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I didn't live above a chip shop
Found a clip of me almost certainly on one at a club on YouTube. Unfortunately I wasn't dancing :(
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Found a clip of me almost certainly on one at a club on YouTube. Unfortunately I wasn't dancing :(
Me to my drug dealer at Christmas if I still bought drugs and the weed was miserable OK idk
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me to my drug dealer at Christmas if I still bought drugs and the weed was miserable OK idk
Inevitably he loved cricket 🏏
(he actually did like hedgehogs apparently)
(he actually did like hedgehogs apparently)
October 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Inevitably he loved cricket 🏏
(he actually did like hedgehogs apparently)
(he actually did like hedgehogs apparently)
Badenoch said at pmqs that Oliver Colvile (whoever tf he was) loved crickets 🦗 🦗🦗
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Badenoch said at pmqs that Oliver Colvile (whoever tf he was) loved crickets 🦗 🦗🦗
Another person who wrote books not musicals but was crucially also a woman was a fascist.
October 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Another person who wrote books not musicals but was crucially also a woman was a fascist.
Keir Starmer 'happy' to continue to write for The Sun despite Liverpool boycott | ITV News Granada share.google/3S8s9LOwPLQq...
September 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Keir Starmer 'happy' to continue to write for The Sun despite Liverpool boycott | ITV News Granada share.google/3S8s9LOwPLQq...
This bloke on 4 In A Bed looks like John Harris in a sailor suit
September 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This bloke on 4 In A Bed looks like John Harris in a sailor suit
"(A)nd this end of the earth was called Gornal..."
J. B. Priestley on the Black Country
J. B. Priestley on the Black Country
September 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"(A)nd this end of the earth was called Gornal..."
J. B. Priestley on the Black Country
J. B. Priestley on the Black Country
Going to Black Sabbath ballet. Wearing dress and boots bought for a friend's funeral, appropriately.
September 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Going to Black Sabbath ballet. Wearing dress and boots bought for a friend's funeral, appropriately.
And if I have time afterwards I'm going to visit the little room in the war memorial in Coventry's Memorial Park*
September 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
And if I have time afterwards I'm going to visit the little room in the war memorial in Coventry's Memorial Park*
You should follow me if you find such observations insightful!
September 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You should follow me if you find such observations insightful!
He obviously nicked this point from me
September 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
He obviously nicked this point from me
Assumed Spithead was some military operation he was writing about at first. Thought funny name for French to use
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Assumed Spithead was some military operation he was writing about at first. Thought funny name for French to use
Actually not that interesting
September 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Actually not that interesting
Reading about Admiral Lord West of Spithead
September 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Reading about Admiral Lord West of Spithead
September 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Farage's comments about mental health and SEND diagnoses before local elections seemed to go under the radar (can't find earlier mention of SEND that questioner seems to refer to).
September 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Farage's comments about mental health and SEND diagnoses before local elections seemed to go under the radar (can't find earlier mention of SEND that questioner seems to refer to).
Tbf it wasn't a tweet
September 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Tbf it wasn't a tweet
Hahaha. I am also stupid. Was about this ⬇️
September 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Hahaha. I am also stupid. Was about this ⬇️
Can't see original post but if re Starmer/Glinner he hasn't commented
September 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Can't see original post but if re Starmer/Glinner he hasn't commented
OK so Starmer didn't actually comment re Glinner - broke my own rule re reading source rather than just headline/posts. Assumed the worst after Cooper's absurd vexiphilia yesterday.
September 3, 2025 at 6:29 AM
OK so Starmer didn't actually comment re Glinner - broke my own rule re reading source rather than just headline/posts. Assumed the worst after Cooper's absurd vexiphilia yesterday.