Laura 🍦
@ladylardman.bsky.social
Ok couple things:
1. Sic semper tyrannis can be sung to the tune of Winchester Cathedral
2. Kwik Star has five pounds of potatoes for $.99(limit 2)
1. Sic semper tyrannis can be sung to the tune of Winchester Cathedral
2. Kwik Star has five pounds of potatoes for $.99(limit 2)
November 22, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Ok couple things:
1. Sic semper tyrannis can be sung to the tune of Winchester Cathedral
2. Kwik Star has five pounds of potatoes for $.99(limit 2)
1. Sic semper tyrannis can be sung to the tune of Winchester Cathedral
2. Kwik Star has five pounds of potatoes for $.99(limit 2)
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Doing a quick goog on gun prices🤷🏻♀️
November 6, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Doing a quick goog on gun prices🤷🏻♀️
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Reposted by Laura 🍦
SHOULD I call back this telemarketer guy that I was just mean to and tell him that I’m sorry and just really upset about the current state of the world. He sounded like the exact type of dirtbag I would like to fuck. What is a guy to do? NO SINCERE ANSWERS.
November 1, 2024 at 5:02 PM
SHOULD I call back this telemarketer guy that I was just mean to and tell him that I’m sorry and just really upset about the current state of the world. He sounded like the exact type of dirtbag I would like to fuck. What is a guy to do? NO SINCERE ANSWERS.
Best day of my life 😇
November 1, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Best day of my life 😇
Hey big 🐶🐶, since today is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius I am deleting this app off my phone. I’m not deleting my account but I’m going to be keeping my little sentences to myself for a while. I’m still on insta with the same name and I might be posting there more often. ✌️🍦💨🍃🫡
January 20, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Hey big 🐶🐶, since today is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius I am deleting this app off my phone. I’m not deleting my account but I’m going to be keeping my little sentences to myself for a while. I’m still on insta with the same name and I might be posting there more often. ✌️🍦💨🍃🫡
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We used to be a proper country
January 18, 2024 at 2:14 AM
We used to be a proper country
They want you to think that mixed berry is the best but it’s the worst. They don’t even know what’s in it.
January 17, 2024 at 2:38 AM
They want you to think that mixed berry is the best but it’s the worst. They don’t even know what’s in it.
Thank god Sun Chips are still good for you
January 17, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Thank god Sun Chips are still good for you
If I ever met Lorne Michaels I would ask him why Joe Dirt isn’t on Paramount plus when I’m pretty sure it’s a Paramount movie just like all the other SNL movies.
January 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM
If I ever met Lorne Michaels I would ask him why Joe Dirt isn’t on Paramount plus when I’m pretty sure it’s a Paramount movie just like all the other SNL movies.
There should be another AFI top 100 but with just movies I like.
January 17, 2024 at 1:21 AM
There should be another AFI top 100 but with just movies I like.
Beavis and Butthead went to the Hoover Dam and I’ve been there too.
January 17, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Beavis and Butthead went to the Hoover Dam and I’ve been there too.
I’m going to Sac City on Thursday so I might as well see the world’s largest popcorn ball while I’m there.
January 16, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I’m going to Sac City on Thursday so I might as well see the world’s largest popcorn ball while I’m there.
All the people who showed up to caucus tonight even though the windchill is -27° were kept warm by all the worms in their brains.
January 16, 2024 at 3:19 AM
All the people who showed up to caucus tonight even though the windchill is -27° were kept warm by all the worms in their brains.
Thank gord the Iowa Caucus winner never wins the election.
January 16, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Thank gord the Iowa Caucus winner never wins the election.
I’m so fucking stoked for springtime now that there’s snow on the ground. Before it snowed it felt like winter would never be over.
January 16, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I’m so fucking stoked for springtime now that there’s snow on the ground. Before it snowed it felt like winter would never be over.
Me: I’m quitting coffee creamer after the new year
Chobani: 😎
Chobani: 😎
January 16, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Me: I’m quitting coffee creamer after the new year
Chobani: 😎
Chobani: 😎
Designing my own Valentine’s sweatshirt
Your
Your
January 15, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Designing my own Valentine’s sweatshirt
Your
Your
After 48 hours of blizzard it’s now completely still outside, the sky is clear and blue and it’s -18°
January 14, 2024 at 1:34 PM
After 48 hours of blizzard it’s now completely still outside, the sky is clear and blue and it’s -18°
I can’t believe the Black Eyed Peas broke up
January 14, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I can’t believe the Black Eyed Peas broke up
If it’s possible to have heat stroke in January from wearing too many layers while shoveling, I’m the guy who could do it.
January 13, 2024 at 4:18 PM
If it’s possible to have heat stroke in January from wearing too many layers while shoveling, I’m the guy who could do it.