Laura 🍦
🫡🫡🫡
November 6, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Best day of my life 😇
November 1, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Me: I’m quitting coffee creamer after the new year

Chobani: 😎
January 16, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Designing my own Valentine’s sweatshirt

Your
January 15, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Your job needs you lol
January 9, 2024 at 6:49 PM
They’re having a sleepover
January 8, 2024 at 10:47 PM
If you know what’s good for you you’ll buy this gum.
January 6, 2024 at 2:42 AM
I made this today. ☢️🤓😇🥦
January 6, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Ouch
January 5, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to me.
January 5, 2024 at 3:41 PM
NOOOOOOO 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
January 2, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Austin Powers is Larry “Bud”Melman now. Lol fuck
December 29, 2023 at 1:10 AM
Someday they’ll be able get a real fireplace
December 25, 2023 at 2:39 PM
Still waiting for a response.
December 23, 2023 at 3:10 AM
The dresser has landed
December 21, 2023 at 11:40 PM
I bought a fancy cat mattress and no one will go in there
December 21, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Also
December 20, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Before I went thrifting today I told myself that I was going to find exactly what I was looking for. I paid $18.75 for it lol
December 20, 2023 at 11:34 PM
This fucking guy relies on my for all his 40 year old TV Guides that have Little House on the Prairie on the cover. Lol
December 9, 2023 at 5:31 AM
There’s gotta be a way to like shut down your bank account when you’re stoned.
December 4, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Have you guys checked out the official Frank Stallone Facebook page recently?
November 23, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Anybody else out chasing a big rooster right now?
November 19, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Think this is the best thing I found today
November 16, 2023 at 1:00 AM
That’s my 36, dog
November 15, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Quick Q: What’s a female-focused beef organ?
November 14, 2023 at 9:32 PM