Laura
@lalaeta.bsky.social
vienna/berlin doll with mild ex-academic derangement
the neighbour, a middle-aged widow, used to come round to ask me to open jars for her. after i went on hrt but before i came out my wife had to start pretending i wasn't in when she did that
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
the neighbour, a middle-aged widow, used to come round to ask me to open jars for her. after i went on hrt but before i came out my wife had to start pretending i wasn't in when she did that
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happy international men's day I got you a jar to open for me
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
happy international men's day I got you a jar to open for me
funny how in some of my books from 20 years ago i wrote my name in pencil, clearly thinking i might change it for... some reason
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
funny how in some of my books from 20 years ago i wrote my name in pencil, clearly thinking i might change it for... some reason
give your sick days cool fantasy rpg vibes by having a fake oil lamp and a hooded woofy dressing gown. tell anyone who knocks on the door that you have an uncanny tale to tell that might bring profit to the stout heart that would listen well. disguise your cough as a wizened cackle
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
give your sick days cool fantasy rpg vibes by having a fake oil lamp and a hooded woofy dressing gown. tell anyone who knocks on the door that you have an uncanny tale to tell that might bring profit to the stout heart that would listen well. disguise your cough as a wizened cackle
happy international men's day to men who provide vital services like finding me attractive or behaving in an eggy manner so i can narrow my gaze and speculate about you
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
happy international men's day to men who provide vital services like finding me attractive or behaving in an eggy manner so i can narrow my gaze and speculate about you
tired: girldinner
wired: dal for a doll
wired: dal for a doll
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
tired: girldinner
wired: dal for a doll
wired: dal for a doll
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having a post take off on bsky
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being a hot milf on bsky
🤝
glowing 30+
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being a hot milf on bsky
🤝
glowing 30+
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
having a post take off on bsky
+
being a hot milf on bsky
🤝
glowing 30+
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being a hot milf on bsky
🤝
glowing 30+
one thing that makes me feel naked (pejorative) is going out without earrings. every two minutes i have an 'argh, where are they?' mini-panic
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
one thing that makes me feel naked (pejorative) is going out without earrings. every two minutes i have an 'argh, where are they?' mini-panic
trans girl from st louis who grew up with gender missphouria
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
trans girl from st louis who grew up with gender missphouria
having a post take off on bsky
+
being a hot milf on bsky
🤝
glowing 30+
+
being a hot milf on bsky
🤝
glowing 30+
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
having a post take off on bsky
+
being a hot milf on bsky
🤝
glowing 30+
+
being a hot milf on bsky
🤝
glowing 30+
MPs who advocate sending trans women to embarrassing parts of the hospital to form Urology Party
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
MPs who advocate sending trans women to embarrassing parts of the hospital to form Urology Party
i don't know why i find november sunshine so unheimlich. if it's sunny in summer i'm all right why is my ass not out in a bikini sipping a cocktail in this but in november, when the sun is getting rare, i feel argh just blot it out i want to skulk in the dark again when's it going down
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 AM
i don't know why i find november sunshine so unheimlich. if it's sunny in summer i'm all right why is my ass not out in a bikini sipping a cocktail in this but in november, when the sun is getting rare, i feel argh just blot it out i want to skulk in the dark again when's it going down
imagining if i started doing slutty online history chat and the trend took off, and with the collapse of universities it became the only way of getting a higher education, and i ended up with a slutty professorship, spending my days doing slutty departmental admin and applying for slutty sabbatical
having a new supplementary income prospect after you incidentally have a red light on in your bedroom and happen to be wearing lingerie for a purely wholesome call to your gf in which you end up discussing trinitarian theology and you laugh but she points out men would pay good money for just that
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
imagining if i started doing slutty online history chat and the trend took off, and with the collapse of universities it became the only way of getting a higher education, and i ended up with a slutty professorship, spending my days doing slutty departmental admin and applying for slutty sabbatical
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in another life I'd live a life of the sea. pipe clenched in my teeth, braving the storm, bringing my catch home, boozing in the taverns and bedding many women but knowing none could steal my heart from my one true love, the ocean. and pinching their dresses and crying myself to sleep wearing them
August 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
in another life I'd live a life of the sea. pipe clenched in my teeth, braving the storm, bringing my catch home, boozing in the taverns and bedding many women but knowing none could steal my heart from my one true love, the ocean. and pinching their dresses and crying myself to sleep wearing them
moby neovagina: 'call me shemale'
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 AM
moby neovagina: 'call me shemale'
girl faggard
is this anything
is this anything
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
girl faggard
is this anything
is this anything
agp was the theory that fucked up generations of trans women but also gave us all something to endlessly joke about
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
agp was the theory that fucked up generations of trans women but also gave us all something to endlessly joke about
having a new supplementary income prospect after you incidentally have a red light on in your bedroom and happen to be wearing lingerie for a purely wholesome call to your gf in which you end up discussing trinitarian theology and you laugh but she points out men would pay good money for just that
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
having a new supplementary income prospect after you incidentally have a red light on in your bedroom and happen to be wearing lingerie for a purely wholesome call to your gf in which you end up discussing trinitarian theology and you laugh but she points out men would pay good money for just that
oestradiol is by far the best thing for my skin while good progesterone levels i think show up in my hair
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
oestradiol is by far the best thing for my skin while good progesterone levels i think show up in my hair
forget that one of the relatively few people in the world with my surname is a guy in italy who released an actually pretty good album of back-to-the-80s pop-metal
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
forget that one of the relatively few people in the world with my surname is a guy in italy who released an actually pretty good album of back-to-the-80s pop-metal
we recently bought a robot hoover but it is having some teething troubles. worryingly it appears to be an extremely predatory lesbian, in that it will aggressively eat up any carpet without asking first. will have to have a little discussion about consent
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
we recently bought a robot hoover but it is having some teething troubles. worryingly it appears to be an extremely predatory lesbian, in that it will aggressively eat up any carpet without asking first. will have to have a little discussion about consent
transgender day of can't remember shit
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
transgender day of can't remember shit
cuddled up in my cute cozy lil bed with my cozy lil hot water bottle hacking my cute lil lungs out like a bellowing lumberjack
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
cuddled up in my cute cozy lil bed with my cozy lil hot water bottle hacking my cute lil lungs out like a bellowing lumberjack
sat at the stall today with boss's son, a 20?yo austrian, ex-international school, speaks native-level english with a perfect american accent, been to US, China, Dubai, Australia, etc, but never Germany. 'wow what's it like up there? in my imagination it's just cold and windy and bleak all the time'
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
sat at the stall today with boss's son, a 20?yo austrian, ex-international school, speaks native-level english with a perfect american accent, been to US, China, Dubai, Australia, etc, but never Germany. 'wow what's it like up there? in my imagination it's just cold and windy and bleak all the time'
