#animeboy

#anubis

When you looked behind you and only saw 413 sets of footprints in the sand, that’s when the cast of A Muppet Christmas Carol was carrying you

Hey guys I know it's really hard to be conscious of your health right now so please remember that after every hour in the fetal position you should stand up and banshee scream for at least 5 minutes to stretch out your lower back

everyone says they're a monster fucker but where are all the monster romancers? bro's got eyes where they don't belong and extra arms, have you tried handing them a controller or putting on a cheesy b-movie? do you even know what their favorite food is? like yeah, your soul is tasty but so are tacos

I'm here, for better or worse. Let's see if I can remember to post haha.

I’m demi bi, which means I am extremely aesthetically/sensually(????) attracted to women and sarcastic men with long hair who like baiting strong women into smacking them.

And I’m sexually attracted to like, one person

Also attraction is complicated and words are hard idk