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Laith
@laith.bsky.social
bedouin 🪬
bookworm 📚
crab rangoon connoisseur ✌️

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Eating a sumo orange and watching Boogie Nights - who said staying in had to be boring?
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
It’s Kate Bush, not Kate Shaved!

(not an original joke but unsure who to credit, may my honesty absolve me 🙏)
Stop shaving your pubes. It’s 2026 grow up
January 1, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Watching the Making the Video for “Oops!… I Did it Again” will forever remain a formative queer memory.
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I just watched Bugonia and now am watching The Mastermind…what should I watch next?
December 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hitting the gym for the first time in a week, pray for me 🙏
December 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This post inspired me to go my local independent bookstore and seek out this book, and I hope mine does the same to anyone who sees it!
December 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
December 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
What an exciting Christmas Eve to block Nicki Minaj on Spotify 🥰
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I got the iPhone Air and maybe this means I will scroll less??? Or maybe it means…more?
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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My type:
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Watching Heated Rivalry during dinner.
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
These two albums are all I need for Q4.
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Go Brewers
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Not trying to read too far into bad omens, but I broke both the yokes of my eggs this morning.
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Is Apple Music just as culpable as Spotify? Is there a cruelty-free™️ streaming service yet??
October 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I have 5 types of mayonnaise in my fridge and I wouldn’t want it any other way
August 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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This really feels like a defining post of our time
August 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’ll be celebrating #fcf by pissing in a trough at Wrigley Field later today.
August 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Good morning✌️🍀
July 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I want a labubu so bad. I want a tiny monster son.
July 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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stop 👏 anthropomorphizing 👏 the 👏 chatbot 👏
July 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Entering my health food influencer era so that means I can only eat organic food, thereby eliminating the siren song of fast food (and most booze).
July 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Don’t forget to vote for your favorite on Love Island! It’s the only democracy we have left
July 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I literally love “The Matrix” I wonder if it’s real!!!
June 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM