these are just gardening facts. 🌹🌻
February 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sunflowers are yellow,
I bet you were expecting something romantic,
but these are just gardening facts. 🌹🌻
Violets are blue,
Sunflowers are yellow,
I bet you were expecting something romantic,
but these are just gardening facts. 🌹🌻
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn’t.
💋❤️
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn’t.
💋❤️
February 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn’t.
💋❤️
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn’t.
💋❤️
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
Had an amazing NYC trip! Thanks to those of you who made an effort to see me and take me fun places! 💋
February 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Had an amazing NYC trip! Thanks to those of you who made an effort to see me and take me fun places! 💋
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Accidentally checked the news
January 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Accidentally checked the news
Did you hear about the radios that got married? The reception was great. 📻
January 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Did you hear about the radios that got married? The reception was great. 📻
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fine I’ll use it
November 17, 2024 at 9:21 PM
fine I’ll use it