Laura
@lalaeta.bsky.social
vienna/berlin doll with mild ex-academic derangement
give your sick days cool fantasy rpg vibes by having a fake oil lamp and a hooded woofy dressing gown. tell anyone who knocks on the door that you have an uncanny tale to tell that might bring profit to the stout heart that would listen well. disguise your cough as a wizened cackle
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
give your sick days cool fantasy rpg vibes by having a fake oil lamp and a hooded woofy dressing gown. tell anyone who knocks on the door that you have an uncanny tale to tell that might bring profit to the stout heart that would listen well. disguise your cough as a wizened cackle
tired: girldinner
wired: dal for a doll
wired: dal for a doll
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
tired: girldinner
wired: dal for a doll
wired: dal for a doll
been sick all week now i'm borderline better and going into work on a saturday can i get a gumo in the chat
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 AM
been sick all week now i'm borderline better and going into work on a saturday can i get a gumo in the chat
you'll get used to not batting an eyelid at Austrian names like Kunz and Furzl and then all of a sudden someone called Johhny Littlevagina turns up
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
you'll get used to not batting an eyelid at Austrian names like Kunz and Furzl and then all of a sudden someone called Johhny Littlevagina turns up
sure the whole trans girl inanna thing is horseshit but all i'm saying is that the sumerians clearly didn't make all these dilators just for no reason
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
sure the whole trans girl inanna thing is horseshit but all i'm saying is that the sumerians clearly didn't make all these dilators just for no reason
yes I'm spamming you with yet another pic but one of the fun things about going to an opera i missed out on before transitioning was that as a woman you get to dress up and in a way be part of the performance, and it's all the more so the grander the opera house is
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
yes I'm spamming you with yet another pic but one of the fun things about going to an opera i missed out on before transitioning was that as a woman you get to dress up and in a way be part of the performance, and it's all the more so the grander the opera house is
lovely night at the opera
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
lovely night at the opera
them: what are your transition goals?
me:
me:
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
them: what are your transition goals?
me:
me:
judge: council for the defence, your client stands accused of posting too many selfies
barrister: mlud my client moves that the last selfie should be regarded as unintentional as she was not expecting it to be any good
judge: we will have to consider precedent on this matter
barrister: mlud my client moves that the last selfie should be regarded as unintentional as she was not expecting it to be any good
judge: we will have to consider precedent on this matter
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
judge: council for the defence, your client stands accused of posting too many selfies
barrister: mlud my client moves that the last selfie should be regarded as unintentional as she was not expecting it to be any good
judge: we will have to consider precedent on this matter
barrister: mlud my client moves that the last selfie should be regarded as unintentional as she was not expecting it to be any good
judge: we will have to consider precedent on this matter
i now do my shot with special bisexual plasters
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
i now do my shot with special bisexual plasters
when i was younger i remember old dudes who drank martinis and you knew they'd idolised dean martin and dreamed of going to vegas in the 60s and anyway i hope when i'm 80 and ordering a negroni young ppl will be 'oh yeah ofc, auntie laura was gay in the 2020s'
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
when i was younger i remember old dudes who drank martinis and you knew they'd idolised dean martin and dreamed of going to vegas in the 60s and anyway i hope when i'm 80 and ordering a negroni young ppl will be 'oh yeah ofc, auntie laura was gay in the 2020s'
turns out i can cobble together a not bad outfit in a general gothy direction (fishnets are my friend) but i cannot do the eye makeup. any recommendations (general or for good tutorials)?
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
turns out i can cobble together a not bad outfit in a general gothy direction (fishnets are my friend) but i cannot do the eye makeup. any recommendations (general or for good tutorials)?
it's never one of the most photogenic meals, but fresh pizza ruins me for all other pizza
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
it's never one of the most photogenic meals, but fresh pizza ruins me for all other pizza
pulled from main at 119 likes as the porn accounts came in. nothing against porn ofc and i'm fine with ppl jacking off to me but tbh would prefer not to know about it
November 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
pulled from main at 119 likes as the porn accounts came in. nothing against porn ofc and i'm fine with ppl jacking off to me but tbh would prefer not to know about it
ok i was getting serious fomo so i belatedly made a costume. here you go, as threatened: slutty rare bookseller
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
ok i was getting serious fomo so i belatedly made a costume. here you go, as threatened: slutty rare bookseller
wondering why this maths textbook has all these drawings of women including this one, and then wondering if her boobs are supposed to illustrate spheres?
October 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
wondering why this maths textbook has all these drawings of women including this one, and then wondering if her boobs are supposed to illustrate spheres?
bonjour de la librarie (nouveaux cheveux, qui celle-ci)
October 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
bonjour de la librarie (nouveaux cheveux, qui celle-ci)
when they're good, of course, as this primitivo is.
and also when they're not sometimes
and also when they're not sometimes
October 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
when they're good, of course, as this primitivo is.
and also when they're not sometimes
and also when they're not sometimes
i have not washed my hair today for the third day running (hair appointment later so not much point) which always makes me feel like a clocky madonna but then i remember i can't use that reference because not everyone knows of my hobby of collecting clocky medieval madonnas from museums
October 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
i have not washed my hair today for the third day running (hair appointment later so not much point) which always makes me feel like a clocky madonna but then i remember i can't use that reference because not everyone knows of my hobby of collecting clocky medieval madonnas from museums
the van that drives away from the hospital after you have bottom surgery
October 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
the van that drives away from the hospital after you have bottom surgery
trashy tranny with her tram
October 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
trashy tranny with her tram
saturday kitchen: fish risotto with fresh veg my wife got from her plot and a delicious white given to me by my wonderful gf
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
saturday kitchen: fish risotto with fresh veg my wife got from her plot and a delicious white given to me by my wonderful gf