Lauren
@lalalaurenv23.bsky.social
San Diego born and raised. she/her 💍
Mostly Padres baseball tweets #FriarFaithful
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Mostly Padres baseball tweets #FriarFaithful
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Someone at this game just screamed “go back to the Padres!” to Luis Garcia 😂😂
March 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Someone at this game just screamed “go back to the Padres!” to Luis Garcia 😂😂
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Can you have my undivided attention? Look, buddy, not even I can have my undivided attention, okay?
March 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Can you have my undivided attention? Look, buddy, not even I can have my undivided attention, okay?
It’s a special kind of hell to be at a ring ceremony for a team that you don’t like
March 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It’s a special kind of hell to be at a ring ceremony for a team that you don’t like
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In honor of Pi day, feel free to be endlessly irrational today just as a little treat
March 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
In honor of Pi day, feel free to be endlessly irrational today just as a little treat
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Any time it rains you should be able to leave work early to go to the bookstore
March 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Any time it rains you should be able to leave work early to go to the bookstore
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Just keep reading.
February 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just keep reading.
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My 2025 bingo card is full and they’re still calling numbers left and right
February 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My 2025 bingo card is full and they’re still calling numbers left and right
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my love language is every time i see a bookstore i must go in.
February 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
my love language is every time i see a bookstore i must go in.
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For no reason in particular, did you know the shelf life on Plan B is 4 years? So, like, if someone wanted to I dunno stock up for reasons, those meds would be good for years.
February 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
For no reason in particular, did you know the shelf life on Plan B is 4 years? So, like, if someone wanted to I dunno stock up for reasons, those meds would be good for years.
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You can tell Sleeping Beauty is a fairytale because that man woke her up from the best nap of her life for absolutely no reason and she was just like fine with it
February 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You can tell Sleeping Beauty is a fairytale because that man woke her up from the best nap of her life for absolutely no reason and she was just like fine with it
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You can never have too many books or visit too many bookstores
February 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You can never have too many books or visit too many bookstores
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*opens twitter*
GUNFIRE, EAGLE SCREECHING, THE SOUND OF A MILLION PODCASTS
*snaps it shut”
GUNFIRE, EAGLE SCREECHING, THE SOUND OF A MILLION PODCASTS
*snaps it shut”
February 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
*opens twitter*
GUNFIRE, EAGLE SCREECHING, THE SOUND OF A MILLION PODCASTS
*snaps it shut”
GUNFIRE, EAGLE SCREECHING, THE SOUND OF A MILLION PODCASTS
*snaps it shut”
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Look, do I buy myself lots of little treats? Yes. Do I deserve them for putting up with me every day? Also a big yes.
February 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Look, do I buy myself lots of little treats? Yes. Do I deserve them for putting up with me every day? Also a big yes.
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I don’t know much, but I do know it’s really hard to feel bad when you’re eating dumplings
February 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don’t know much, but I do know it’s really hard to feel bad when you’re eating dumplings
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None of us voted for Elon Musk to do shit.
January 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
None of us voted for Elon Musk to do shit.
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I swear to god if I have to go touch some fucking grass ONE more time
January 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I swear to god if I have to go touch some fucking grass ONE more time
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Honestly I don’t wanna see *one* more new podcast until these guys have one
January 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Honestly I don’t wanna see *one* more new podcast until these guys have one
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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
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Don’t thank me in advance you have no idea what I’m capable of forgetting to do
January 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Don’t thank me in advance you have no idea what I’m capable of forgetting to do
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Please don’t ask me to repeat myself because I was probably also not paying attention
January 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Please don’t ask me to repeat myself because I was probably also not paying attention
Have the TV all to myself and decided to watch The Substance. That was phenomenal! Demi Moore deserves all the awards for that performance
January 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Have the TV all to myself and decided to watch The Substance. That was phenomenal! Demi Moore deserves all the awards for that performance
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Reno 911 is one of the best shows of all time I’ll be taking no questions
January 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Reno 911 is one of the best shows of all time I’ll be taking no questions