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Lady Geoffery
@ladygeoffery.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, genome wrangler, chakra wench, pole dancer. Mostly here for the disability/fat activism. Occasional meme maker. Queer parent. Spasticus Autisticus. She/They 🩷💛💙
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Actually my daughter only knows the ORIGINAL words to Old MacDonald had a Farm...

#DepthsOfWiki
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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I was today years old when I realised What a Wonderful World is not a song about a talking dog...

#MemesIDoneAndMade #BortPosting
A meme from the Simpsons. In the top panel, homer is looking shocked and says "He's singing dark sacred night?" In the second panel he says "i thought it was the dog says goodnight." WHY didn't someone tell me?
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Some Wiki pages go hard...
October 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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There's a plastic pretzel in my laundry. We don't own any plastic pretzels. Every time the sproggler runs past it she shouts, 'there's a bagel in the wash!' which really raises more questions than it answers.

#ToddlerLife
A plastic pretzel is inside a washing machine with a load of laundry
September 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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In better news, my co-worker likes randomly sticking googly eyes on stuff she finds on the street. That's art 😄
A photo of a pair of glasses sitting on top of a gas pipeline. The glasses have googly eyes stuck on them.
September 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Checking the babycam during a heatwave be like:

#Memery #ToddlerLife #BritishSummertime
A meme of a heat camera style pictire of a turkey in an oven. The text reads "I'm pretty sure that's our toddler in the oven, rotating slowly"
August 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Get yourself a girl who does both 🏳️‍🌈

#BristolPride #PrideWeekend

#We'reHere #We'reQueer #ChoreographingARasputinThemedPoleRoutineIn33DegreeHeat #WasNotOneOfMyBetterIdeas
Selfie photo of Lady G, a genderqueer person in their thirties. They have slicked back pink hair, pansexual and genderqueer pride flags on their cheeks and headphones round their neck A selfie photo of Lady G, a genderqueer person in their thirties, in a Rasputin costume. They have a fluffy black hat, a long beard and dark makeup. They are wearing a skimpy red pole dancing costume
July 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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To me, you are paw-fect ❤️

#BristolLife #ToddlerTime #GromitTrail
A photo of a two year old girl with blonde hair and a blue dress, looking up at a large pink and red statue of Gromit the dog
July 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Made a meme. Inadvertently started a flame war about how many sides a square has.

It's four guys. It's four.

#BristolLife
Text at top says 'Staff at inadequate nursery taught kids a square has six sides' At the bottom is a screenshot from the Simpsons. Chief Wiggum is saying "woah woah slow down egghead"
July 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Academia. What in the living f*ck is this?

#AISlop
June 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Made a thing

#SimpsonsMeme #HarryPotter #FuckJKRowling #AndAllWhoSailInHer
A meme of Krusty the Clown with the face of actor Nick Frost over the top. The text reads 'I heartily disagree with JK Rowling's views or product'
June 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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I'm here, I'm queer, I'm only visible once per year.

Happy GenderQueer Visibility Day 💜🤍💚
A selfie photo of Lady G, a white genderqueer person in their mid thirties. They have short purple hair, rainbow glasses and a she/They pronoun badge. They are wearing rainbow dungarees and purple white and green jewellery.
April 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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New desk pal at work. New flag in the window. Just little things. 💙🤍💗

#NoLGBWithoutTheT #YouAreAlwaysSafeWithMe
A selection of desk accessories including a lip balm, pet rock, 3D printed bulbasaur, crystal sculpture of a bust and a Trans Pride chameleon pin bade. A photo of a toddler standing besides a trans pride flag in a window.
April 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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A simpsons meme featuring Apu and Manjula at their wedding. Apu asks 'quickly, tell me, what is your favourite band, album and song?' Manjula answers 'the answer to all three is angel witch'
March 18, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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#Marvel #DareDevil #Spoilers
A meme featuring Milhouse and Bart Simpson The test reads 'remember when you killed foggy nelson even though you said you wouldn't? Then why is Foggy dead Marvel? Why is Foggy dead?'
March 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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February 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Hey kids, we're readin' tonight!
A screenshot of the Wikipedia article History of Cleavage
February 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Briefly and demonically popular this week. I haven't been this mildly viral since I started a flame war about the correct thing to call a bread roll* in the North of England.

*it's a breadcake and i will die on this hill
A simpsons meme. The top frame shows homer watching tv with an american flag on his head. The caption says 'it's 11:00. Do you know who Robbie Williams is?' The second panel shows the same image but the text says 'I told you last night, no!' It has 666 likes.
January 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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A screenshot of my own Bluesky account, showing I now have 100 followers Gif of Kamala Harros saying We did it Joe
January 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Who fancies giving a bod a cheeky follow and getting them over 100 folks before the week is out?

I occasionally make slutty, slutty memes like this one but mostly I'm here to rant about fat/queer/disability representation and you can talk to me about the state of your genome.
A meme of Gandalf holding his staff, which has a picture of Christopher Walken photoshopped onto it. The text reads, 'you would not part an old man from his Walken stick.'
January 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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He did, to be fair, give me 'kudos' as I slammed the phone down and ran for my overpriced public transport so at least I'm eating well tonight
Lisa Simpson staring in horror at an empty plate
January 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Actual footage of my office waiting on tenterhooks to see if I can teach a clinician how to use the copy/paste function on a PDF over the phone with only an hour until my bus arrives...
January 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Toddler asking for a cuddle at 5pm vs toddler asking for a cuddle at 5am...
A picture of Pinchy the lobster from the Simpsons, looking very cute A picture of Pinchy the lobster from the Simpsons looking dribbly and disgusting
January 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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In these troubled times, I humbly offer you this Lego Deadwood set created by @owenwattsdraws.bsky.social and myself many moons ago.

#CanBeConstructive
A digitally drawn image of a Lego set themed around the HBO show Deadwood. Featuring a beaten bonus Bullock mini fight!
January 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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When you make a meme that's too Borty for Aspie Town, and too Aspie for Bort Town, you do the only humane thing possible. Stick it on BlueSky and wait for the fish-heads to feed it with.

Anyway. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
A meme featuring Apu of the Simpsons picking treats off a donut. The test reads 'autism is not a superpower. Getting constantly overstimulated is not a superpower. Having a meltdown in public is not a superpower. Perhaps in your Autism Warrior Mom groups they are, but not here.'
December 24, 2024 at 5:45 PM