Halloween is the best holiday because it's all about people giving neighbors and strangers treats for free and telling kids how awesome they are.

I’m going to break my “don’t make fun of how people look even if they suck” rule to point out that RFK Jr looks like the alien dad from The Mac & Me

Even on my regular antidepressant, I still felt unresolved symptoms of depression. So I asked my doctor about adding Cadbury Mini Eggs.