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Lady Geoffery
@ladygeoffery.bsky.social
Writer, editor, genome wrangler, chakra wench, pole dancer. Mostly here for the disability/fat activism. Occasional meme maker. Queer parent. Spasticus Autisticus. She/They 🩷💛💙
Actually my daughter only knows the ORIGINAL words to Old MacDonald had a Farm...

#DepthsOfWiki
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I was today years old when I realised What a Wonderful World is not a song about a talking dog...

#MemesIDoneAndMade #BortPosting
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Some Wiki pages go hard...
October 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
There's a plastic pretzel in my laundry. We don't own any plastic pretzels. Every time the sproggler runs past it she shouts, 'there's a bagel in the wash!' which really raises more questions than it answers.

#ToddlerLife
September 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Got blocked from a horse sanctuary's FB page for asking if they'd used AI art for a graphic novel they were releasing. Not even accusing, just asking. Owner maintained they'd 'created' the images using 'their own input' on Adobe Illustrator

Sigh. Hire real artists folx. Unless you hate horses, obvs
September 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Reposted by Lady Geoffery
Astra asked @ladygeoffery.bsky.social to draw "hulk and iron man" and the results were so glorious I decided to colour it. Our first full family collaboration 😅
August 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
You're thinking to yourself, aren't you? What was it like at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social in the year of our lord, 2015? As seen through the eyes of, I don't know, an anthropologist masquerading as a comics editor? Probably something like this: ladygeoffery.substack.com/p/observatio...
Observations at Thought Bubble Comic Convention 2015
Originally published as part of my MA in Social Anthropology research - University of Bristol 2015. Participant observation undertaken on the 15th and 16th of November,
ladygeoffery.substack.com
August 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Checking the babycam during a heatwave be like:

#Memery #ToddlerLife #BritishSummertime
August 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If you're inexplicably part of the Venn Diagram intersection of genetics and Icelandic culture, you might enjoy my latest Substack publication (orig. research paper - 2016)

If not, why not check out my previous post? It's about menstruation. Everyone enjoys that.

open.substack.com/pub/ladygeof...
August 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
July 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
To me, you are paw-fect ❤️

#BristolLife #ToddlerTime #GromitTrail
July 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Made a meme. Inadvertently started a flame war about how many sides a square has.

It's four guys. It's four.

#BristolLife
July 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I've left Academia. Wasn't a fan of their casual use of AI. Y'all can find me on Substack. Will be uploading old academic papers and too-long-for-Bluesky posts. And zoomed in pictures of my titties too, apparently! On brand.

substack.com/@ladygeoffery
Geoffery Crescent | Substack
Writer, editor, genome wrangler, chakra wench, pole dancer. Mostly here for the disability/fat activism. Occasional meme maker. Queer parent. Spasticus Autisticus. She/They
substack.com
July 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Academia. What in the living f*ck is this?

#AISlop
June 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
June 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Dropping off the small one in the toddler room for the first time 🥲
a cartoon dragon is holding a sword and a bug is sitting on it .
Alt: a cartoon dragon is holding a sword and a bug is sitting on it . Caption "my little baby, off to destroy people"
media.tenor.com
May 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I'm here, I'm queer, I'm only visible once per year.

Happy GenderQueer Visibility Day 💜🤍💚
April 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I reviewed Cobbler's Dream by Monica Dickens on Goodreads

TL;DR? I don't always suggest characters are autistic, but when I do it's normally Dora from Follyfoot.

www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
Geoffery Crescent's review of Cobbler's Dream (Follyfoot, #1)
5/5: I might be tempted, if such things were allowed on Goodreads, to knock half a star off my rating, for the occasional jarring moments when this book didn't quite gel with my memories of the superl...
www.goodreads.com
April 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
New desk pal at work. New flag in the window. Just little things. 💙🤍💗

#NoLGBWithoutTheT #YouAreAlwaysSafeWithMe
April 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by Lady Geoffery
When Clive Barker was working on the MUMMY remake for Universal in the early '90s, he had a trans character in the script, and when the studio vetoed it, he basically said "I really can't stress how much I don't need to fucking make THE MUMMY" and left.
April 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I know there are many trans and non-binary people who will be feeling deeply worried today, caught in the midst of a media storm as they try to simply live their lives. Please know that I stand with you - today, tomorrow and always.

My statement in response to the Supreme Court ruling today:
April 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Reposted by Lady Geoffery
We are incredibly saddened to hear of the Supreme Court’s ruling today.

We support our friends in the LGBTIQA+ community in their calls for an appeal and fully standby their right for self-identification.
April 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
March 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Reposted by Lady Geoffery
Trans-inclusive Vagina Museum smashes crowdfunding target following negative JK Rowling tweet
Trans-inclusive Vagina Museum smashes crowdfunding target after JK Rowling tweet
The Vagina Museum in London has smashed its £60,000 fundraising target in just three days, after JK Rowling tweeted to say "good riddance."
www.thepinknews.com
March 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM