I’m sorry but who’s spending $260 on a figurine you won’t get for another year, are there who like Von Lyacon this much?

Found this Pixel 4XL on Xianyu a while back. I’d have to assume the external antennas are for testing. Not even sure what to say.

This is Ralphie. He's trying to live up to his reputation as a retriever. Let him cook. 12/10 (TT: ralphiesgoldenlife)

This is Shark Teeth. She just came over here to stretch and noticed you had a sharable looking sandwich on your lap. What a coincidence. 13/10 (TT: meatboy3000)

This is Radley. He's being accused of stealing a bag of bagels. That's ridiculous. He was just keeping this one warm for you. 13/10 please show some appreciation (TT: carrie.pietz)

I believe there are gods in this world because I live in one cruel enough to not give me what I rightfully deserve (autistic goth girlfriend)

@keyboardtester.com thanks for the Wesley Memorial Extended Function Key Row

i do not blame nintendo for, like.. not including diddy kong anymore. because his name is that

me renovating a house in the style of roman architecture circa ~300 bc:

My Linux laptop is named "Grandma" because every time it goes to sleep there's a terrific chance it's never gonna wake up again.

KENDRICK DIED..... just playing yall he came out with a new album

you should be able to buy a verified badge on here which puts you at the top of replies

Dammit.

I got the spiderweb edition

As someone who hasn't actually used twitter since ~2022, it's not bad? Bookmarks being missing is fine, and public blocklists is a bit worrying, but I see potential here. Let's just hope it doesn't die off or become annoying like its competition.